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(CBS)   Jury awards $50,000 to owners of house city officials labelled "hillbilly hellhole"   ( divider line
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2002-02-13 1:37:16 PM  
2002-02-13 1:38:47 PM  
Only in America.
2002-02-13 1:39:37 PM  
from guess where - Florida!
2002-02-13 1:40:55 PM  
nothing like having your neighbor take a pic of your trashy house and displaying it in city hall. Yeehaw!!
2002-02-13 1:41:44 PM  
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Why don't they just put the wheels back on their house and leave then?
2002-02-13 1:41:55 PM  
Moose Miller gets 50k for keeping a shiathole for a house?
And to think I work for a living?
Why do I bother?
2002-02-13 1:42:13 PM  
Describing the cards as obscene because they show young couples embracing and kissing, the protesters demanded a ban on Valentine's Day celebrations in predominantly Hindu India.

How you get your news... Depends on where you look.
2002-02-13 1:43:15 PM  
Of course! Like it was a trick question.

I wonder how much the domain name would cost ?
No one snagged it yet. I checked.
2002-02-13 1:43:47 PM  
Sue whoever so much as looks at you cross-eyed for ridiculous amounts of money so you can go on with your pitiful, lonely existance. It's the American Way!
2002-02-13 1:43:51 PM  
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2002-02-13 1:45:05 PM  
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2002-02-13 1:45:28 PM  
I'm gonna have to buy more shares of 'Oakwood Homes' - seein' as 'trashy reaps some cashy'. At least we know where to find Kato Katlin & Tonya Harding.
2002-02-13 1:47:15 PM  
And there's a special hellhole reserver for TV stations and newspapers who lack the sense to put their location on their web pages!
2002-02-13 1:50:03 PM  
Ha ha ha ha! Hillbilly Hellhole! Ha ha hah!
2002-02-13 1:50:45 PM  
HEY! I submitted this last NIGHT and didn't get anything.

Dang 'mods! ;P
2002-02-13 1:52:22 PM  

CBS Columbia Square

6121 Sunset Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90028
2002-02-13 1:57:47 PM  
$50,000 !

I gues the kin folk are sayin "move away from there"
2002-02-13 1:58:48 PM  
Here's my 'Hillbilly Hellhole'...
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...or is it?
2002-02-13 1:59:19 PM  
Cleetus! They done called our home a "hillbilly hell-hole"!
2002-02-13 2:00:07 PM  
"Look...... Over there.... It's a newly married, interracial gay couple burning the American flag!!!!"
2002-02-13 2:00:08 PM  
Well, at least the hillbillies spend their money wisely.

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2002-02-13 2:03:42 PM  
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If you've got one house that moves, and four cars that don't...
2002-02-13 2:06:43 PM  
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Don't get my ass going on the hillbilly tip... I just moved from San Francisco to rural Virginia. This is my life.
2002-02-13 2:08:16 PM  
Actually the above post would make a good photoshop...

How does one submit "topics" anyway...
2002-02-13 2:08:51 PM  
Myself_My_Sepulchre: Very funny. How much trouble is is to put LA somewhere in the logo? You shouldn't have to dig into the bowels of the site for this information. It's the world wide web, for chrisake.
2002-02-13 2:09:13 PM  
FINALLY....inbreeding pays off :)
2002-02-13 2:10:20 PM  
Why the hillbilly hell-hole, and not Liero HellHole?
2002-02-13 2:10:42 PM  
... oh yeah, by reading the first farking section in FARQ. Eeediotttt.
2002-02-13 2:11:46 PM  
Hey Badger... what were they thinking? Funny pic! :)

All I can say is it better not be built on a fault line...
2002-02-13 2:12:41 PM  
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2002-02-13 2:14:42 PM  
I just called the man who won the lawsuit. You can listen to him exclaim, "You'll pay $30,000 for a picture of my house??" by clicking below:

2002-02-13 2:23:40 PM  
You think they will use the money to fix up the house?

HELL NO... they will buy Camaros for himself an the misses

yea haw
2002-02-13 2:27:44 PM  

They better watch out you know state laws require a Mullet to drive a Camaro.
2002-02-13 2:36:03 PM  
yeah, I know what you are talking about. Just trying to do a public service. (weeping softly to self)


That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. You could actually hear the man's heart being rent in twain.

"I hope you had your fun" heh heh heh
2002-02-13 2:38:27 PM  
ok, so maybe it wasn't the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life, but it was funny. I am prone to hyperbole.
2002-02-13 3:04:48 PM  
damn it, Crappie beat me to it.

Just look at Elvis to find out what happens when hillbillies get a hold of cash.
2002-02-13 3:12:48 PM  
Dang Nabbit Jolene, we can buy some nice used couches for the patio....and possibly a 'couple xtra cases of Jim Beam.

Ah also reckon a pickup truck or two for the front yard.

Now go make me a pot pie woman! & use the good plates tonight.
2002-02-13 3:53:10 PM  
It kind of fell flat, didn't it, Todd Gerbil? The guy was skeptical from the outset - calling his lawyer and whatnot.

Pretty sad.

You've got a good speaking voice, though, RBCP.
2002-02-13 5:12:22 PM  
Now for the next five years, they will use that money for all the Pabst Blue Ribbon and Pork Rinds they can buy !!!

In the Hillbilly Hellhole, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave..
2002-02-13 5:55:25 PM  
Now they can fix their house with the money.
wil [TotalFark]
2002-02-13 6:18:10 PM  
Maybe they'll use the cash to buy themselves some thumbs.
2002-02-13 6:28:25 PM  
You're right,but it has to be a Trans-Camero on blocks..with a 6 foot satellite dish...
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