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(New Zealand Herald)   Never come between old ladies and their bingo   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line
    More: Hero, Robbery, Theft, hero nannies, Crime, 67-year-old, Gisborne Pirates Rugby Club, hero nanny, group of Gisborne  
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2021-07-25 8:19:00 AM  
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2021-07-25 8:29:29 AM  
Ew... Nobody wants dabber on their dick.
 
2021-07-25 8:37:00 AM  
Young punks think the elderly are easy marks. But they don't understand that they've seen, and overcome, serious challenges in life, aren't about to be intimidated by a young punk. And there's no honor on the block or at the jailhouse telling your story of how you fought back and won against a group of old ladies.  The punks are lucky they didn't get beat with canes. Lastly, judges are very sympathetic to old ladies that stand up for what is right, and the women know this...
 
2021-07-25 8:50:57 AM  
How do you get one sweet little old lady to swear and curse?
Get another sweet little old lady to say bingo.

/oblig.
 
2021-07-25 8:53:02 AM  
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2021-07-25 8:56:29 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Ew... Nobody wants dabber on their dick.


.....slowly raises hand.
 
2021-07-25 8:59:45 AM  
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2021-07-25 9:06:16 AM  
We went to play bingo years ago. My wife and I were the only ones who did vote for Calvin Coolidge.
 
2021-07-25 9:07:10 AM  

Katwang: We went to play bingo years ago. My wife and I were the only ones who did vote for Calvin Coolidge.


Didn't
 
2021-07-25 9:10:21 AM  
I'd said the punks were lucky they weren't beat with canes. Thinking on it a bit more: maybe they were, but it's in no one's interest to say so...
 
2021-07-25 9:18:04 AM  

jimjays: I'd said the punks were lucky they weren't beat with canes. Thinking on it a bit more: maybe they were, but it's in no one's interest to say so...


EAT HICKORY!!

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2021-07-25 9:21:54 AM  
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with her.
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2021-07-25 9:23:25 AM  
How do you get a sweet little old lady to yell "farkK!!" ?

Get another sweet little old lady to yell "bingo!"
 
2021-07-25 9:33:43 AM  
Oh yeah. Those old ladies will cut you. My friends and I went to a Catholic Church fair for cheap booze. We decided to play bingo for laughs. When I won on my first round, the death stares I got could melt rocks. Easiest $300 I ever made, though.
 
2021-07-25 9:34:42 AM  
A group of 30 "nannies" playing Housie defended their $700 from thieves using chairs.

Were they all named Helen?
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2021-07-25 9:34:48 AM  
How do you make an old lady say swear words? Say "Biden is the President."
 
2021-07-25 9:42:32 AM  
Especially the ones at my local Moose.
 
2021-07-25 9:47:17 AM  
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2021-07-25 9:57:04 AM  
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2021-07-25 10:06:23 AM  

Fara Clark: How do you get one sweet little old lady to swear and curse?
Get another sweet little old lady to say bingo.

/oblig.


What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies
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2021-07-25 10:20:17 AM  
As someone that worked at a bingo parlor...I can confirm that  ladies of a certain age can be
VICIOUS when it comes to bingo..

I've seen people (mostly ladies) get into brawls over chairs, cards, "lucky" tchockies and numerous other things..A woman who was calling games was bullied to tears by the players, and had to leave in the middle of a game.. (She was the usual caller and was raked over the coals a lot, but they really laid into her that day)
a "runner" was reading back a called bingo card and made a mistake and had stuff thrown at them..
The place I worked at had an off duty cop present EVERY bingo night..
 
2021-07-25 10:24:40 AM  

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Yupperz, never mess w/Grannies  Bingo night.....!!!!!
 
2021-07-25 10:30:31 AM  
I luv alzheimer's........
 
2021-07-25 10:31:44 AM  

Insain2: I luv alzheimer's........


Depends.
 
2021-07-25 10:33:12 AM  
those level 1 thieves would be laughed out the guild.  they need more training


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2021-07-25 10:45:43 AM  

jimjays: Young punks think the elderly are easy marks. But they don't understand that they've seen, and overcome, serious challenges in life, aren't about to be intimidated by a young punk. And there's no honor on the block or at the jailhouse telling your story of how you fought back and won against a group of old ladies.  The punks are lucky they didn't get beat with canes. Lastly, judges are very sympathetic to old ladies that stand up for what is right, and the women know this...


You got that right.  Years ago my great aunt who had to be pushing 90 came home to 3 copperheads on the roof of her house.  Me?  I'd go find something else to do until they left.  Her?  She got out the ladder, climbed up there, and killed them.
 
2021-07-25 10:47:29 AM  
Read far enough down to realize those 2 morons tried this in pouring rain!  wtf -was that part of their masterful getaway plan?
 
2021-07-25 11:29:18 AM  
"The Herald spoke to the 67-year-old "hero nanny" who inspired the defence of her and her friends' $700 prize pouch, after she flipped over her table in front of one fleeing thief."

"DON'T. FARK. WITH. THE. BINGO!"

Throws Table. Catches Chair. Doesn't Drop Purse.
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2021-07-25 12:20:04 PM  

Fara Clark: How do you get one sweet little old lady to swear and curse?
Get another sweet little old lady to say bingo.

/oblig.


Many bingo games involve money rewards.

Gambling is a hellava drug
 
2021-07-25 12:21:00 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Oh yeah. Those old ladies will cut you. My friends and I went to a Catholic Church fair for cheap booze. We decided to play bingo for laughs. When I won on my first round, the death stares I got could melt rocks. Easiest $300 I ever made, though.


Gambling is a hellava drug
 
2021-07-25 12:22:06 PM  

RolfBlitzer: How do you make an old lady say swear words? Say "Biden is the President."


Nope

Tell her that there will be no cash reward for these bingo game winners
 
2021-07-25 12:23:15 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: As someone that worked at a bingo parlor...I can confirm that  ladies of a certain age can be
VICIOUS when it comes to bingo..

I've seen people (mostly ladies) get into brawls over chairs, cards, "lucky" tchockies and numerous other things..A woman who was calling games was bullied to tears by the players, and had to leave in the middle of a game.. (She was the usual caller and was raked over the coals a lot, but they really laid into her that day)
a "runner" was reading back a called bingo card and made a mistake and had stuff thrown at them..
The place I worked at had an off duty cop present EVERY bingo night..


Cash prizes tend to do that to murcans
 
2021-07-25 12:24:56 PM  

Insain2: I luv alzheimer's........


Spoken by someone who has never not been able to wipe their own ass.
 
2021-07-25 12:53:30 PM  

Linux_Yes: Insain2: I luv alzheimer's........

Spoken by someone who has never not been able to wipe their own ass.


Linux plays bingo!  And has an ass fetish!
 
2021-07-25 1:02:58 PM  
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2021-07-25 1:31:02 PM  

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i love her- fierce bingo grannie andfashonista:  she's right up on the 'nude eyebrow' trend
 
2021-07-25 2:03:27 PM  
Ognib!

I like saying it.
 
2021-07-25 9:18:45 PM  
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2021-07-26 2:47:49 AM  

Linux_Yes: Mr. Shabooboo: As someone that worked at a bingo parlor...I can confirm that  ladies of a certain age can be
VICIOUS when it comes to bingo..

I've seen people (mostly ladies) get into brawls over chairs, cards, "lucky" tchockies and numerous other things..A woman who was calling games was bullied to tears by the players, and had to leave in the middle of a game.. (She was the usual caller and was raked over the coals a lot, but they really laid into her that day)
a "runner" was reading back a called bingo card and made a mistake and had stuff thrown at them..
The place I worked at had an off duty cop present EVERY bingo night..

Cash prizes tend to do that to murcans


I don't think it's just an 'murican thing....But it's worse that most of the people that frequented the bingo hall
I worked at were poor minority persons and this was one of the few joys they had in life..It was a relatively
cheap form of entertainment for a few hours with the opportunity to make a few bucks too..
 
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