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(Some Fogell)   It's passable. They're either gonna think "Here's another kid with a fake ID," or "Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Michigan organ donor"   (trevorklee.com) divider line
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2021-07-24 10:37:31 AM  
23 votes:
Doorman: "what's your DL number?"
Patron: "blah, blah, blah"
Doorman: "get out of here. People of age don't memorize their DL number"
 
2021-07-24 11:35:27 AM  
10 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:05:20 AM  
9 votes:

Unsung_Hero: I haven't seen anything that does raised lettering, but all the rest of the required equipment to do this properly is only a few thousand dollars now.  There are companies producing their own internal IDs with these systems, it's standard commercial equipment.

If your fake ID maker can't afford that, they're one step up from using a sharpie on a bit of cardboard.


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2021-07-24 11:33:22 AM  
8 votes:
In my 20s I was once denied entry to a club in Boston because the bouncer thought it was a fake ID. It wasn't.

I never went back to that place again. Bouncer was fired. The place ended up folding.

/don't fark with me
 
2021-07-24 11:50:56 AM  
7 votes:
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2021-07-24 10:27:25 AM  
6 votes:
Back in my day I made a fake letter from the state saying my drivers license was suspended for drunk driving and listed a birthdate for a 22 year old and a name to match a fake community college ID.

I doubt that would work now but in the late 80s it did.
 
2021-07-24 11:01:41 AM  
6 votes:
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2021-07-24 11:31:41 AM  
4 votes:
geekbikerskum:One of the reasons that licenses  need to be this elaborate, and people put so much effort into creating fakes, is the 21 drinking age, the highest of any country that's not majority-Muslim.  Lower the age back down to 18 or 19 already, where most other Western countries put it, and be done with it.  Especially since cheap Ubers are a thing already, and self-driving cars are just over the horizon.

drinking is bad for the unformed brain- no one should drink before age 26.  studies show.
just give them weed.
 
2021-07-24 11:34:14 AM  
4 votes:
You're a cute girl, so go right in.  Here's your expired Costco card back.

Not so fast, Mr. Pencilneck.  This ID is clearly fake.  Hit the bricks.
 
2021-07-24 10:41:20 AM  
3 votes:
When I was in college, the students of Chinese heritage would just borrow an id from similar students slightly older than them.

I don't recall it ever *not* working.
 
2021-07-24 1:21:52 PM  
3 votes:
I had a fake ID during the early 90s and I can't find it. It wasn't great but I'm starting to come up on the time that I could use it for AARP discounts.
 
2021-07-24 2:00:22 PM  
3 votes:

Yaw String: noitsnot: disappeared pretty quickly as I expect the authorities were not amused

They rarely are :)


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Indeed.
 
2021-07-24 10:30:35 AM  
2 votes:
Bought a stainless steel Ruger Mini-14 along with a 30 shot magazine a 1000 rounds of reloaded .223 and 200 rounds of 5.57 (referring to the amount of powder) among other things, in an Enfield CT. gun store with a fake ID. Went next door to the liquor store and tried to buy two quarts of Budweiser. The got a dog out and called the police on me for the fake ID.

//paid $100 fine and was told I didn't have to show up for court
//took the Mini-14 along with 1400 rounds and all the stuff I bought 2400 miles from CT to St. Thomas in the USVI
//think I can say I brought enough explosives aboard a commercial jet liner to blow it up, with 1400 rounds?
 
2021-07-24 1:57:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-07-24 2:57:07 PM  
2 votes:
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Just go with one of these
 
2021-07-24 8:03:19 AM  
1 vote:
You can iron sheen and wet sand edges, but no fake id maker is going to duplicate a state or fedetal seal and risk additional felony charges. You look to see if they are that stupid. If it has a state or federal seal, and it us fake... Well, someone is in deep doo doo. Those are best left to the "state department"
 
2021-07-24 10:22:02 AM  
1 vote:
I haven't seen anything that does raised lettering, but all the rest of the required equipment to do this properly is only a few thousand dollars now.  There are companies producing their own internal IDs with these systems, it's standard commercial equipment.

If your fake ID maker can't afford that, they're one step up from using a sharpie on a bit of cardboard.
 
2021-07-24 10:45:41 AM  
1 vote:
I simply borrowed my older brother's birth certificate and got an actual ID with his name and my picture.

Not a DL, just an ID.

Used until I turned 21.
 
2021-07-24 10:54:07 AM  
1 vote:
My birth year is 1973. I took a pencil and shaded in the 3 to look like a zero. Worked pretty well at the campus bars back in 1991 & 1992.
 
2021-07-24 11:43:00 AM  
1 vote:

geekbikerskum: IamTomJoad: Doorman: "what's your DL number?"
Patron: "blah, blah, blah"
Doorman: "get out of here. People of age don't memorize their DL number"

In Delaware your DL was six digits, and there was no requirement to have the license in your possession while driving.  Lots of people memorized the number in case they got pulled over and had forgotten their license that day.

I don't know how it is now, but in the '80s and '90s, Delaware driver licenses looked fake even by the considerably laxer standards of the day.  They were made on those Polaroid ID machines that were popular at the time for workplace and school photo IDs.  They tended to delaminate if you got them wet, especially if you went swimming in salt water with the license in your pocket.

One of the reasons that licenses  need to be this elaborate, and people put so much effort into creating fakes, is the 21 drinking age, the highest of any country that's not majority-Muslim.  Lower the age back down to 18 or 19 already, where most other Western countries put it, and be done with it.  Especially since cheap Ubers are a thing already, and self-driving cars are just over the horizon.


I've gone out so many times with friends who forgot their IDs. Is it really that common to not put your ID in your wallet? I never think about whether I have my ID because I never leave the house without my wallet. I just have no perspective on what that life is like.
 
2021-07-24 11:53:41 AM  
1 vote:

TheReject: ImmutableTenderloin: Or use a legit expired one that has a picture that looks like you.

My legitimate license expired because I forgot to renew. I got turned back at the door when I was 40 because they can't accept expired IDs, for exactly the reason you just posted. I had to start carrying my passport when I went out until I could get a new ID.


I guess it depends on where you go. I recently lost my renewed ID and I've been using my expired one to buy booze no problem. It helps that you keep cool and stay confident and know you're not doing anything wrong. You got to play the part.
 
2021-07-24 12:01:09 PM  
1 vote:

ImmutableTenderloin: TheReject: ImmutableTenderloin: Or use a legit expired one that has a picture that looks like you.

My legitimate license expired because I forgot to renew. I got turned back at the door when I was 40 because they can't accept expired IDs, for exactly the reason you just posted. I had to start carrying my passport when I went out until I could get a new ID.

I guess it depends on where you go. I recently lost my renewed ID and I've been using my expired one to buy booze no problem. It helps that you keep cool and stay confident and know you're not doing anything wrong. You got to play the part.


This idea buying alcohol without an ID by projecting confidence is new and revolutionary!  I'll bet previous generations wish they had thought of this.

(No malice intended - just yankin your chain!)
 
2021-07-24 1:19:48 PM  
1 vote:
in my yut driver's license was paper with no photo.
 
2021-07-24 4:27:55 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-07-24 7:09:14 PM  
1 vote:

abmoraz: Surprisingly, about half stayed, thinking they would bluff it out.


Young, dumb, and full of alcohol, such a great combination....
 
2021-07-24 9:32:53 PM  
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