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(Politico)   "I'm hearing Texas wants to do a forensic audit," he said, bizarrely citing a state he won handily   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-07-24 10:58:25 PM  
Could be interesting, maybe they will find someone like the Colorado man who murdered his wife and then mailed in a ballot for her voting for Trump.
 
2021-07-24 11:13:37 PM  
"Audit" the new magic word.
 
2021-07-24 11:25:12 PM  
Yes, please, audit Texas. Recount it, call in the cyber ninjas, invite the pillow guy and bring Hunter's laptop. That should keep you idiots busy for another few months.
 
2021-07-24 11:47:32 PM  
FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY
 
2021-07-24 11:49:07 PM  
They booed the US Olympic soccer team losing to Sweden yet call themselves patriots.
 
2021-07-25 12:04:56 AM  
Actually, yes, we would.

Let's compare poll totals to exit polls.  Let's compare this year's totals to the last election, where the Post Office wasn't hobbled and there was more than one freaking ballot drop-off location per county.

By all means, let's have a nice deep searching look into the Texas general election.  And don't forget the downballot races too.
 
2021-07-25 12:32:53 AM  
What a Pewter-plated asshole.
 
2021-07-25 12:40:00 AM  
Recount Cornyn vs Hegar.
 
2021-07-25 1:16:27 AM  
Personally I am in favor of any measure that would keep republicans away from the polls
 
2021-07-25 1:18:46 AM  
Please go away insane fat man.  Eat more fast food.
 
2021-07-25 1:51:11 AM  
Sure, orange grandpa. Let's get you to McDonalds.
 
2021-07-25 2:32:51 AM  
Just following the playbook

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2021-07-25 3:07:02 AM  

Znuh: FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY


To quote Faith No More: "Sh*t lives forever".
 
2021-07-25 3:12:13 AM  
Is "forensic audit" Trumpian for "rig voting"?  Because between the handling of machines in the current audit and the whole thing about the Democrats' having to leave the state to try to stop voter suppression, that would make sense.
 
2021-07-25 3:14:10 AM  
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2021-07-25 3:14:24 AM  
Plot twist Audit reveals all Republicans actually lost in Texas....
 
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2021-07-25 3:19:26 AM  

Znuh: FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY


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I like this one better:

Chariset: Actually, yes, we would.

Let's compare poll totals to exit polls.  Let's compare this year's totals to the last election, where the Post Office wasn't hobbled and there was more than one freaking ballot drop-off location per county.

By all means, let's have a nice deep searching look into the Texas general election.  And don't forget the downballot races too.


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I really would like a deep dive into red state vote handling.  There are quite a few that, even with Faux News brainwash attempts, seem to be bluer than the voting results indicate.

I really would like to see the reasons that these red states seem so frightened as to adapt these voter suppression laws, even though they're supposed to be securely Republican.
 
2021-07-25 3:21:49 AM  

dildo tontine: They booed the US Olympic soccer team losing to Sweden yet call themselves patriots.


Losing is not bad, but losing to Sweden is unforgivable.
 
2021-07-25 3:22:01 AM  
I'm really surprised that he doesn't boast about his final Middle East summit victory, where Abdel Fattah el-Sisi crowned him King of the Nile.

/wait
//checks notes
///make that 'King of Denial"
 
2021-07-25 3:22:49 AM  

Chariset: Actually, yes, we would.

Let's compare poll totals to exit polls.  Let's compare this year's totals to the last election, where the Post Office wasn't hobbled and there was more than one freaking ballot drop-off location per county.

By all means, let's have a nice deep searching look into the Texas general election.  And don't forget the downballot races too.


If only Republicans were willing and capable of hiring a competent audit administrator. Of course if Republicans could do that, Trump wouldn't have gotten anywhere near the White House in the first place. Party of grifters and griftees.
 
2021-07-25 3:27:59 AM  
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2021-07-25 3:28:37 AM  
He's so stupid. And a loser.  In fact, he's a stupid loser.
 
2021-07-25 3:29:31 AM  
In lengthy diatribes on his loss, he blamed Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, former Vice President Mike Pence and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, while defending the actions of his former personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

And yet the disingenuous orange piece of shiat never paid him. Anyone with the blind greed and stupidity to believe this bloated carcass will actually do something for them needs to be institutionalized for their own (and everyone else's) safety. Anything he's ever done that's helped anyone is purely a byproduct of his self-service
 
2021-07-25 3:31:18 AM  

Creidiki: dildo tontine: They booed the US Olympic soccer team losing to Sweden yet call themselves patriots.

Losing is not bad, but losing to Sweden is unforgivable.





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2021-07-25 3:31:22 AM  
Investigate all the things sure why not.

Just go ahead and scan the thoughts of every person in the United States. Never stop yapping. They're all out to get you and no one actually cares, they just want pay checks or a party or to FEEL important.
 
2021-07-25 3:33:40 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Investigate all the things sure why not.

Just go ahead and scan the thoughts of every person in the United States. Never stop yapping. They're all out to get you and no one actually cares, they just want pay checks or a party or to FEEL important.


Or they're Soviet sleeper agents.
Leave room for Vladimir.


But sure fine, recount all the things.
Bet you'll find Republicans cheating.
 
2021-07-25 3:34:31 AM  

aagrajag: Znuh: FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY

To quote Faith No More: "Sh*t lives forever".




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2021-07-25 3:56:51 AM  
WHY DO YOU WORSHIP THIS OBVIOUSLY INCOMPETENT MORON?? He looks like a drying persimmon with two black sesame seeds crammed-in to the folds for eyes.
 
2021-07-25 3:59:51 AM  
1. They use 'forensic' and 'audit' to make it sound like it has legitimacy. Yet the very companies they are using? Some of the worst and uncertified are violating EVERY accepted forensic standard and audit process. They damaged the actual machines needlessly. Did they also damage ballots? Probably. Did they have a 3rd party live-audit to verify their results? Did they keep all details sequestered until complete? Did they keep every device and machine offline and use images/duplicates? The DOJ has a document on how to perform electronic forensics - did CN NOT read it? From news reports, they violated EVERY.SINGLE.RULE. None of their evidence would pass muster in a court of law. Its just a show at this point to keep their base riled up.
2.  AZ wants to use 'different' machines? How much  do you want to bet they want to use older ES&S machines that were KNOWN and PROVEN to be wrong in tabulating votes? This is why they refuse to disclose which machines they intend on using, and will fight to keep from telling you because if it gets out, it's over. They are doing this specifically to get 'donations'. And like many, they don't go to funding any suits in courts, just people in suits like Trump's Save America PAC where he kept 100% of the proceeds and not a single dime went to any legal funding.
3. If I were to be the company doing the forensic audit, I'd handle it a lot differently than CyberNincompoops did. There is credentialing involved, there is accountability involved, and of utmost importance, following established procedures that meet court requirements.

As for Texas, if it wasn't for gerrymandering, they would have been blue a long time ago. I personally wish there was a fund to help those who aren't republican and willing to vote to FLOOD their gerrymandered districts before the next round of elections. Imagine if their 'stacking the deck' resulted in their losing, hard. I would donate every spare penny I have to see Cruz and Abbot lose their seats, Republicans lose the ability to block things, and see charges actually get filed to put all of them behind bars.
 
2021-07-25 4:09:53 AM  

DVD: Znuh: FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY

_____________________________________

I like this one better:

Chariset: Actually, yes, we would.

Let's compare poll totals to exit polls.  Let's compare this year's totals to the last election, where the Post Office wasn't hobbled and there was more than one freaking ballot drop-off location per county.

By all means, let's have a nice deep searching look into the Texas general election.  And don't forget the downballot races too.

______________________________________

I really would like a deep dive into red state vote handling.  There are quite a few that, even with Faux News brainwash attempts, seem to be bluer than the voting results indicate.

I really would like to see the reasons that these red states seem so frightened as to adapt these voter suppression laws, even though they're supposed to be securely Republican.


2020 is what a blue wave election filtered through massive Republican election fraud and voter suppression looks like.

2022 and 2024 will make 2020 look free, fair and unbiased by comparison if the Democrats don't manage to pass the John Lewis Voting Rights Act and the We the People Act.
 
2021-07-25 4:11:31 AM  

overthinker: 1. They use 'forensic' and 'audit' to make it sound like it has legitimacy. Yet the very companies they are using? Some of the worst and uncertified are violating EVERY accepted forensic standard and audit process.


I've heard the 'Cyber Ninjas' are just one person with absolutely no relevant skills.

And they're messing things up so much in some places that they have to discard their current systems and come up with new ones before the next elections.
 
2021-07-25 4:18:50 AM  

BigBurrito: "Audit" the new magic word.


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2021-07-25 4:22:59 AM  
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2021-07-25 4:24:16 AM  

dildo tontine: They booed the US Olympic soccer team losing to Sweden yet call themselves patriots.


O_o

This country is basically over.

Tell me why again everyone is trying so hard to hold it together when shiatheels like that clearly want to take it apart?
 
2021-07-25 4:29:16 AM  
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2021-07-25 4:37:41 AM  

Ken S.: Could be interesting, maybe they will find someone like the Colorado man who murdered his wife and then mailed in a ballot for her voting for Trump.


Well, who among us hasn't killed a spouse to commit voter fraud?
 
2021-07-25 4:52:57 AM  

Man with the Red Eyes: Ken S.: Could be interesting, maybe they will find someone like the Colorado man who murdered his wife and then mailed in a ballot for her voting for Trump.

Well, who among us hasn't killed a spouse to commit voter fraud?


Joke's on you, fool. My wife is a foreigner.

Just opened the box, too.
 
2021-07-25 4:59:03 AM  

Alphax: overthinker: 1. They use 'forensic' and 'audit' to make it sound like it has legitimacy. Yet the very companies they are using? Some of the worst and uncertified are violating EVERY accepted forensic standard and audit process.

I've heard the 'Cyber Ninjas' are just one person with absolutely no relevant skills.

And they're messing things up so much in some places that they have to discard their current systems and come up with new ones before the next elections.


I'd like to know just WHAT Cyber Ninjas' history and qualifications really are.  They're supposed to be a computer systems security specialist company.   Security certification is pretty stringent.  Do they have ANY qualified specialists?  Etc, etc.
 
2021-07-25 5:09:02 AM  
I'd die laughing if they audited Texass and discovered that Biden actually took the state.
 
2021-07-25 5:12:09 AM  

BigBurrito: "Audit" the new magic word.


Wasn't audits the same reason he claims he cannot share his taxes?

"I would should you my win but it's under audit so you have to wait, in the mean time I plainly won so I should be in the White House!"
 
2021-07-25 5:50:24 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Man with the Red Eyes: Ken S.: Could be interesting, maybe they will find someone like the Colorado man who murdered his wife and then mailed in a ballot for her voting for Trump.

Well, who among us hasn't killed a spouse to commit voter fraud?

Joke's on you, fool. My wife is a foreigner.

Just opened the box, too.


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2021-07-25 6:08:36 AM  

DVD: Znuh: FFS JUST DROP DEAD ALREADY

_____________________________________

I like this one better:

Chariset: Actually, yes, we would.

Let's compare poll totals to exit polls.  Let's compare this year's totals to the last election, where the Post Office wasn't hobbled and there was more than one freaking ballot drop-off location per county.

By all means, let's have a nice deep searching look into the Texas general election.  And don't forget the downballot races too.

______________________________________

I really would like a deep dive into red state vote handling.  There are quite a few that, even with Faux News brainwash attempts, seem to be bluer than the voting results indicate.

I really would like to see the reasons that these red states seem so frightened as to adapt these voter suppression laws, even though they're supposed to be securely Republican.


Virtue signaling and the House of Representatives
 
2021-07-25 6:09:10 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Man with the Red Eyes: Ken S.: Could be interesting, maybe they will find someone like the Colorado man who murdered his wife and then mailed in a ballot for her voting for Trump.

Well, who among us hasn't killed a spouse to commit voter fraud?

Joke's on you, fool. My wife is a foreigner.

Just opened the box, too.


Did they remember to cut air holes?  If not, it's a real time saver.

/life hack
 
2021-07-25 6:09:42 AM  

Gyrfalcon: dildo tontine: They booed the US Olympic soccer team losing to Sweden yet call themselves patriots.

O_o

This country is basically over.

Tell me why again everyone is trying so hard to hold it together when shiatheels like that clearly want to take it apart?


Why would you give the shiatheels what they want? fark those guys.
 
2021-07-25 6:22:30 AM  
He doesn't know where he won, and where he didn't. And he's too brainless to see that auditing where he won can only
either achieve nothing or go badly.

let them fight
 
2021-07-25 6:23:18 AM  
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2021-07-25 6:25:34 AM  

Lady J: He doesn't know where he won, and where he didn't. And he's too brainless to see that auditing where he won can only
either achieve nothing or go badly.

let them fight


The goal would be "Trump won Texas by a lot more than we thought, and if there was that much fraud in Texas then obviously there was a lot more fraud in other states"
 
2021-07-25 6:45:39 AM  
Oh look, it's this Speach, AGAIN.
 
2021-07-25 6:45:50 AM  
Nord Stream 2 goes around Ukraine, and wtf. does Biden have to do with it?

Weird speach. Of course.
 
2021-07-25 7:07:49 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: [Fark user image 549x309]


Why are we still hearing news about this washed-up has been?

The only thing dumber is the Repubs thinking they need to bow to his whims in order to win, when all they need is some intelligent candidates who aren't Qidiots.
 
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