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(AP News)   More claims trickle out of federal court regarding R. Kelly sex trafficking case   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Human sexual behavior, Sexual intercourse, Jury, R. Kelly's sex, Human sexuality, Federal prosecutors, underage boy, sexual contact  
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2021-07-24 10:09:06 PM  
Any other Farkers think "the boondocks" summed up what is likely to happen to r.
 
2021-07-24 10:54:13 PM  
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2021-07-24 11:50:41 PM  
Sounds like Epstein lite, save the actual prosecution part.
 
2021-07-25 2:48:35 AM  
r.kelly heaven i need a hug
Youtube BrYLFWA1CVQ
 
2021-07-25 5:34:42 AM  
I think this person is the type to have done everything he is accused of simply by his personality that he exhibits but I do not think the judge should allow the prosecutor to bring up anyone's name who is not actually coming forward to officially claim that he did the actual crimes listed against him.  To present alleged crimes against alleged victims to a jury that they will not hear from simply because they have not come forward to press charges seems like it will lead to his lawyer filing for a mistrial and getting off on the crimes that he did commit.  Did we learn nothing from the Cosby trial?
 
2021-07-25 9:07:39 AM  
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2021-07-25 9:09:34 AM  
Dumbass should have just started a porn studio if that's what he wanted.
 
2021-07-25 10:03:10 AM  
R.Kelly - I Don't Know How To Hog Tie People! Why Would I Hog Tie??
Youtube tyZ6Na9TVtM


I want that hog tie line as a ringtone.

"I don't know how to hog tie people."
"I don't know how to hog tie people."
<checks phone>
[Mom is calling.]
 
2021-07-25 11:25:56 AM  
The Boondocks - R. Kelly Verdict (2005)
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2021-07-25 12:27:33 PM  
"Booooo... turn the music back on." To be overheard at the conclusion of the trial.
 
2021-07-25 1:08:47 PM  
I really want to see a glimmer of regret in those eyes, but it's hard to tell. A man broken by his downfall is far too close to a man broken by regret...
 
2021-07-25 6:44:59 PM  
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2021-07-26 1:37:02 AM  
So. If for every $100 a White person has a black person has $13. Does that mean RKelly makes less than Ted Nugent????????????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I guess that's why I Ted Nugent isn't in legal trouble
 
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2021-07-26 7:59:17 AM  

OdradekRex: [myhero.com image 259x194]


Those "remixes" are every bit as hilarious as when that episode first aired. Possibly more so.
 
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