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2021-07-24 11:08:22 AM  
88 votes:

WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.


In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.
 
2021-07-24 11:20:28 AM  
50 votes:

TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.


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2021-07-24 12:12:09 PM  
38 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:40:42 AM  
35 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:05:14 AM  
35 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:59:01 AM  
30 votes:
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It seems the heat dome doesn't have a passport.
 
2021-07-24 11:13:10 AM  
27 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:09:55 AM  
27 votes:
It's an annual enormous ridge of high pressure that settles over the lower Great Plains of the US in the late Summer months, but that's not important right now.
 
2021-07-24 11:11:57 AM  
26 votes:
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Two centers of pressure enter, once center of pressure leaves...
 
2021-07-24 11:41:13 AM  
25 votes:
America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.
 
2021-07-24 11:48:12 AM  
23 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:46:30 AM  
22 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.


Please share your liquor
 
2021-07-24 11:09:25 AM  
20 votes:
Shameless stolen from another climate change thread.
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2021-07-24 11:30:10 AM  
17 votes:
I prefer to call it a Heat Snuggie™.
 
2021-07-24 11:17:14 AM  
17 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:30:29 AM  
14 votes:
It's my fault really. I moved north for cooler temps and forgot that I'm actually in hell and this a hell loop and everything everywhere I go will forever be on fire.
 
2021-07-24 11:19:46 AM  
13 votes:
I only have one thing to post for this...


Buster Poindexter - Hot Hot Hot
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Hot hot hot!
 
2021-07-24 12:01:43 PM  
12 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: On the "plus" side...women tend to wear less clothing when it's hot.  I don't see a lot of cut-off shorts and bikini tops in January.


I would post the counterpoint to this, but it's too early in the day to visit people of Walmart.com.
 
2021-07-24 11:39:32 AM  
11 votes:

TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.


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2021-07-24 6:46:20 PM  
9 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.


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/missed it by >that< much.
 
2021-07-24 12:39:04 PM  
9 votes:

RTOGUY: [Fark user image 620x656]
It seems the heat dome doesn't have a passport.


Canada is a "foreign" country. Their weather has no effect or relationship to ours.
 
2021-07-24 12:31:34 PM  
9 votes:

kyleaugustus: TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.

Fun fact: The LEM computed everything in metric and then converted it into Imperial units so the astronauts could read it.  America's spacecraft were fluent in metric and needed to spoon-feed Imperial drivel for the gallant rocketmen.


Also a fun fact:
Americans who have walked on the moon: 12
Every other country combined: 0
 
2021-07-24 12:43:43 PM  
8 votes:

Deathfrogg: RTOGUY: [Fark user image 620x656]
It seems the heat dome doesn't have a passport.

Canada is a "foreign" country. Their weather has no effect or relationship to ours.


If they show Canada's temps they have to hire a translator and translate the temps into French. That isn't cheap!
 
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2021-07-24 2:34:29 PM  
7 votes:
Ha.  Arizona is normal.

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2021-07-24 12:28:04 PM  
7 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:10:01 AM  
7 votes:
A heat dome is a localized high pressure temperature inversion that can last for days, and thanks to global warming, weeks. Guess who reads too much on the Weather websites?
 
2021-07-24 11:06:56 AM  
7 votes:
We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.
 
2021-07-24 1:53:42 PM  
6 votes:
Meteorologist seen here tracing the path of the North American jet stream:

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2021-07-24 12:23:35 PM  
6 votes:
Heat dome, WITH this humidity??

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2021-07-24 11:54:16 AM  
6 votes:
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Looks fun to me!
 
2021-07-24 11:29:13 AM  
6 votes:

NEDM: abhorrent1: Supposedly gonna be in the 90's here all week. Kinda miserable but I'll take it over that stupid polar vortex any day though.

That's the point, genius.  The polar vortex is ALSO GOING TO HAPPEN! We have utterly screwed the jetstream, so our seasons are just going to be like this from now on!


Relax, genius. I'm not arguing about climate change. I know the extremes are basically here to stay.
I'm simply saying that given the choice, I'll prefer the extreme heat over extreme cold.
 
2021-07-24 11:10:56 AM  
6 votes:

DarwiOdrade: Shameless stolen from another climate change thread.
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Illustration of the old maxim that Americans will eventually do the right thing, having exhausted all options.
 
2021-07-24 2:39:16 PM  
5 votes:
I took geology in college.  The final exam was a brutally long 200 question thing.  The school didn't give +/- grades, so if you were going to get a B you weren't worrying about whether it was a low or high B, and I'd blown the first exam.  I'd done the math, and with the weighting of the grades from the different exams I could basically have just randomly guessed on every question to fail but even a perfect score wouldn't have bumped me up to an A.  So, around question 120 or so I knew I'd locked in a B.  It was just a matter of pride to finish this damned exam.  And then there it was, answer C, question, "What is a dome of depression?"  Answer C... the feeling that descends over a class during a 200 question final exam.  I chuckled.  Everyone looked at me funny.  It shook the dome of depression off of me and I soldiered on and finished.

Of course, it really didn't matter.  I still got a B, and that cost me a 4.0 for the semester, but I still remember what a dome of depression is.
 
2021-07-24 1:02:31 PM  
5 votes:

Jumpthruhoops: TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.

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I'm going to get flamed for this (remember when people said that?) but Fahrenheit is the superior temperature measurement.  It's those "every always metric all the time" cockholes who can't do simple math screeching about it.  

Metric is nice in certain ways. 1 gram = 1 cubic centimeter of water. That's some good smart shiat. 

Everything else, fark, I have a functioning brain and can do simple calculations. And for wrenches, I have two sets. Oh gosh. Apocalypse. 

I like fractionals. I appreciate metric. I'm still aggravated trying to figure out thread sizes in either - though I think the Imperial/English/SAE system (what-farking-ever) makes more sense. With so much old stuff out there, and so much new stuff being spectacularly out of spec... it's never going to go away but I wish someone would just pick one farking thing that makes sense. And I still like the simplicity of a slot screw, pretty much hate phillips for aesthetic and cam-out reasons (oh great, that farker's stripped because cheap farking screw factory), square drive is great, hex is nice for machinery, pentalobe is good, but irritating, security pentalobe is just saying "hey fark you, don't open this, even though you're probably smarter than the meth-head who put it together." 

Farking fasteners. You know, when you find an old hardware store that hasn't gone to the full Ace bullshiat rebranding, buy all the screws, nuts and bolts you can. The ones in the back of the drawer, with just a bit of rust on them. 

Hallelujiah, holy shiat, where's the Tylenol?
 
2021-07-24 11:20:42 AM  
5 votes:
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2021-07-24 1:50:04 PM  
4 votes:

scalpod: FormlessOne: We just experienced a heat dome in the PNW. We had 100+F temps in SeaTac, WA. We tied the all-time record.

Can't wait to do it again this month.

Here in Portland we got up to 115 and people died. Up in BC they lost over 500 people - IN CANADA.

Fun! Fun! Fun!


More than 500 people died in Canada?  How many is that in American?
 
2021-07-24 1:19:58 PM  
4 votes:

gunther_bumpass: Jumpthruhoops: TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.

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I'm going to get flamed for this (remember when people said that?) but Fahrenheit is the superior temperature measurement.  It's those "every always metric all the time" cockholes who can't do simple math screeching about it.  

Metric is nice in certain ways. 1 gram = 1 cubic centimeter of water. That's some good smart shiat. 

Everything else, fark, I have a functioning brain and can do simple calculations. And for wrenches, I have two sets. Oh gosh. Apocalypse. 

I like fractionals. I appreciate metric. I'm still aggravated trying to figure out thread sizes in either - though I think the Imperial/English/SAE system (what-farking-ever) makes more sense. With so much old stuff out there, and so much new stuff being spectacularly out of spec... it's never going to go away but I wish someone would just pick one farking thing that makes sense. And I still like the simplicity of a slot screw, pretty much hate phillips for aesthetic and cam-out reasons (oh great, that farker's stripped because cheap farking screw factory), square drive is great, hex is nice for machinery, pentalobe is good, but irritating, security pentalobe is just saying "hey fark you, don't open this, even though you're probably smarter than the meth-head who put it together." 

Farking fasteners. You know, when you find an old hardware store that hasn't gone to the full Ace bullshiat rebranding, buy all the screws, nuts and bolts you can. The ones in the back of the drawer, with just a bit of rust on them. 

Hallelujiah, holy shiat, where's the Tylenol?


Medieval Guy 1: Alright this apple tree is 5 fingers wide, we can tell people that and they'll have a good idea how big it is

Medieval Guy 2: But what if we go see how many grapes the king's foot is long, and tell people how many grapes out of that foot the tree is wide? So 11 grapes out of 32

Medieval Guy 1: ...
 
2021-07-24 12:48:22 PM  
4 votes:
The headline made me want to share this anecdote:

You know that 90's movie that's constantly shiat upon by online critics and hundreds of the users of IMDB/Rotten tomatoes/etc., Bio-Dome? I just learned yesterday that, minus the Pauley Shore and Stephen Baldwin characters and their eventual massive "party", the story is real.

Bio-dome is real.
 
2021-07-24 12:32:28 PM  
4 votes:
It's when someone sucks you off after drinking something hot
 
2021-07-24 12:19:19 PM  
4 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.


My mom used to believe that Christ was reborn on 9/11/2001 (and the towers falling was Satan's way of usurping the date of glory)

Since christ will come into his own at age 33, we have until 2034, so the players aren't on the field just yet but we're close.

Don't worry though; Jesus is gonna call in a fleet of spacecraft for is to jet off to New Earth which is just like this earth but better (my guess is blackjack & hookers but I could be wrong on that)
 
2021-07-24 11:17:12 AM  
4 votes:
I sure as Fark know heat domes. I don't have a car. I walk or wait for public transit for long journeys. Holy farking hell the blacktop is horrible in Sacramento. So much asphalt. So. Much. Every road, parking lot and half the buildings are covered in heat-absorbing asphalt.

I know why too. The energy companies wanted more money so they paid the housing industry major bucks. Let's put petroleum  on everything and bask in our money.

/ I farking despise rich white people.
 
2021-07-24 10:24:07 AM  
4 votes:
We just call it "every summer, like clockwork."
 
2021-07-24 6:39:17 PM  
3 votes:

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

Deuteronomy 18:20-22

So I assume when yet another Biblical prediction fails to come true you're going to kill yourself? I mean death is the penalty for making false predictions under God's name. And you don't want to go against his words, right?


I am interpreting Revelation 17 and 18 correctly. America is Mystery Babylon and will be utterly destroyed before your next Presidential election.

I am more than willing to die for Christ for whatever reason He decides, whenever He wants to take me. Jesus has given me the wisdom to discern these scriptures in order to warn His people to save themselves. Most people that go to church have no idea who Jesus is and will not be coming with Him.

When people refuse to hear God, He sends prophets. When they refuse to listen to the prophets, they die.

If you knew Jesus, you would be listening to Him and leaving America now instead of trolling me. May God enlighten you and remove the scales from your eyes, if for only an instant so that you may see the horrors that are coming for America.
 
2021-07-24 6:26:55 PM  
3 votes:

LadySusan: TrashcanMan: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

all those 5 are still alive.

Why those 5?

Because these five are the ones still alive. Do you know how rare it is to have 5 former presidents alive at the same time?

Where's Reagan? Dead. And either Bush Deador Bush the lesser? On the list between Carter and Clinton and "one is" what?
The "one is" means that this guy is the king for this moment. This moment is when this scripture occurs and that happened when Pence stood in for Trump and handed power over to Biden.

If we add Reagan and whichever Bush isn't listed that's 7. They don't count cause they're dead. And why count presidents?
Because we're talking about the leaders of Mystery Babylon which is America.

Why not British monarchs or monarch butterflys or CEOs of Exxon?

Because this scripture references the time at which these events occurred; Inauguration day when Pence stood in for Trump, he became the sixth "king" if even only to hand power to Biden.

The scripture has been fulfilled and the rest of it is in progress. That's the proof to get the true believers motivated to leave asap.
 
2021-07-24 4:03:26 PM  
3 votes:

WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.


42 c is worth ~107.6 freedoms

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2021-07-24 12:38:07 PM  
3 votes:

Bslim: TheSwizz: kyleaugustus: TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.

Fun fact: The LEM computed everything in metric and then converted it into Imperial units so the astronauts could read it.  America's spacecraft were fluent in metric and needed to spoon-feed Imperial drivel for the gallant rocketmen.

Also a fun fact:
Americans who have walked on the moon: 12
Every other country combined: 0

How's that moon colony workin' out?

Oooooh that's right, the US can't even provide minimal health care for its own people.


"Can't" is different than "won't"
 
2021-07-24 12:01:15 PM  
3 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.


Deuteronomy 18:20-22

So I assume when yet another Biblical prediction fails to come true you're going to kill yourself? I mean death is the penalty for making false predictions under God's name. And you don't want to go against his words, right?
 
2021-07-24 11:31:08 AM  
3 votes:
GQP says...

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2021-07-24 11:17:47 AM  
3 votes:
Supposedly gonna be in the 90's here all week. Kinda miserable but I'll take it over that stupid polar vortex any day though.
 
2021-07-24 6:30:27 PM  
2 votes:

lifeslammer: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

god damn you need a shrink


They called Jesus crazy too. They also said that Jesus had a demon, so I'll take that as high praise that I'm having an effect on someone.

When Biden has been killed, and you're in your civil war, and ten countries are attacking you, you will remember my warning.

You will stand before God someday, we all will.
 
2021-07-24 6:19:47 PM  
2 votes:

bobbyjoebobby: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

What happened to Regan?


Reagan died. People thought Reagan was the AntiChrist, he wasn't.
Anti-Christ is not coming from America. America won't even be here for his reign.

Also, the Anti-Christ won't identify himself until the temple in Jerusalem is rebuilt. That won't happen until they discover the ark of the Covenant in Oak Island.
 
2021-07-24 1:56:07 PM  
2 votes:

RoFaWh: rummonkey: ...This is what people were afraid of from the beginning, not so much global warming or sea levels Rising but increased instability in our weather culminating in our weather simply bouncing back and forth from one extreme to another increasingly erratic fashions.

I've read that some erudite people think that there is no such thing as "average weather" because the weather, when graphed (temperature or any other applicable metric), apparent;y has a fractal nature; it is self-similar. Hence, the "average" varies just as much as the basic data.


Covid is a fake crisis that was made up by earth to cause Cheeto to lose the election.
 
2021-07-24 1:50:12 PM  
2 votes:

gunther_bumpass: Hallelujiah, holy shiat, where's the Tylenol?


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2021-07-24 1:39:17 PM  
2 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.


Welp, I'm convinced.
 
2021-07-24 1:22:09 PM  
2 votes:
Hmmmmmmm

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Oh.....heat DOME
 
2021-07-24 1:08:14 PM  
2 votes:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.


Oh look. Bevets 2.0

What's next? Fb- becomes a grandfather?

Another Pickle Incident?
 
2021-07-24 11:55:55 AM  
2 votes:

NEDM: abhorrent1: Relax, genius. I'm not arguing about climate change. I know the extremes are basically here to stay.
I'm simply saying that given the choice, I'll prefer the extreme heat over extreme cold.

You don't *have* a choice anymore.  You're going to get both no matter farking what.



Does being a pedantic ass make you feel smart or something?
JFC. I like summer more than winter. Why are you trying to turn it into an argument?
 
2021-07-24 11:52:21 AM  
2 votes:
Sucks that it doesn't cool down enough to sit outside until 11pm. But at least then you can't see the smog haze in the dark.
 
2021-07-24 11:50:32 AM  
2 votes:
Heat Dome sure sounds like the name of my Helloween cover band.
 
2021-07-24 11:43:36 AM  
2 votes:

NEDM: abhorrent1: Supposedly gonna be in the 90's here all week. Kinda miserable but I'll take it over that stupid polar vortex any day though.

That's the point, genius.  The polar vortex is ALSO GOING TO HAPPEN! We have utterly screwed the jetstream, so our seasons are just going to be like this from now on!


The jet stream pretty much doesn't even exist anymore as a reliable factor in whether generation in the northern hemisphere. We broke it and the damage is still developing.

In many ways it's already too late and we broke it.
 
2021-07-24 11:40:53 AM  
2 votes:

TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.


Fun fact: The LEM computed everything in metric and then converted it into Imperial units so the astronauts could read it.  America's spacecraft were fluent in metric and needed to spoon-feed Imperial drivel for the gallant rocketmen.
 
2021-07-24 11:30:24 AM  
2 votes:
On the "plus" side...women tend to wear less clothing when it's hot.  I don't see a lot of cut-off shorts and bikini tops in January.
 
2021-07-25 2:39:12 PM  
1 vote:

RoFaWh: LadySusan: No AC is brutal.

in the late nineteen-eighties I found myself driving from Chico, California to nearby Oroville. On the way, I noticed a new subdivision on the outskirts of Chico; the houses were classic two-story affairs such as you find in the eastern states, but sitting in the hot, blazing sun of the Central Valley, with minimal eaves.

I concluded that an incompetent architect had designed these, an architect who didn't understand the importance of shade in such climates. And that's even with AC running.

Where is Frank Lloyd Wright when we need him? At least some of his designs included the wide eaves you need to get a little shade in the Central Valley.

I am also a little surprised that the building code (there and then) allowed such stupidities.

It is quite possible, of course, that the developer had picked the house design(s) out of a catalogue of Spiffy House Designs for New England and no architect was directly involved.


Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
2021-07-24 6:55:25 PM  
1 vote:

Stochastic Cow: That one's always like that. I refrain from putting them on ignore mainly for the entertainment value.
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leave mr-b alone. He hardly ever posts. It's no worse than anyone else's nonsense.
 
2021-07-24 6:40:55 PM  
1 vote:

scalpod: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us

1 Corinthians 13:11 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

"Childish things" - you know, like the need for religion and a big sky daddy to explain away everything I don't understand and to smite all those whom I don't like or agree with.


Ok, you play the child and I'll play the prophet of God and we'll see who's still here in 3 years.
 
2021-07-24 6:16:02 PM  
1 vote:

TrashcanMan: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

all those 5 are still alive.


A fallen king is one who is not a king anymore. The passage doesn't imply or state that these 5 kings are dead.

It does say that the last one must continue a short time... THAT implies Biden's death... in the year of the Curse of Tippecanoe... and interesting twist.
 
2021-07-24 5:59:07 PM  
1 vote:

Destructor: When I was little, we found a man. He looked like... like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things- strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens- and this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. ..."El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means "the demon who makes trophies of men".

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2021-07-24 2:42:06 PM  
1 vote:

TWX: Ha.  Arizona is normal.


I'm in NY.  If I'm reading that correctly I'm all good.  You still have to deal with normal AZ!
 
2021-07-24 1:03:37 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: Being part WASP and all Canadian, I would seriously consider a vacation in Iceland, Scotland or Wales. I might go as far as Finland.


We were in northern Finland (north of the arctic circle) three years ago in July. Locals apologized to us for the oppressive heat - 82F, 28C

We were mildly amused back then. But it's getting worse: forest fires north of the arctic circle, and not enough rakes in the entire universe to deal with it

You may want to revise your itinerary - consider Svalbard
 
2021-07-24 12:49:04 PM  
1 vote:

VOCSL5: The headline made me want to share this anecdote:

You know that 90's movie that's constantly shiat upon by online critics and hundreds of the users of IMDB/Rotten tomatoes/etc., Bio-Dome? I just learned yesterday that, minus the Pauley Shore and Stephen Baldwin characters and their eventual massive "party", the story is real.

Bio-dome is real.


Inside Biosphere 2: The World's Largest Earth Science Experiment
Youtube -yAcD3wuY2Q
 
2021-07-24 12:44:56 PM  
1 vote:

mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.


Matthew 24:36.
 
2021-07-24 12:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
Two men enter. Two men leave, sweaty and gross.
 
2021-07-24 12:35:03 PM  
1 vote:

TheSwizz: kyleaugustus: TheSwizz: WhippingBoi: We had one of those here (SW BC) a few weeks ago. Temperatures hit 42 C (not sure what the equivalent caveman units are). As a frame of reference, 32 C is considered "unbearably hot" here.

You don't want a "heat dome". It's very, very bad.

In "Landed men on the farking moon" units, it's 107.  You're welcome.

Fun fact: The LEM computed everything in metric and then converted it into Imperial units so the astronauts could read it.  America's spacecraft were fluent in metric and needed to spoon-feed Imperial drivel for the gallant rocketmen.

Also a fun fact:
Americans who have walked on the moon: 12
Every other country combined: 0


How's that moon colony workin' out?

Oooooh that's right, the US can't even provide minimal health care for its own people.
 
2021-07-24 12:22:15 PM  
1 vote:

Samfucious: mr-b: America is Mystery Babylon.

Revelation 17:10 told us when all this stuff would begin.

10There are also seven kings. Five have fallen, (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump) one is (Pence after Trump lost the election because he handed power over to Biden), and the other has not yet come. And when he (Biden) comes, he must continue a short time.

Don't you guys think that it's very peculiar that "Sleepy Joe" from the debates is nowhere to be found? Biden looks like the reincarnation of Kennedy. He looks like the hero saving America. So sharp and energetic. He got covid under control (not really), got everyone back to work and is now going to fix the infrastructure.

Imagine how pissed off people are going to be when a Trumper shoots him deflating the dream of a revived America?

Civil War. Then ten countries gang up and finish America. It's all in Revelation 17 & 18.

Revelation 17:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, "Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. 5For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. 6Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. 7In the measure that she glorified herself and lived [e]luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, 'I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.' 8Therefore her plagues will come in one day-death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her.

Seek help.


:Leave the monster shouter alone. Leave him alone!
 
2021-07-24 12:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

RTOGUY: [Fark user image 620x656]
It seems the heat dome doesn't have a passport.


Like all unwanted things, It's anti-vax.
 
2021-07-24 12:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
I live in a hot climate, 85-90f most of the year, and it's making me into a hermit because doing anything outside means being sticky, sweaty, and having the energy zapped out of you. In winter i wake up wanting to go to parks to read and have a cup of coffee, i go for hikes and explore the city.

Summer? one trip to get food and the rest of the day I'm inside the house, which sucks. I wonder how many are the same way and how it affects society to have people not wanting to go outside
 
2021-07-24 11:45:56 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Relax, genius. I'm not arguing about climate change. I know the extremes are basically here to stay.
I'm simply saying that given the choice, I'll prefer the extreme heat over extreme cold.


You don't *have* a choice anymore.  You're going to get both no matter farking what.


rummonkey: The jet stream pretty much doesn't even exist anymore as a reliable factor in whether generation in the northern hemisphere. We broke it and the damage is still developing.

In many ways it's already too late and we broke it.


The only choice left is when we want to punch out.
 
2021-07-24 11:20:09 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Supposedly gonna be in the 90's here all week. Kinda miserable but I'll take it over that stupid polar vortex any day though.


That's the point, genius.  The polar vortex is ALSO GOING TO HAPPEN! We have utterly screwed the jetstream, so our seasons are just going to be like this from now on!
 
2021-07-24 11:13:18 AM  
1 vote:

Brainsick: [mediaproxy.salon.com image 850x564]


Almost as cool as the Coyoté eating the Roadrunner or Sylvester finally making a canapé out of that really annoying little yellow bastid.
 
2021-07-24 11:11:55 AM  
1 vote:
Being part WASP and all Canadian, I would seriously consider a vacation in Iceland, Scotland or Wales. I might go as far as Finland.
 
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