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(Daily Mail)   Covid caught a case of Piers Morgan. This is a no-win situation   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-07-24 10:27:22 AM  
Poor covid?
 
2021-07-24 10:33:20 AM  
No win, Subby? Maybe one will kill the other. It's a win either way. Both surviving to become worse is the no win situation.
 
2021-07-24 10:58:41 AM  
This is a no win situation

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2021-07-24 11:37:28 AM  
In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have
 
2021-07-24 12:12:28 PM  
New research indicates an average 3% cognitive decline in people that survive the 'rona... I wonder how they'll be able to measure that in his case...
 
2021-07-24 1:30:19 PM  
Thoughts and prayers to COVID in these trying times.
 
2021-07-24 1:49:58 PM  
Morgan got the AstraZeneca vaccine, which isn't an MRNA vaccine like Pfizer or Moderna.

Also, I'm honestly surprised the Mail didn't blame Marcus Rashford.
 
2021-07-24 1:57:40 PM  
Can't believe I'm the first...

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2021-07-24 4:06:02 PM  
Next month's headline: CDC confirms 90% of new COVID cases are the Piers Morgan variant
 
2021-07-24 4:06:35 PM  
I would like to offer my heartfelt condolences to the coronavirus in these trying times and wish it the very best in its difficult struggle against Piers Morgan.
 
2021-07-24 4:08:49 PM  
Why's covid only target conservative voices? It can't be a coincidence!
 
2021-07-24 4:09:15 PM  
LOL.

I hope he recovers, but if he suffers a bit before then, I'd be okay with that. I hope Jeremy Clarkson is somewhere right now sipping some champagne.
 
2021-07-24 4:11:46 PM  

Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have


Carne asada.
 
2021-07-24 4:14:02 PM  
Who? And why the dislike?
 
2021-07-24 4:14:22 PM  
of course the daily fail made sure to call it "the indian variant. or delta variant".
 
2021-07-24 4:15:20 PM  

Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have


Carnitas.
 
2021-07-24 4:16:11 PM  

Resident Muslim: Who? And why the dislike?


An 'orrible c**nt.
 
2021-07-24 4:16:39 PM  

sno man: New research indicates an average 3% cognitive decline in people that survive the 'rona... I wonder how they'll be able to measure that in his case...


Get to the gym/track and get that O2 flowing to ur noggin
 
2021-07-24 4:16:52 PM  
Because it's a Daily Fail article, am I supposed to believe Piers Morgan isn't real or Covid isn't real?
 
2021-07-24 4:17:39 PM  

Murkanen: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carnitas.


Tamales.  I've been craving tamales.  Good ones.  I might have to break down and make some myself.
 
2021-07-24 4:18:20 PM  

Man On A Mission: Can't believe I'm the first...

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Especially appropriate in this case.
 
2021-07-24 4:18:40 PM  

Resident Muslim: Who? And why the dislike?


He's the vile waste of carbon who walked off the set of his programme because he got called out for going full incel over Markle's refusal to date him.

Also an unapologetic racist.
 
2021-07-24 4:19:20 PM  
I do genuinely feel worse for Covid. It's just trying to survive and thrive.
Morgan makes an active effort to be a nearly-irredeemable human being. That takes a much more callous intent.

//no harm wished.
 
2021-07-24 4:19:32 PM  

Murkanen: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carnitas.


This was the correct answer.

Anyway, did Piers Morgan live?
 
2021-07-24 4:21:14 PM  
I hope karma comes for Elizabeth too.
 
2021-07-24 4:21:53 PM  

C18H27NO3: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carne asada.


This.
And NO rice. Rice does NOT belong in a burrito. Spanish rice as a side is fine, but putting it in the burrito only serves to make it look bigger and dilutes the YUM.
 
2021-07-24 4:23:59 PM  

sno man: New research indicates an average 3% cognitive decline in people that survive the 'rona... I wonder how they'll be able to measure that in his case...


He'll become genius
/until next infection
 
2021-07-24 4:24:06 PM  
I hope this is a lesson to get immunized from Piers Morgan.
 
2021-07-24 4:25:25 PM  
I am not surprised it missed him. It killed John Prine and failed to get Donald Trump, that left me completely disillusioned that it might ever do anything positive.
 
2021-07-24 4:25:54 PM  

Murkanen: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carnitas.


Colitas
 
2021-07-24 4:26:06 PM  
This is my favorite Piers Morgan anecdote. It's so weird...but somehow believable
WHY OMAROSA ALLEGEDLY OFFERED TO HAVE SEX WITH PIERS MORGAN
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2021-07-24 4:26:32 PM  
AZ vaccine has been shown to be far less effective against delta than either full course of mRNA vaccines or a mix with a shot of AZ followed by mRNA.
 
2021-07-24 4:26:42 PM  
Hope he gets the shiats.
 
2021-07-24 4:27:35 PM  

Screaming Candle: Hope he gets the shiats.


Isn't that like reverse cannibalism or something?
 
2021-07-24 4:28:27 PM  
Sick or not, my opinion hasn't changed.

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2021-07-24 4:29:45 PM  

NotARocketScientist: C18H27NO3: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carne asada.

This.
And NO rice. Rice does NOT belong in a burrito. Spanish rice as a side is fine, but putting it in the burrito only serves to make it look bigger and dilutes the YUM.


Without the rice, what fills out the burrito?
 
2021-07-24 4:32:17 PM  
Why is Covid in the politics tab? It should be in STEM.
 
2021-07-24 4:32:35 PM  
Probably

Dewey Fidalgo: Man On A Mission: Can't believe I'm the first...

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Especially appropriate in this case.


Didn't one of them punch the other? Oh well, two assholes.

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2021-07-24 4:32:40 PM  

sno man: New research indicates an average 3% cognitive decline in people that survive the 'rona... I wonder how they'll be able to measure that in his case...


It'll cut his cognitive abilities in half!
 
2021-07-24 4:34:21 PM  

Mad Morf: sno man: New research indicates an average 3% cognitive decline in people that survive the 'rona... I wonder how they'll be able to measure that in his case...

It'll cut his cognitive abilities in half!


Can you divide zero in half tho?
 
2021-07-24 4:36:22 PM  

Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have


Lengua
 
2021-07-24 4:38:55 PM  
No surprise here. Piers Morgan is well known for unsafe practices.
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2021-07-24 4:40:38 PM  
You guys saying you hope he dies is just as bad as them and we should look at ourselves and try to I'm just kidding fark them all
 
2021-07-24 4:41:57 PM  
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2021-07-24 4:42:53 PM  

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See also: Jeremy Clarkson
 
2021-07-24 4:43:30 PM  

Resident Muslim: Who? And why the dislike?


If you don't know who Piers Morgan is, well, you lucky, lucky bastard.
 
2021-07-24 4:45:15 PM  

Le Brusier: You guys saying you hope he dies is just as bad as them and we should look at ourselves and try to I'm just kidding fark them all


We're not saying we hope he dies. We just don't care if lives or dies
 
2021-07-24 4:45:53 PM  

Resident Muslim: Who? And why the dislike?


He's a homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic ass with an inexplicably long British media career.
 
2021-07-24 4:47:08 PM  

C18H27NO3: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carne asada.


Carnitas or gtfo
 
2021-07-24 4:47:33 PM  

C18H27NO3: Gubbo: In things I care far more about, I'm gonna get a burrito for lunch but don't know what to have

Carne asada.


ok
chile verde is acceptable
 
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