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2021-07-24 9:18:52 PM  
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2021-07-24 9:52:44 PM  
Can they aerosolize the vaccine and use that instead of tear gas?
 
2021-07-24 9:55:19 PM  
Maybe put something in the water cannons when they come out.
Only two types of people you see jogging in Paris, Americans and French riot police.
 
2021-07-24 9:55:30 PM  
And the police weren't wearing face masks ... until they had to put on gas masks.
 
2021-07-24 10:05:22 PM  
I promise.

The shiat it tear gas is far less safe than the vaccine
 
2021-07-24 10:06:05 PM  
Crazy, stinky French people.
 
2021-07-24 10:20:34 PM  

Ken S.: Can they aerosolize the vaccine and use that instead of tear gas?


No, but they can aerosolize Covid-19. In fact, I think they are doing that themselves.

/or spreading it on droplets or however it technically works
 
2021-07-24 10:21:22 PM  
Heh!
Well, at least they have something to actually cry about now.
 
2021-07-24 10:36:51 PM  
Ahhhhh...I'm going to steal your immunity!

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2021-07-24 10:50:00 PM  
These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats
 
2021-07-24 11:25:32 PM  

vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats


Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.
 
2021-07-24 11:34:04 PM  
In the USA we find it easier to use the non-lethal weapons on the counter-protesters.  Mostly.
 
2021-07-25 1:28:25 AM  

syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.


Mayo & Ketchup 4 Lyfe

REPRESENT
 
2021-07-25 1:28:53 AM  

Ken S.: Can they aerosolize the vaccine and use that instead of tear gas?


That is what I was thinking. Wouldn't it be funny if they did that end then told them the next day. They would have to throw away their stupid signs.
 
2021-07-25 1:29:08 AM  
At no time in history has anything that happened in France had any effect.
 
2021-07-25 1:29:56 AM  
Submitter, thank you for not using the extremely old and busted France surrenders stupid shiat.
 
2021-07-25 1:30:13 AM  

syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.


That's why they call it French dressing.
 
2021-07-25 1:30:21 AM  
It's been a blast getting back to work hearing from coworkers about relatives they lost over the last year due to Covid. Truly great conversations... but you know shutdowns, masks, and vaccines are evil.
 
2021-07-25 1:30:42 AM  

daffy: Ken S.: Can they aerosolize the vaccine and use that instead of tear gas?

That is what I was thinking. Wouldn't it be funny if they did that end then told them the next day. They would have to throw away their stupid signs.


Or just start the rumor for the lulz, facts mean nothing to these sort.
 
2021-07-25 1:31:19 AM  

KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.


Mind
Blown
 
2021-07-25 1:32:03 AM  
The People are Revolting
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2021-07-25 1:35:24 AM  

KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.


It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!
 
2021-07-25 1:35:44 AM  
At least it wasn't French's Mustard gas.
 
2021-07-25 1:36:14 AM  

Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!


I quoted the wrong thing...
 
2021-07-25 1:36:25 AM  
I can't believe I'm actually rooting for the cops to hit harder. Yet here we are, people so farking stupid the Cops look like the good guys.
 
2021-07-25 1:37:40 AM  
Didn't know France had "special virus passes."
 
2021-07-25 1:38:36 AM  

Yeast No 7: At no time in history has anything that happened in France had any effect.


Flee markets. (coming to an abandoned drive in near you)
 
2021-07-25 1:42:50 AM  
You can expect that here in the States, and at this point, I'm kind of fine with it. There is no way we're going to be able to move forward without stopping catering to the anti-vaccine minority. That means vaccine passports. Some of these anti-vaccine jags will protest and cause a ruckus. The cops will beat them up. And I will shrug, because I'm out of patience with these idiots holding up our movement out of this pandemic.

You are free to decline the vaccine; then you are free to stay home while the world goes on.
 
2021-07-25 1:44:32 AM  

Yeast No 7: At no time in history has anything that happened in France had any effect.


France ca 1775: "We should help the colonists in the Americas kick King George in the nads."
 
2021-07-25 1:45:13 AM  

Demetrius: Ahhhhh...I'm going to steal your immunity!

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Oh how I hated that Eurotrash douche.
 
2021-07-25 1:45:16 AM  
As someone who has been exposed to both the vaccine and tear gas, I will attest that the vaccine was much saltier.
 
2021-07-25 1:45:44 AM  

Somacandra: Didn't know France had "special virus passes."


All of Europe has COVID passes. Each country's pass works in the rest of Europe. It's a QR code with identity info and vaccination date and type or the date the person had a positive COVID test.
 
2021-07-25 1:46:04 AM  
election wizard is firmly on the side of not being vaccinated in case anyone is curious.  Subby is trumper apparently and someone who hates science.  what's wrong subby,afraid if the pandemic ends you'll have to find something else to be right wing upset about.
 
2021-07-25 1:46:24 AM  

vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats


I'm American AF, but I have to admit that mayo pairs well with fries.
 
2021-07-25 1:47:29 AM  

thatboyoverthere: I can't believe I'm actually rooting for the cops to hit harder. Yet here we are, people so farking stupid the Cops look like the good guys.


farking wild how the cops aren't part of the protest like they would be in this country
 
2021-07-25 1:47:49 AM  

The_Sponge: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

I'm American AF, but I have to admit that mayo pairs well with fries.


I'll go with Ranch or Blue Cheese.
 
2021-07-25 1:48:08 AM  

Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!


I haven't watched the simpsons in 25 years

Don't worry, next time I'll ask the room if a statement I'm about to make is a reference I don't know about. And also whether said statement is not amusing enough to post.
 
2021-07-25 1:48:29 AM  

Fart_Machine: The_Sponge: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

I'm American AF, but I have to admit that mayo pairs well with fries.

I'll go with Ranch or Blue Cheese.


Those are definitely good options.
 
2021-07-25 1:48:32 AM  

Fart_Machine: The_Sponge: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

I'm American AF, but I have to admit that mayo pairs well with fries.

I'll go with Ranch or Blue Cheese.


Tartar Sauce and Fries.
 
2021-07-25 1:49:16 AM  

KodosZardoz: Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!

I haven't watched the simpsons in 25 years

Don't worry, next time I'll ask the room if a statement I'm about to make is a reference I don't know about. And also whether said statement is not amusing enough to post.


If you could that would be nice.
 
2021-07-25 1:50:50 AM  
I've got it!

Mix butter and garlic into the vaccine...that will encourage zee French.

I keed!

But liberal amounts of butter and garlic allowed me to enjoy escargot on a couple of occasions. 🐌 🐌
 
2021-07-25 1:51:18 AM  

OkieDookie: Fart_Machine: The_Sponge: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

I'm American AF, but I have to admit that mayo pairs well with fries.

I'll go with Ranch or Blue Cheese.

Tartar Sauce and Fries.


Oh yeah.
 
2021-07-25 1:51:34 AM  

Iworkformsn: Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!

I quoted the wrong thing...


Okay. Now I'm really confused. Lol

Relax. I was just making a silly joke.

Honestly, I never knew mayo was big in France. Altho I've known lots of North Americans who like fries and mayo.
 
2021-07-25 1:52:11 AM  
Je Suis COVID 🌈

/am I doing this right?
 
2021-07-25 1:53:15 AM  

KodosZardoz: Iworkformsn: Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!

I quoted the wrong thing...

Okay. Now I'm really confused. Lol

Relax. I was just making a silly joke.

Honestly, I never knew mayo was big in France. Altho I've known lots of North Americans who like fries and mayo.


Sorry man, I quoted the wrong guy.

Someone farther up thread thanked sunny for not making a "surrendering Frenchman" joke.
 
2021-07-25 1:54:12 AM  
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2021-07-25 1:54:21 AM  
Good! Viva la resistance!
 
2021-07-25 1:54:26 AM  

Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: Iworkformsn: Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!

I quoted the wrong thing...

Okay. Now I'm really confused. Lol

Relax. I was just making a silly joke.

Honestly, I never knew mayo was big in France. Altho I've known lots of North Americans who like fries and mayo.

Sorry man, I quoted the wrong guy.

Someone farther up thread thanked sunny for not making a "surrendering Frenchman" joke.


Oh and the thing about it being nice if you check with the room before making a comment was me trying to joke it off.

I've been driving all day, I'm loopy (but not driving anymore)
 
2021-07-25 1:54:42 AM  
😲 Too bad it wasn't an aerosol vaccine !
 
2021-07-25 1:56:40 AM  

Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: Iworkformsn: Iworkformsn: KodosZardoz: syrynxx: vudukungfu: These people dip fries in mayo.
They are more mayocentric than Midwestern red hats

Mayo and ketchup is eye-opening.  They tend towards mayo and vinegar which is also great.

That's why they call it French dressing.

It was funny when the Simpsons did it 20 years ago... Why wouldn't it be funny now?!

I quoted the wrong thing...

Okay. Now I'm really confused. Lol

Relax. I was just making a silly joke.

Honestly, I never knew mayo was big in France. Altho I've known lots of North Americans who like fries and mayo.

Sorry man, I quoted the wrong guy.

Someone farther up thread thanked sunny for not making a "surrendering Frenchman" joke.


Lol. It's all good. Done that several times myself.

Altho it made me curious and I was about to look up to see if the Simpsons did a French dressing joke. Lol
 
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