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(Austin News KXAN)   It's the first positive news Bryson Dechambeau has gotten in awhile   (kxan.com) divider line
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2021-07-25 1:24:03 AM  
Cold headline, Subby.
 
2021-07-25 7:19:53 AM  
How the fark you gonna test positive twice, Rahm?
 
2021-07-25 7:54:21 AM  
  Doesn't the virus know they're rich?
 
2021-07-25 7:54:26 AM  

The Smails Kid: How the fark you gonna test positive twice, Rahm?


He lied about getting the shot the first time?

As a general rule, anyone who hit the shot is more than happy to tell you they did, while those who didn't deflect with privacy concerns and act surprised if they get it. There are breakthrough cases, of course, but those are exceedingly rare, and the likelihood that a known anti-vaxxer would be one of those rare cases is essentially zero. It's easier to believe  and far more likely true that he lied about it to begin with.
 
2021-07-25 8:59:04 AM  
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2021-07-25 9:29:43 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: The Smails Kid: How the fark you gonna test positive twice, Rahm?

He lied about getting the shot the first time?

As a general rule, anyone who hit the shot is more than happy to tell you they did, while those who didn't deflect with privacy concerns and act surprised if they get it. There are breakthrough cases, of course, but those are exceedingly rare, and the likelihood that a known anti-vaxxer would be one of those rare cases is essentially zero. It's easier to believe  and far more likely true that he lied about it to begin with.


Shot or no shot, getting infected twice over a couple months isn't exactly routine either .  One way or another he won an unlucky lottery
 
2021-07-25 9:31:04 AM  
Golfs first 5 star douche
 
2021-07-25 10:45:57 AM  
It's Douchambeau.
 
2021-07-25 10:48:40 AM  
So golf is an Olympic sport (and was the last summer games in 2016 as well).  I remember the Atlanta organizers wanted golf, and to hold it at Augusta.  The club said "are we going to have to let anyone with an Olympic ticket on the grounds?", the IOC/Atlanta people said "yes" and that was the end of Olympic golf at Atlanta.

/my parents once had tickets to the practice rounds
//tickets to the "real" rounds are almost entirely inherited, much like membership.  Not for farkers
///during the Ike administration, it was the absolute center of national power.  And it isn't like the membership doesn't still have massive influence
 
2021-07-25 10:57:52 AM  
Golf is not a sport.
 
2021-07-25 10:58:26 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: The Smails Kid: How the fark you gonna test positive twice, Rahm?

He lied about getting the shot the first time?

As a general rule, anyone who hit the shot is more than happy to tell you they did, while those who didn't deflect with privacy concerns and act surprised if they get it. There are breakthrough cases, of course, but those are exceedingly rare, and the likelihood that a known anti-vaxxer would be one of those rare cases is essentially zero. It's easier to believe  and far more likely true that he lied about it to begin with.


Yesterday it was reported that 20% of the people with covid right now in Los Angeles county are breakthrough cases on people vaccinated.
Delta ain't no joke.
 
2021-07-25 11:13:56 AM  
I get that they're going by rankings and Patrick Reed is a fine golfer, but Jordon Spieth is the hot hand right now.
 
2021-07-25 11:20:16 AM  

sozelle: Golf is not a sport.


Thanks for that, but we were talking Olympics not sports
 
2021-07-25 4:18:54 PM  
This headline is low-key funny as hell. I laughed heartily.
 
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