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(Santa Fe New Mexican)   In New Mexico it's illegal for a convicted felon to own a gun or be a security guard. Whoops   (santafenewmexican.com) divider line
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2021-07-24 8:05:45 AM  
This guy Duran sounds like a wild boy with a view to kill
 
2021-07-24 9:18:13 AM  

vudukungfu: This guy Duran sounds like a wild boy with a view to kill


Duran should have said "no mas" to guns.
 
2021-07-24 9:23:53 AM  
Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.
 
2021-07-24 9:27:25 AM  

Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.


Who the fark let you on the computer?
 
2021-07-24 9:27:42 AM  

Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.


Well, his name was Jesus, so subby must also have some lingering butt-hurt about all that time as an altar boy.
 
2021-07-24 9:30:13 AM  
What part of "shall not infringe" did they not understand?
 
2021-07-24 9:38:34 AM  

Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.


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2021-07-24 9:40:41 AM  
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Fark, I am disappoint
 
2021-07-24 9:40:53 AM  

Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.


Very typical of Fark liberals.  At least, unlike conservatives, liberals haven't actually defunded the police & find it okay to rip off their helmets and start beating the cops with a fire extinguisher.  Maybe some day, one day, we'll find it in our hearts to join you in bashing in cops' skulls with bludgeoning objects.
 
2021-07-24 9:41:13 AM  
I infer they were taking pictures of their own cars. Is this place also a car lot or a place that gearheads hang out? Why would the security guard care that they were taking pictures of cars?

(Once hung out at an auto parts store lot where the gearheads would hang out at night showing off their cars, sometimes place wagers and go race them on a nearby strip. They were always proud to have people take pictures, just not of their motors.)
 
2021-07-24 9:41:39 AM  
Yupperz, things have changed so much nowadays to where you can't even take a picture of yourown personal property....!!!!!

Now if the so called Security guard was being filmed (aka as a Karen) he still didn't have any call on pulling his weapon period....!!!
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IMHO......
 
2021-07-24 9:42:44 AM  

Xanlexian: Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.

Very typical of Fark liberals.  At least, unlike conservatives, liberals haven't actually defunded the police & find it okay to rip off their helmets and start beating the cops with a fire extinguisher.  Maybe some day, one day, we'll find it in our hearts to join you in bashing in cops' skulls with bludgeoning objects.


Omg that bait is actually working, lol
 
2021-07-24 9:45:03 AM  
"I was acting in self defense! It was a car shooting!"

"You mean a drive-by? They drove past and shot at you?"

"No, they were shooting pictures of their cars. And people posting photos of their cars and their pets and their breakfasts on social media... it's the death of civilization and we've got to fight back! I read that on social media!"

"You should check the social media update I just posted. I'm no longer your lawyer."
 
2021-07-24 9:45:20 AM  
Maybe ...  just maybe ... the camera flashes caused the guard to have flashbacks to his time in 'Nam
 
2021-07-24 9:49:25 AM  

jamspoon: Maybe ...  just maybe ... the camera flashes caused the guard to have flashbacks to his time in 'Nam


LOL Thank you. Something along those lines might make sense.
 
2021-07-24 9:51:18 AM  
Hella job on that background check Allsup's!
 
2021-07-24 10:00:28 AM  
In Albuquerque, this type of stuff doesn't even make the news.
 
2021-07-24 10:02:10 AM  
Jesus!

aungen: Omg that bait is actually working, lol


Jesus x 2!
 
2021-07-24 10:12:12 AM  
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Al!
2021-07-24 10:14:19 AM  

jamspoon: Maybe ...  just maybe ... the camera flashes caused the guard to have flashbacks to his time in 'Nam


Paparazzi can be crazy in Vietnam, I hear.
 
2021-07-24 10:23:31 AM  

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It's nearly impossible to approach an intersection with a fresh red light and not have someone blow through it. Or just drift into your lane while looking straight ahead.

I ride a motorcycle all around the ABQ, my eyes are so wide open and my head swivels around so much I'm damn near sore when I get home.
 
2021-07-24 10:24:19 AM  

aungen: Xanlexian: Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.

Very typical of Fark liberals.  At least, unlike conservatives, liberals haven't actually defunded the police & find it okay to rip off their helmets and start beating the cops with a fire extinguisher.  Maybe some day, one day, we'll find it in our hearts to join you in bashing in cops' skulls with bludgeoning objects.

Omg that bait is actually working, lol


Never understood that.

In public people try not to act like they are a moron because they don't want everyone to stop, point and say, "omg look at the moron going outside thinking he/she is a contributing member of society.  Aww that's so cute.  I bet their parents still wish they got that abortion."

But because it's the internet the public scorn and humiliation is a positive feedback loop?  The mocking comments are part honest reaction to the stupidity but also a silent prayer to your mother for not drinking during the first trimester or sleeping with bill Clinton for a 30th term abortion.
 
2021-07-24 10:29:57 AM  
Why isn't Attempted Murder one of the charges?
 
2021-07-24 10:35:48 AM  

vudukungfu: This guy Duran sounds like a wild boy with a view to kill


In an ordinary world, background checks would have determined that someone so notorious shouldn't be a guard.  But the reflex is to skip those things and here we see eventually guys like this just come undone.
 
2021-07-24 10:54:42 AM  

vudukungfu: This guy Duran sounds like a wild boy with a view to kill


only if his first and last name was Duran.
 
2021-07-24 10:58:03 AM  

Rob4127: In Albuquerque, this type of stuff doesn't even make the news.


in Albuquerque, the guard would have been an off duty Rio Rancho police officer, and still have a felony conviction.
 
2021-07-24 11:25:02 AM  

vudukungfu: This guy Duran sounds like a wild boy with a view to kill


Sounds like a Reflex
 
2021-07-24 11:25:46 AM  
Now you know who Jesus would shoot.
 
2021-07-24 11:31:53 AM  

Ashelth: aungen: Xanlexian: Crocoduck: Typical Fark.  Liberal submitter won't Back the Blue.  Disgusting.

Very typical of Fark liberals.  At least, unlike conservatives, liberals haven't actually defunded the police & find it okay to rip off their helmets and start beating the cops with a fire extinguisher.  Maybe some day, one day, we'll find it in our hearts to join you in bashing in cops' skulls with bludgeoning objects.

Omg that bait is actually working, lol

Never understood that.

In public people try not to act like they are a moron because they don't want everyone to stop, point and say, "omg look at the moron going outside thinking he/she is a contributing member of society.  Aww that's so cute.  I bet their parents still wish they got that abortion."

But because it's the internet the public scorn and humiliation is a positive feedback loop?  The mocking comments are part honest reaction to the stupidity but also a silent prayer to your mother for not drinking during the first trimester or sleeping with bill Clinton for a 30th term abortion.


There's no guarantee that their response to the bait wasn't also snark masquerading as sincerity.  But pointing at it keeps the ball rolling.  Which turns my 'oh look it's working' into a secondary assist in double snark.  Which I also approve of.
 
2021-07-24 11:54:32 AM  

jamspoon: Maybe ...  just maybe ... the camera flashes caused the guard to have flashbacks to his time in 'Nam


He just can't keep from coming apart... At the seams.
 
2021-07-24 11:56:38 AM  
Wait ... there's a NEW Mexico ??
 
2021-07-24 12:27:05 PM  

manitobamadman: Wait ... there's a NEW Mexico ??


Yep.  Democrats wouldn't give Trump his wall and the Mexicans went and made a new Mexico.
 
2021-07-24 5:03:27 PM  

jbuist: manitobamadman: Wait ... there's a NEW Mexico ??

Yep.  Democrats wouldn't give Trump his wall and the Mexicans went and made a new Mexico.


It was in the last Fark newsletter. You should try to keep up.
 
2021-07-24 5:05:24 PM  
In the comments someone was upset that any security guard needed to be armed at Allsup's, and that he suspected that one of them wasn't licensed to wear a gun. In New Mexico, no license is needed for open carry.
 
2021-07-24 5:12:24 PM  
GUN CONTROL!

Second amendment rights of people incompetent to carry firearms in a well-regulated militar are being violated by not letting the nutters and foo's carry guns in badly regulated private gangs!
 
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