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(CBS)   Jury awards $50,000 to owners of house city officials labelled "hillbilly hellhole"   (cbs2.com) divider line
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AlgertMan
2002-02-13 1:37:16 PM  
CLETUS!!!
 
Boomslang
2002-02-13 1:38:47 PM  
Only in America.
 
Siggy
2002-02-13 1:39:37 PM  
from guess where - Florida!
 
Bartron
2002-02-13 1:40:55 PM  
nothing like having your neighbor take a pic of your trashy house and displaying it in city hall. Yeehaw!!
 
stephenv
2002-02-13 1:41:44 PM  
[image from mescaleros.kajen.com too old to be available]

Why don't they just put the wheels back on their house and leave then?
 
Dinsdale
2002-02-13 1:41:55 PM  
Moose Miller gets 50k for keeping a shiathole for a house?
And to think I work for a living?
Why do I bother?
 
Boomslang
2002-02-13 1:42:13 PM  
Describing the cards as obscene because they show young couples embracing and kissing, the protesters demanded a ban on Valentine's Day celebrations in predominantly Hindu India.

How you get your news... Depends on where you look.
 
SLAYERSWINE
2002-02-13 1:43:15 PM  
Siggy,
Of course! Like it was a trick question.

I wonder how much the domain name would cost ?
No one snagged it yet. I checked.
 
Trenchcoat_Ninja
2002-02-13 1:43:47 PM  
Sue whoever so much as looks at you cross-eyed for ridiculous amounts of money so you can go on with your pitiful, lonely existance. It's the American Way!
 
puckhead
2002-02-13 1:43:51 PM  
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SteveVT
2002-02-13 1:45:05 PM  
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Dammm
 
bump
2002-02-13 1:45:28 PM  
I'm gonna have to buy more shares of 'Oakwood Homes' - seein' as 'trashy reaps some cashy'. At least we know where to find Kato Katlin & Tonya Harding.
 
yotta
2002-02-13 1:47:15 PM  
And there's a special hellhole reserver for TV stations and newspapers who lack the sense to put their location on their web pages!
 
Myself_My_Sepulchre
2002-02-13 1:50:03 PM  
Ha ha ha ha! Hillbilly Hellhole! Ha ha hah!
 
Dingleberry
2002-02-13 1:50:45 PM  
HEY! I submitted this last NIGHT and didn't get anything.

Dang 'mods! ;P
 
Myself_My_Sepulchre
2002-02-13 1:52:22 PM  
Yotta:

CBS Columbia Square

6121 Sunset Blvd.

Los Angeles, CA 90028
 
cliffy
2002-02-13 1:57:47 PM  
$50,000 !
Damn

I gues the kin folk are sayin "move away from there"
 
Badger [TotalFark]
2002-02-13 1:58:48 PM  
Here's my 'Hillbilly Hellhole'...
[image from pages.prodigy.net too old to be available]

...or is it?
 
glenlivid
2002-02-13 1:59:19 PM  
Cleetus! They done called our home a "hillbilly hell-hole"!
 
Frankee-Frank-Frank
2002-02-13 2:00:07 PM  
"Look...... Over there.... It's a newly married, interracial gay couple burning the American flag!!!!"
.
 
Thatguy
2002-02-13 2:00:08 PM  
Well, at least the hillbillies spend their money wisely.

[image from ratfink.org too old to be available]
 
alizeran
2002-02-13 2:03:42 PM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]

If you've got one house that moves, and four cars that don't...
 
alizeran
2002-02-13 2:06:43 PM  
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]

Don't get my ass going on the hillbilly tip... I just moved from San Francisco to rural Virginia. This is my life.
 
alizeran
2002-02-13 2:08:16 PM  
Actually the above post would make a good photoshop...

How does one submit "topics" anyway...
 
yotta
2002-02-13 2:08:51 PM  
Myself_My_Sepulchre: Very funny. How much trouble is is to put LA somewhere in the logo? You shouldn't have to dig into the bowels of the site for this information. It's the world wide web, for chrisake.
 
Archfeld
2002-02-13 2:09:13 PM  
FINALLY....inbreeding pays off :)
 
Abyssal Squid
2002-02-13 2:10:20 PM  
Why the hillbilly hell-hole, and not Liero HellHole?
 
alizeran
2002-02-13 2:10:42 PM  
... oh yeah, by reading the first farking section in FARQ. Eeediotttt.
 
Focus
2002-02-13 2:11:46 PM  
Hey Badger... what were they thinking? Funny pic! :)

All I can say is it better not be built on a fault line...
 
alizeran
2002-02-13 2:12:41 PM  
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rbcp
2002-02-13 2:14:42 PM  
I just called the man who won the lawsuit. You can listen to him exclaim, "You'll pay $30,000 for a picture of my house??" by clicking below:
 
crappie
2002-02-13 2:23:40 PM  
You think they will use the money to fix up the house?

HELL NO... they will buy Camaros for himself an the misses

yea haw
 
cliffy
2002-02-13 2:27:44 PM  
Crappie,

They better watch out you know state laws require a Mullet to drive a Camaro.
 
Myself_My_Sepulchre
2002-02-13 2:36:03 PM  
Yotta:
yeah, I know what you are talking about. Just trying to do a public service. (weeping softly to self)

Rbcp

That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. You could actually hear the man's heart being rent in twain.

"I hope you had your fun" heh heh heh
 
Myself_My_Sepulchre
2002-02-13 2:38:27 PM  
ok, so maybe it wasn't the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life, but it was funny. I am prone to hyperbole.
 
impaler
2002-02-13 3:04:48 PM  
damn it, Crappie beat me to it.

Just look at Elvis to find out what happens when hillbillies get a hold of cash.
 
gorange
2002-02-13 3:12:48 PM  
Dang Nabbit Jolene, we can buy some nice used couches for the patio....and possibly a 'couple xtra cases of Jim Beam.

Ah also reckon a pickup truck or two for the front yard.

Now go make me a pot pie woman! & use the good plates tonight.
 
kanyakumari
2002-02-13 3:53:10 PM  
It kind of fell flat, didn't it, Todd Gerbil? The guy was skeptical from the outset - calling his lawyer and whatnot.

Pretty sad.

You've got a good speaking voice, though, RBCP.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2002-02-13 5:12:22 PM  
Now for the next five years, they will use that money for all the Pabst Blue Ribbon and Pork Rinds they can buy !!!

In the Hillbilly Hellhole, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave..
 
thejerseydevil
2002-02-13 5:55:25 PM  
Now they can fix their house with the money.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2002-02-13 6:18:10 PM  
Maybe they'll use the cash to buy themselves some thumbs.
 
Forsythe P. Jones
2002-02-13 6:28:25 PM  
You're right,but it has to be a Trans-Camero on blocks..with a 6 foot satellite dish...
 
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