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(Huffington Post)   Anti-vaxx propaganda destroying marriages. "JESUS4TRUMP1418 on Facebook told me it's all a scam to change our DNA, so no, you're not gonna get the kids vaccinated, or you can just get out"   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2021-07-24 8:43:04 PM  
You're better off without those nutbags.
 
2021-07-24 9:18:14 PM  
I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.
 
2021-07-24 9:40:43 PM  

First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.


Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar
 
2021-07-24 10:11:24 PM  

weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar


They're tryin' to give us the 'beatus!

/Jokes on them, we all gots it already.
 
2021-07-24 10:31:59 PM  

weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar


Pfizer's vaccine has sodium chloride in it!  Does anyone really even know what that is?  No thanks pal.  Not putting that in my body.
 
2021-07-24 10:34:52 PM  
Why the fark are people so psychotic about this? Some people are too stupid to live.
 
2021-07-24 10:34:52 PM  

dildo tontine: weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar

Pfizer's vaccine has sodium chloride in it!  Does anyone really even know what that is?  No thanks pal.  Not putting that in my body.


Chloride?  Isn't that in Clorox aka bleach?  So we are injecting bleach like Our Lord Trump (Peace Be Upon Him) commanded.  When will the Red Hats realize this?
 
2021-07-25 1:08:03 AM  
Why do people have children with these nutjobs
 
2021-07-25 1:09:17 AM  
Right, this whole pandemic has been a plot to change some random rural yokel's DNA.

Bit elaborate, but if we get him, it will all be totally worth it.
 
2021-07-25 1:09:27 AM  
Seems like younger people don't like getting married as a lot of those marriages end in divorce. They need to have a common background like religion for example as those marriages are likely to last and stay together.
 
2021-07-25 1:11:09 AM  
"No more harmful then the flu."? Is he crazy? Perhaps all of the people that lost family should talk to him. She should take her kids and run. This guy should be infected with it. Let's see what he says then, if he lives.
 
2021-07-25 1:12:10 AM  
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2021-07-25 1:15:02 AM  

Mugato: Why the fark are people so psychotic about this? Some people are too stupid to live.


They don't understand.
And on some level,, we all fear what we don't understand.

For some, this triggers a desire to educate themselves. To bring understanding.

For others, they get angry and confused and panic and start looking for witches to burn.
 
2021-07-25 1:16:57 AM  
Putin must be proud. To be able to troll almost half of the population of a rival country is pretty impressive. Like, literally impressive. Almost oppressive, even.

The Spanish Flu provided a historic jumping point to work with when planning a way to divide a population.
 
2021-07-25 1:17:59 AM  

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This is your lucky day! I just happen to sell Pulse magnet generators that will stop the deadly vaccine nanotech that the vaccinated sheep exhale into the air. Just $500 each! Buy 10 and get the 11th one for free! Act soon, because quantities are limited. Total Fark members get a 5% discount, just use the promo code GETTOTALLYFARKED


Wait. Didn't you sell me a toroid magnet to put on my car's fuel line to align the gas molecules for more efficient combustion?   And metric blinker fluid, too?
 
2021-07-25 1:18:18 AM  

First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.


Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.
 
2021-07-25 1:18:31 AM  
From TFA:

But as the crisis dragged on, 60-year-old Shane spent months cooped up inside on YouTube and Facebook, where a vortex of coronavirus conspiracy theory videos was waiting for him. Many declared that the virus was nothing to fear - that it was the vaccines he should really be afraid of. Before long, he was also tuning into the increasingly malicious disinformation networks Newsmax and OAN, which regularly rehashed the lies he'd been fed online. He was completely enthralled, Lucy said, and over time, his worldview "did a 180."

If someone in your life starts watching OAN or Newsmax regularly, do all you can to exclude them from your life entirely.  They're gone when that happens.
 
2021-07-25 1:18:31 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Why do people have children with these nutjobs


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2021-07-25 1:19:49 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.


Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?
 
2021-07-25 1:22:57 AM  

OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?


I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.
 
2021-07-25 1:23:24 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.


"I never thought -- " okay, that one's been done to death.
 
2021-07-25 1:24:21 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.


If they were live ones, people might think you're a weirdo.
 
2021-07-25 1:24:26 AM  

hissatsu: [img.huffingtonpost.com image 630x349]

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I don't believe you. Your grammar is just a little too correct.
 
2021-07-25 1:24:58 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?

I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.


And the problem is,...
 
2021-07-25 1:28:26 AM  

OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?

I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.

And the problem is,...


Well, why are aborted fetuses clinging to my face?
 
2021-07-25 1:32:41 AM  
Anti vax people don't deserve the privilege of human companionship.
 
2021-07-25 1:34:53 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?

I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.

And the problem is,...

Well, why are aborted fetuses clinging to my face?


It's never bothered you before.
 
2021-07-25 1:36:30 AM  

weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar


Yeah, but people who are completely ignorant of any science have assured me that the mRNA is "how they get you", despite being unable to say what any of the letters in mRNA stand for.
 
2021-07-25 1:38:06 AM  

dildo tontine: weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar

Pfizer's vaccine has sodium chloride in it!  Does anyone really even know what that is?  No thanks pal.  Not putting that in my body.


Sodium chloride!?! But the only thing you can even dilute that with is dihydrogen monoxide!
 
2021-07-25 1:38:21 AM  
I used to joke that there were too many people and we needed a plague to wipe out half the populace.  At this point I'm fine with it being the stupid half.  Can you imagine how much better the human race would be if all the stupid people died?
 
2021-07-25 1:39:36 AM  

daffy: "No more harmful then the flu."? Is he crazy? Perhaps all of the people that lost family should talk to him. She should take her kids and run. This guy should be infected with it. Let's see what he says then, if he lives.


Maybe they should ask Walt Disney what he thinks?

/don't
//it'll be super antisemitic
///one slashie for the homies
 
2021-07-25 1:40:02 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.


Because you're a sloppy eater?
 
2021-07-25 1:40:36 AM  
Anyone know which FB group can confirm I can get the vaccine AND better 5G reception AND my DNA changed because I'd like to be taller.

Obamacare doesn't cover entallering surgery, maybe DNA mods are the way to go.
 
2021-07-25 1:40:57 AM  

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"No one knows what vaccines do to your body. Here, take these quack pills."
 
2021-07-25 1:42:39 AM  

OkieDookie: hissatsu: [img.huffingtonpost.com image 630x349]

This is your lucky day! I just happen to sell Pulse magnet generators that will stop the deadly vaccine nanotech that the vaccinated sheep exhale into the air. Just $500 each! Buy 10 and get the 11th one for free! Act soon, because quantities are limited. Total Fark members get a 5% discount, just use the promo code GETTOTALLYFARKED

Wait. Didn't you sell me a toroid magnet to put on my car's fuel line to align the gas molecules for more efficient combustion?   And metric blinker fluid, too?


Sounds like your car needs a conversion kit to run on magnetically aligned gas. Normally that kit would cost $199.95, but for a limited time only, it's only $99.95 (plus shipping and handling). A great deal you say? Sure, but wait, there's more! Order your conversion kit now, and while supplies last you'll receive a free Tiddy Bear. What's that you ask?

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2021-07-25 1:44:08 AM  

maxandgrinch: Anyone know which FB group can confirm I can get the vaccine AND better 5G reception AND my DNA changed because I'd like to be taller.

Obamacare doesn't cover entallering surgery, maybe DNA mods are the way to go.


I have good news for you. I'm the founder of the first amalgamated church of that thing you were talking about.

For only 500.00 dollars you can be a charter member. It will probably make you taller. If it doesn't, it's because you sinned, and need to do better.

Eternal salvation guaranteed*

*not a guarantee
 
2021-07-25 1:44:47 AM  

syrynxx: I used to joke that there were too many people and we needed a plague to wipe out half the populace.  At this point I'm fine with it being the stupid half.  Can you imagine how much better the human race would be if all the stupid people died?


Oh sure, then I'll end up being one of the dumbest motherfarkers alive. No thank you!
 
2021-07-25 1:45:42 AM  
Has their ever been a time when there weren't people who cared more about their politics or personal beliefs than their children? This country has been jam-packed with people who loved their racism more than their children for generations. There are always people in the modern world willing to send their children to die in for-profit, mostly corporate wars to prove what patriots they are as they sit safely in their living room armchair. There is no surprise in the fact that some people will deny their children a life saving vaccine to mark their political fealty.
 
2021-07-25 1:47:03 AM  

SumoJeb: syrynxx: I used to joke that there were too many people and we needed a plague to wipe out half the populace.  At this point I'm fine with it being the stupid half.  Can you imagine how much better the human race would be if all the stupid people died?

Oh sure, then I'll end up being one of the dumbest motherfarkers alive. No thank you!


Now, now.  We'll have a job where you get to push a red button for eight hours.  Occasionally, Mr. Spacely will get on your case to keep you from getting bored.
 
2021-07-25 1:51:16 AM  
I wonder of these people were following JESUS4TRUMP1418 on Facebook, too.

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2021-07-25 1:52:25 AM  

hissatsu: OkieDookie: hissatsu: [img.huffingtonpost.com image 630x349]

This is your lucky day! I just happen to sell Pulse magnet generators that will stop the deadly vaccine nanotech that the vaccinated sheep exhale into the air. Just $500 each! Buy 10 and get the 11th one for free! Act soon, because quantities are limited. Total Fark members get a 5% discount, just use the promo code GETTOTALLYFARKED

Wait. Didn't you sell me a toroid magnet to put on my car's fuel line to align the gas molecules for more efficient combustion?   And metric blinker fluid, too?

Sounds like your car needs a conversion kit to run on magnetically aligned gas. Normally that kit would cost $199.95, but for a limited time only, it's only $99.95 (plus shipping and handling). A great deal you say? Sure, but wait, there's more! Order your conversion kit now, and while supplies last you'll receive a free Tiddy Bear. What's that you ask?

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Much easier to order a Tiddy Bear than to wear an entire shirt in the car.
 
2021-07-25 1:52:48 AM  

Mugato: Why the fark are people so psychotic about this? Some people are too stupid to live.


Some people are too stupid to live.
From your mouth to God's ears!
 
2021-07-25 2:02:42 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?

I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.

And the problem is,...

Well, why are aborted fetuses clinging to my face?


Because you touch yourself. Thought that part was obvious.
 
2021-07-25 2:05:03 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: people completely ignorant of any science have assured me that the mRNA is "how they get you", despite being unable to say what any of the letters in mRNA stand for.


To be fair, you don't need to know the chemical formula for Zyklon B in order for it to kill you.
 
2021-07-25 2:07:58 AM  
That article made me want to cry. It's like watching a loved one slowly succumb to a mental illness, but a good third of the world is cheering them on.
 
2021-07-25 2:13:01 AM  
I wasted a few minutes arguing with one of these idots.

"The vaccine changes your dna.  I've done my research!"

No you didn't, biatch.  Facebook doesn't count as research.

I have family who can not get the vaccine for medical reasons.  So it's up to everyone else to get vaccinated so they have a better chance of dying.  Selfish turds don't care because "mah freedumbs" is more important than the life of a stranger.
 
2021-07-25 2:14:47 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: OkieDookie: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Explain why aborted fetuses are clinging to my face then.

Too much greasepaint is sticky, and the clown suit attracts them?

I've tried it with greasepaint before and they just fell off. This time they practically fly across the room and I need a spatula just to move them a little bit.

And the problem is,...

Well, why are aborted fetuses clinging to my face?


Hell if I know, I got the one that makes car keys stick to your face. I'm never losing these suckers again!
 
2021-07-25 2:16:01 AM  
Boomers in the 90s: don't talk to strangers online
Boomers now: FACEBOOK SAID...
 
2021-07-25 2:18:51 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: dildo tontine: weddingsinger: First New Username In Many Years: I try not to fall down certain conversational rabbit holes, but someone I know claimed the vaccines contain aluminum and so I had to look it up. Sure enough: no aluminum, no magnetic serum, no microchips to track innermost thoughts (smartphones themselves do just fine) and definitely no aborted fetuses. Apparently that's another thing they say.

Yep, I can't find the short video explainer but this article has the list and its basically just things your body already has:
mRNA (duh)
lipids
salts
sugar

Pfizer's vaccine has sodium chloride in it!  Does anyone really even know what that is?  No thanks pal.  Not putting that in my body.

Sodium chloride!?! But the only thing you can even dilute that with is dihydrogen monoxide!


They usually smuggle dihydrogen monoxide by dissolving it in water. Practically untraceable.
 
2021-07-25 2:22:21 AM  

Ringshadow: Boomers in the 90s: don't talk to strangers online
Boomers now: FACEBOOK SAID...


It's not boomers who are antivax.  Gen X is the age group most likely to be antivax.
 
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