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2021-07-26 7:33:17 AM  
obligatory iconic horror-movie reference.

Now, then.  What about their doggo???
 
2021-07-26 9:13:34 AM  
Good news for all the virgins out there, it's your time to shine!
 
2021-07-26 9:14:17 AM  
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
 
2021-07-26 9:15:56 AM  

PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...


ah ah ah ah
 
2021-07-26 9:18:27 AM  
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2021-07-26 9:21:08 AM  

PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
 
2021-07-26 9:23:35 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...

ah ah ah ah


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2021-07-26 9:23:45 AM  
You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him!
 
2021-07-26 9:23:57 AM  

doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...


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2021-07-26 9:24:44 AM  
There was an actual summer camp called Crystal Lake around where I grew up. It was abandoned in the sixties or so and exploring it was pretty cool if rather creepy. And yes, we kept going 'ch-ch-ch-ch-ch' 'ah-ah-ah-ah-ah' looking around.
 
2021-07-26 9:28:47 AM  

Subtonic: There was an actual summer camp called Crystal Lake around where I grew up. It was abandoned in the sixties or so and exploring it was pretty cool if rather creepy. And yes, we kept going 'ch-ch-ch-ch-ch' 'ah-ah-ah-ah-ah' looking around.


You got lucky...must've been Friday, the 12th.

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2021-07-26 9:33:47 AM  
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Where's the dog?
 
2021-07-26 9:35:35 AM  
I would just like to say that the very last scene in that movie, with the canoe, actually farked me up for YEARS afterward.

I just didn't see it coming and it was just the most horrifying thing I had ever seen.

That is all.
 
2021-07-26 9:36:11 AM  
I love that they're not identifying the dead until they notify next of kin. As if there's so many missing couples who own a pontoon boat on Crystal Lake that there may be a confusion about which one it is...
 
2021-07-26 9:39:44 AM  

cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

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2021-07-26 9:40:10 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...

ah ah ah ah


Friday the 13th | kikiki mamama sound
Youtube iWAwQAXYd6Q
 
2021-07-26 9:41:16 AM  
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2021-07-26 9:42:39 AM  
How the fu*k do people drown in a Lake?
Theres no current.
All you have to do is breathe and float and make vague paddling motions to get back to the shore.
 
2021-07-26 9:42:46 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image image 425x239]


The arrow through the neck for him and a hatchet for the lady. Good times. Unfortunalety I still, can't use this film in the 6 degrees of Bacon Game.
 
2021-07-26 9:44:14 AM  
Nothing this evil ever dies.
 
2021-07-26 9:46:28 AM  

crzybtch: [Fark user image 300x168]
Where's the dog?


No word on the dog's whereabouts - at this point, I'm thinking he's a suspect . . .
 
2021-07-26 9:47:01 AM  
Alice Cooper - (He's Back) The Man Behind the Mask
Youtube K-XAjEyrqOs
 
2021-07-26 9:47:02 AM  

resident dystopian: I dont want to be on this planet anymore: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...

ah ah ah ah

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2021-07-26 9:50:45 AM  
Funny. I just watched the first three Friday The 13th movies for the first time this week. I'd seen other stuff with Jason (mainly Freddy vs. Jason) but I just missed seeing the originals because I was a kid when they came out, and by the time I was a teenager they were uncool because they'd milked the franchise to death (a new one every year!)

So the first one is just a variation on Psycho. The second and third are straight-up suspense (not really all that much gore, but I'm coming in as someone who watched all the SAW films before seeing these.)

And you know what the biggest surprise about these movies is? Nowhere near as much nudity as I was led to believe. I was expecting every woman in the cast to whip her top off, the way people talked about this series, but instead they were actually really tasteful about the nudity, and it was very brief. A glimpse of a breast in once scene in one movie. A woman goes skinny dipping in another. A very brief look at breasts when a woman takes a shower in the third (and they kept the camera mostly angled away). Every other sex scene or potential nudity scene panned away or had the actor go out of frame before any tits came out.

The way people talked about these when I was a teenager, I expected they were nothing but tits and gore. Nothing could be further from the truth! They're actually decent little suspense films and not gratuitous at all.
 
2021-07-26 9:51:47 AM  

dothemath: How the fu*k do people drown in a Lake?
Theres no current.
All you have to do is breathe and float and make vague paddling motions to get back to the shore.


Vermont has a storied past of mysterious lake drownings going back to the 1700s
 
2021-07-26 9:52:52 AM  
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) - Crispin Glover Dance
Youtube QEMynL5iVOA
 
2021-07-26 9:53:50 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

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I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.
 
2021-07-26 9:54:36 AM  

WilderKWight: The way people talked about these when I was a teenager, I expected they were nothing but tits and gore. Nothing could be further from the truth! They're actually decent little suspense films and not gratuitous at all.


It's like watching porn in the 70's, w/ dialog, plots, sets, costumes, etc. At some point, they just started filming the only parts people actually cared about. See also corn syrup in junk food.
 
2021-07-26 9:55:45 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

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I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.


Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P
 
2021-07-26 10:00:19 AM  
Find the dog!
 
2021-07-26 10:04:57 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P


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I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.
 
2021-07-26 10:05:06 AM  

crzybtch: [Fark user image image 300x168]
Where's the dog?


Dag
 
2021-07-26 10:07:12 AM  
Barton VT? That poor couple was probably trapped under the ice.
 
2021-07-26 10:10:25 AM  

vudukungfu: dothemath: How the fu*k do people drown in a Lake?
Theres no current.
All you have to do is breathe and float and make vague paddling motions to get back to the shore.

Vermont has a storied past of mysterious lake drownings going back to the 1700s


Drowning in a lake is the same as drowning in a bathtub.
 
2021-07-26 10:10:51 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x433]

I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.


Damn...that blows.  Should have let the hounds get the scent of his nutsack for just such an occasion...the threat of castration by chompin' seems like it would be an effective motivator.
 
2021-07-26 10:12:58 AM  
Then he's still out there... still out there... still out there...
 
2021-07-26 10:14:13 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x433]

I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.

Damn...that blows.  Should have let the hounds get the scent of his nutsack for just such an occasion...the threat of castration by chompin' seems like it would be an effective motivator.


My dogs chomping on his sack is the only thing keeping me going right now.  I am so tired of living off of hamburgers, hotdogs, and other grilled foods.  :/
 
2021-07-26 10:15:40 AM  

Trayal: crzybtch: [Fark user image image 300x168]
Where's the dog?

Dag


Wrong movie

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2021-07-26 10:22:49 AM  
Bad dog!
 
2021-07-26 10:23:55 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x433]

I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.

Damn...that blows.  Should have let the hounds get the scent of his nutsack for just such an occasion...the threat of castration by chompin' seems like it would be an effective motivator.

My dogs chomping on his sack is the only thing keeping me going right now.  I am so tired of living off of hamburgers, hotdogs, and other grilled foods.  :/


Hey...you're describing like 90% of my dinners.  I can't cook for shiat in general, but I can grill.  I get it though, must be disruptive and shiatty...especially when it's out of your control.  Here's hoping that turd does his job soon.
 
2021-07-26 10:26:18 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x433]

I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.

Damn...that blows.  Should have let the hounds get the scent of his nutsack for just such an occasion...the threat of castration by chompin' seems like it would be an effective motivator.

My dogs chomping on his sack is the only thing keeping me going right now.  I am so tired of living off of hamburgers, hotdogs, and other grilled foods.  :/

Hey...you're describing like 90% of my dinners.  I can't cook for shiat in general, but I can grill.  I get it though, must be disruptive and shiatty...especially when it's out of your control.  Here's hoping that turd does his job soon.


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2021-07-26 10:28:22 AM  

cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

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The actual genesis of that was supposed to be Jason chanting "Kill, Mommy" and the audio guy figured he'd just chant the first two syllables, "ki, ma" and he did with like tons of gain so it distorted it


So it's actually "ki ki ki. Ma, ma, ma"
 
2021-07-26 10:33:10 AM  

Klivian: Good news for all the virgins out there, it's your time to shine!


Virgin girls they killed off the virgin guys pretty swiftly as well and they tend to be even more racist than the police...
 
2021-07-26 10:35:48 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: doctorguilty: PunGent: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[i.imgur.com image 850x1068]

[i.imgflip.com image 616x440]

I do believe that is photoshopped.  I can tell by the pixels.

Hey now...that's some of my finest low-effort work, tyvm.  :P

[external-preview.redd.it image 640x433]

I defiantly need a chuckle today.  Contractor put me off for a few weeks AFTER I ripped up my kitchen to do the rough electric.  He bailed on me AGAIN today.  Kitchen is unusable and has been unusable for weeks now.

Damn...that blows.  Should have let the hounds get the scent of his nutsack for just such an occasion...the threat of castration by chompin' seems like it would be an effective motivator.

My dogs chomping on his sack is the only thing keeping me going right now.  I am so tired of living off of hamburgers, hotdogs, and other grilled foods.  :/

Hey...you're describing like 90% of my dinners.  I can't cook for shiat in general, but I can grill.  I get it though, must be disruptive and shiatty...especially when it's out of your control.  Here's hoping that turd does his job soon.

[memesmonkey.com image 474x353]


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2021-07-26 10:36:05 AM  

dothemath: How the fu*k do people drown in a Lake?
Theres no current.
All you have to do is breathe and float and make vague paddling motions to get back to the shore.


The dead drag you down...
 
2021-07-26 10:47:58 AM  
The Psych episode that spoofs Friday the 13th is fantastic.
 
2021-07-26 11:06:53 AM  

Xanadone: obligatory iconic horror-movie reference.

Now, then.  What about their doggo???


Cujo doesn't come from thin air.
 
2021-07-26 11:18:09 AM  

Xanadone: obligatory iconic horror-movie reference.

Now, then.  What about their doggo???


Doggo probably caused it.
 
2021-07-26 11:18:18 AM  

dothemath: How the fu*k do people drown in a Lake?
Theres no current.
All you have to do is breathe and float and make vague paddling motions to get back to the shore.


Weeds, man, weeds.
 
2021-07-26 11:20:58 AM  

durbnpoisn: I would just like to say that the very last scene in that movie, with the canoe, actually farked me up for YEARS afterward.

I just didn't see it coming and it was just the most horrifying thing I had ever seen.

That is all.


That's where we are right now vis-a-vis coronavirus.  Enjoy.
 
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