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2021-07-24 9:03:33 PM  
Christians weren't even this stupid five centuries ago. There was a little thing back then called the bubonic plague, and the very first protestant christian had this to say about it:

"Therefore I shall ask God mercifully to protect us. Then I shall fumigate, help purify the air, administer medicine, and take it. I shall avoid persons and places where my presence is not needed in order not to become contaminated and thus perchance infect and pollute others, and so cause their death as a result of my negligence ... See, this is such a God-fearing faith because it is neither brash nor foolhardy and does not tempt God."

Christians have devolved over the last 500 years. They are literally going backwards. That's why they're farked and the rest of us stay away from them.
 
2021-07-24 9:29:52 PM  
Why is CNN giving this sad sack of crap a platform?
 
2021-07-24 9:31:07 PM  
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2021-07-24 9:52:43 PM  

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Absolutely savage
 
2021-07-24 11:06:57 PM  

weddingsinger: blastoh: [Fark user image 425x651]

Absolutely savage


And appropriate.
 
2021-07-24 11:10:43 PM  
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2021-07-24 11:13:26 PM  
Vaccine refusal is a form of suicide.  So if there is a hell, the churchgoer is down there now.
 
2021-07-24 11:14:26 PM  
If you don't get the vaccine, you have a good chance of going to heaven.
 
2021-07-24 11:16:10 PM  
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2021-07-24 11:17:44 PM  

RolfBlitzer: If you don't get the vaccine, you have a good chance of going to heaven.


"Heaven"

If you believe in either afterlife, these people are going somewhere ALOT warmer
 
2021-07-24 11:17:48 PM  
 
2021-07-24 11:18:32 PM  
 
2021-07-24 11:18:40 PM  
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"
 
2021-07-24 11:19:06 PM  
There's not.

You threw away everything for nothing.
 
2021-07-24 11:19:25 PM  
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2021-07-24 11:20:05 PM  
and god said "I sent you a rescue crew, a life boat and a helicopter, dumbass."
 
2021-07-24 11:20:33 PM  

JRoo:

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"


Damn you!
 
2021-07-24 11:21:20 PM  
GOD: "I sent you two vaccines and a  mask..."
 
2021-07-24 11:21:29 PM  
Jabba's Laugh
Youtube OPcod8IS214
 
2021-07-24 11:21:45 PM  

NM Volunteer: Vaccine refusal is a form of suicide.  So if there is a hell, the churchgoer is down there now.


You misspelled murder
 
2021-07-24 11:21:49 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image image 425x405]


Color me skeptical.  Source?
 
2021-07-24 11:22:24 PM  

TXprof: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image image 425x405]

Color me skeptical.  Source?


Yeah. I call BS on that.
 
2021-07-24 11:22:29 PM  
I do not understand the new antivax talking point of 'personal decision for each individual to make with the counsel of medical professionals'

'Hey doctor, should I get vaccinated?'

'Yes'

'But won't that turn me into a magnet?'

'No, but so what if it did? That's pretty cool'

'Will it give me 5G?'

'Man I wish. I'm still on crappy LTE'

'Thanks doc! You have been a big help!'

'So you want this shot?'

'No, that's communism'
 
2021-07-24 11:22:31 PM  
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"He was one of the most generous people I know and he had so much in front of him."
 
2021-07-24 11:24:35 PM  
This far in and not yet?!
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2021-07-24 11:25:12 PM  

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"He was one of the most generous people I know and he had so much in front of him."


I take joy in there tears, I relish their weeping, I delight in their grief.
 
2021-07-24 11:25:15 PM  
Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell" - Music Video directed by Norwood Cheek and Grady Cooper
Youtube yS2IBMQIjDo
 
2021-07-24 11:25:44 PM  
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2021-07-24 11:30:24 PM  
You gotta talk to them in their language.

"It's a personal choice that makes the collection plate lighter, reverend."
 
2021-07-24 11:30:33 PM  
"While many of our staff, leadership and congregation have already received the Covid-19 vaccine, we recognize this is a personal decision for each individual to make with the counsel of medical professionals," Houston's statement reads.

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2021-07-24 11:30:48 PM  
He might have company soon
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2021-07-24 11:33:47 PM  
Imagine at the end of your life your only real meaningful purpose on Earth was to be an example to others of what not to do. Like, complete and total failure at being a thinking human. Because of politics from a sociopathic con man.

That's got to suck for his family.  Maybe they can sell some of his MAGA crap and pay for funeral expenses.

Also, all the medical folks who were coddling him and who could have been helping someone who wasn't willfully ignorant about a very, very simple thing deserve a medal for dealing with his stupidity.

Yes, my sympathy level is below zero. Get the goddamn shots and stop being so farking proudly stupid.
 
2021-07-24 11:33:47 PM  

wxboy: "While many of our staff, leadership and congregation have already received the Covid-19 vaccine, we recognize this is a personal decision for each individual to make with the counsel of medical professionals," Houston's statement reads.

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I think I can speak for the counsel of medical professionals... get the damn shot dumbass.
 
2021-07-24 11:37:14 PM  
Look,

If you're dying from covid now, and you refused the vaccine, you get zero sympathy.

Medical experts have been on tv every day telling you. Fauci told you. The President of the United States told you.

It's your own damn fault.

Let's press on.
 
2021-07-24 11:37:20 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image 425x405]


Source, Sir?  Otherwise, I can fabricate charts too.
 
2021-07-24 11:38:29 PM  

Badafuco: [YouTube video: Squirrel Nut Zippers "Hell" - Music Video directed by Norwood Cheek and Grady Cooper]


Thanks for reminding me of this song!
 
2021-07-24 11:38:31 PM  

JRoo: A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"


I hate this f*cking story.

If the god of the Bible exists, it sent the virus.

Humans made the vaccine.
 
2021-07-24 11:40:37 PM  
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
 
2021-07-24 11:42:05 PM  

Number 216: RolfBlitzer: If you don't get the vaccine, you have a good chance of going to heaven.

"Heaven"

If you believe in either afterlife, these people are going somewhere ALOT warmer


That is assuming that God is sane.
 
2021-07-24 11:43:16 PM  

Aussie_As: Christians weren't even this stupid five centuries ago. There was a little thing back then called the bubonic plague, and the very first protestant christian had this to say about it:

"Therefore I shall ask God mercifully to protect us. Then I shall fumigate, help purify the air, administer medicine, and take it. I shall avoid persons and places where my presence is not needed in order not to become contaminated and thus perchance infect and pollute others, and so cause their death as a result of my negligence ... See, this is such a God-fearing faith because it is neither brash nor foolhardy and does not tempt God."

Christians have devolved over the last 500 years. They are literally going backwards. That's why they're farked and the rest of us stay away from them.


I mean, they don't burn witches anymore.  That's a big improvement.
 
2021-07-24 11:44:16 PM  
"Stephen was just a young man in his early 30s," Houston wrote, announcing Harmon's death on social media. "He was one of the most generous people I know and he had so much in front of him."

And now all that promise is gone because he was too stupid to get a goddamn shot. What kind of message is that you dumb farks?
 
2021-07-24 11:44:37 PM  
My compassion has run out for the unvaccinated.
 
2021-07-24 11:44:54 PM  
Experience is the best teacher, but people seem to forget that there's no requirement that you survive the lesson.
 
2021-07-24 11:46:03 PM  

aagrajag: JRoo: A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

I hate this f*cking story.

If the god of the Bible exists, it sent the virus.

Humans made the vaccine.


I've often wondered why instead of helping the letter, v Jesus just didn't tell everyone about penicillin, or get rid of diseases everywhere, or not even create diseases in the first place...

Also, if there's a God, it let the Holocaust happen. Either God wanted it to happen, was powerless to stop it from happening, or didn't care if it happened.

One difference between me and God is if I knew some girl was being locked in a basement for twenty years and raped, I would do something about it but plenty of stories of that happening.

If there is a God, then we are really screwed because God is either a sociopath or a terrorist.
 
2021-07-24 11:47:57 PM  

UNC_Samurai: You gotta talk to them in their language.

"It's a personal choice that makes the collection plate lighter, reverend."


That's OK; they've left him everything in their wills.

A penny in the hand is worth two in the bush.
 
2021-07-24 11:49:48 PM  

Circusdog320: My compassion has run out for the unvaccinated.


How can I like this more than once. Maybe 610,000 times. ☠😖😤
 
2021-07-24 11:50:18 PM  

king of vegas: aagrajag: JRoo: A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

I hate this f*cking story.

If the god of the Bible exists, it sent the virus.

Humans made the vaccine.

I've often wondered why instead of helping the letter, v Jesus just didn't tell everyone about penicillin, or get rid of diseases everywhere, or not even create diseases in the first place...

Also, if there's a God, it let the Holocaust happen. Either God wanted it to happen, was powerless to stop it from happening, or didn't care if it happened.

One difference between me and God is if I knew some girl was being locked in a basement for twenty years and raped, I would do something about it but plenty of stories of that happening.

If there is a God, then we are really screwed because God is either a sociopath or a terrorist.


If you start applying logic to religion, it (religion) disappears faster than a fart in a hurricane.
 
2021-07-24 11:51:54 PM  
That's worth eternal humiliation. You farked over your life to follow someone who was already a joke decades ago.
 
2021-07-24 11:53:42 PM  
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2021-07-24 11:55:30 PM  

TXprof: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image image 425x405]

Color me skeptical.  Source?


Reverse Image Search is your friend. Really, really.

Other sources for that image included Free Republic, So, draw your own conclusion.
 
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