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(The US Sun)   New Lamborghini cleans your house, cooks you dinner, entertains your kids, gives sensual massage, and steals your wife   (the-sun.com) divider line
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2021-07-24 2:08:38 PM  
Who gives a shiat, it's supposed to make your eyeballs explode and scare nuns and be a challenge to own and still love

Like the Countach
 
2021-07-24 3:53:01 PM  
Better than cooking your kids and entertaining your house.
 
2021-07-24 3:53:36 PM  
clarkson-like typing detected..
 
2021-07-24 4:00:29 PM  
"Alexa, tell me I'm not a douche."
 
2021-07-24 4:02:49 PM  
A Yoda will still outlast a Lambo.
 
2021-07-24 4:03:13 PM  
I'm not loving that white with black details coloring, at all.
 
2021-07-24 4:09:22 PM  
Why is it so ugly?
 
2021-07-24 4:33:37 PM  
I'm rather confused by this article since it seems to indicate that you can get this car without AWD and to my knowledge, all Lambo's are AWD now and have been since they were bought by Audi.

/It's also because they know people who buy Lambos usually drive them into a tree or ditch.
 
2021-07-24 4:45:48 PM  
Cop pulls you over and says "Alexa ,how fast was the car traveling?".
 
2021-07-24 4:49:32 PM  
It comes with Amazon hooks in the electronics?
Then you pay me to drive it, or I'll stick with my 14 y/o Ford.
 
2021-07-24 5:16:48 PM  

baka-san: Who gives a shiat, it's supposed to make your eyeballs explode and scare nuns and be a challenge to own and still love

Like the Countach


The company that did that kept going bankrupt until die Germans bought them and made the machinery they sell now.  Presumably killing your customers (

Glitchwerks: /It's also because they know people who buy Lambos usually drive them into a tree or ditch.)

doesn't bode well for repeat sales.

Loved the "Top Gear" Lambo episode, especially where Clarkson parallel parks a Countach (hint, one foot on the clutch, the other dangling out the door).  It was a car to be seen in, and to have on a poster above a boy's bed.  It wasn't a car to drive.  Now it is both a car to drive and to advertise that you have far more wealth than sense (or more likely your daddy has far more wealth ...).
 
2021-07-24 5:39:13 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: baka-san: Who gives a shiat, it's supposed to make your eyeballs explode and scare nuns and be a challenge to own and still love

Like the Countach

The company that did that kept going bankrupt until die Germans bought them and made the machinery they sell now.  Presumably killing your customers (Glitchwerks: /It's also because they know people who buy Lambos usually drive them into a tree or ditch.)doesn't bode well for repeat sales.

Loved the "Top Gear" Lambo episode, especially where Clarkson parallel parks a Countach (hint, one foot on the clutch, the other dangling out the door).  It was a car to be seen in, and to have on a poster above a boy's bed.  It wasn't a car to drive.  Now it is both a car to drive and to advertise that you have far more wealth than sense (or more likely your daddy has far more wealth ...).


There was also a segment with captain slow trying to live with one for week or something like that.
Anyway, absolutely miserable experience, none what I saw was tolerable, at any age. Horrible machine.
 
2021-07-24 5:41:06 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Better than cooking your kids and entertaining your house.


You don't know my house.
 
2021-07-24 6:38:59 PM  
1st Lamborghini i ever saw with my own eyes, and i just automatically muttered 'insane' and that was the actual number plate
 
2021-07-24 7:14:09 PM  
That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election
 
2021-07-24 8:02:49 PM  
Lamborghini: We used to make tractors, and it shows.
 
2021-07-24 8:49:03 PM  
Should've just kept making these:

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But noooo ze Germans have to put all this useless tech in it so it can be hacked one day.
 
2021-07-24 10:11:11 PM  
cleans your house, cooks you dinner, entertains your kids, gives sensual massage, and steals your wife

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2021-07-25 12:20:45 AM  
I would let the Lamborghini bang my wife. But they're not allowed to kiss
 
2021-07-25 9:29:36 AM  

yet_another_wumpus: baka-san: Who gives a shiat, it's supposed to make your eyeballs explode and scare nuns and be a challenge to own and still love

Like the Countach

The company that did that kept going bankrupt until die Germans bought them and made the machinery they sell now.  Presumably killing your customers (Glitchwerks: /It's also because they know people who buy Lambos usually drive them into a tree or ditch.)doesn't bode well for repeat sales.

Loved the "Top Gear" Lambo episode, especially where Clarkson parallel parks a Countach (hint, one foot on the clutch, the other dangling out the door).  It was a car to be seen in, and to have on a poster above a boy's bed.  It wasn't a car to drive.  Now it is both a car to drive and to advertise that you have far more wealth than sense (or more likely your daddy has far more wealth ...).


Leno's has almost 90K miles on it...

If he hits 100, Im pretty sure the exotic car world will explode.
 
2021-07-25 12:32:15 PM  

baka-san: yet_another_wumpus: baka-san: Who gives a shiat, it's supposed to make your eyeballs explode and ive and to advertise that you have far more wealth than sense (or more likely your daddy has far more wealth ...).

Leno's has almost 90K miles on it...

If he hits 100, Im pretty sure the exotic car world will explode.


Time to search "Jay Leno's Garage".  This I've got to see, and suspect it gets the story much closer to the truth.

/Ancient Aliens gets the story closer to the truth than Top Gear
//but I'd expect Jay to be a little protective of his own cars and any other he's covering
///pretty sure the bit with the leg out wasn't CGI, but I wouldn't be too surprised if you didn't need that to parallel park a Countach
/[bonus slashie] this in no way condones my father's belief in the Ancient Aliens show
 
2021-07-25 2:49:59 PM  

Glitchwerks: I'm rather confused by this article since it seems to indicate that you can get this car without AWD and to my knowledge, all Lambo's are AWD now and have been since they were bought by Audi.

/It's also because they know people who buy Lambos usually drive them into a tree or ditch.


Its easy spending someone elses money.
 
2021-07-25 2:51:51 PM  

dryknife: That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,
It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
It gives you an erection, it wins the election


Murcan advertising at its finest
 
2021-07-25 4:05:58 PM  

Linux_Yes: dryknife:

Murcan advertising at its finest



Shamelessly stolen and paraphrased from Tom Waits' "Step Right Up."

I apologize for not initially citing original.
 
2021-07-25 10:09:31 PM  
If you have enough money for a Lamborghini and want one, there's a very good chance you haven't had sex with your wife for a very long time because you're an old arsehole.
 
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