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(AP News)   After escaping from a slaughterhouse, a bull has been eluding search parties and roaming the streets of Long Island for three days. It should have a name. Bully Joel? Joey Bullafuoco? Bully McBullface?   (apnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, New York, Suffolk County, New York, Long Island, New York City, escaped bull, Cattle, Brooklyn, Suffolk County  
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2021-07-23 8:37:37 PM  
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2021-07-23 8:37:48 PM  
Oops...wrong thread
 
2021-07-23 9:24:05 PM  
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2021-07-23 10:36:29 PM  
Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2021-07-23 10:36:38 PM  
Scotty Pippen
 
2021-07-23 10:36:43 PM  
Bull Springsteer
 
2021-07-23 10:40:07 PM  
Legend of Bully Jean
 
2021-07-23 10:40:13 PM  
Steak.
 
2021-07-23 10:41:15 PM  
Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.
 
2021-07-23 10:46:37 PM  
Prime McRibface
 
2021-07-23 10:46:39 PM  
Subbies wife's boyfriend?
 
2021-07-23 10:50:24 PM  
Say, maybe we can use the name they used in the headline.

/or Bully Joel
 
2021-07-23 10:55:03 PM  
Whole Load of Bull

Big Bully

Bull Market

Dodge Charger
 
2021-07-23 10:56:57 PM  
An escaped bull has eluded capture for several days on Long Island despite searchers employing a helicopter and night-vision equipment along with attempts to lure the roaming animal with grain and a cow.

Oh you sly dogs, you.

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2021-07-23 10:57:33 PM  
Personally I think that any animal that escapes while on the way to the slaughterhouse should be given a reprieve and allowed to live out their days in peace and quiet at some shelter farm somewhere. They deserve it.
 
2021-07-23 10:58:29 PM  
Three days? Let me point you towards the adventures of Buddy the Beefalo in CT this past year:
https://www.ctpost.com/projects/2021/​b​uddy-the-beefalo-ct-connecticut-timeli​ne/

Have fun, Long Island!
 
2021-07-23 10:59:28 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.


How often are bulls slaughtered (outside the bullring)?  Plenty of steers, but few bulls.  I'd be surprised if the slaughterhouse allowed them, they'd be too dangerous to the workers.  Just let a vet euthanize them and let the tough meat go to waste.
 
2021-07-23 10:59:32 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.


I was going to suggest Giuliani for the same reason.
 
2021-07-23 11:00:17 PM  
They put a cow out there hoping he would be cranked up enough to come fark it?

/ I typed 'horny' at first but thought that was gilding the lily
// officers should be charged with mooing violations
/// I'll see myself out, thank you
 
2021-07-23 11:02:20 PM  
Yo T-bone.

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2021-07-23 11:02:27 PM  

nstrom: Three days? Let me point you towards the adventures of Buddy the Beefalo in CT this past year:
https://www.ctpost.com/projects/2021/b​uddy-the-beefalo-ct-connecticut-timeli​ne/

Have fun, Long Island!


Shrek the sheep says hi.

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2021-07-23 11:04:13 PM  
Sir Loin?
 
2021-07-23 11:04:42 PM  
Sammy Gravano.
 
2021-07-23 11:05:56 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.

How often are bulls slaughtered (outside the bullring)?  Plenty of steers, but few bulls.  I'd be surprised if the slaughterhouse allowed them, they'd be too dangerous to the workers.  Just let a vet euthanize them and let the tough meat go to waste.


That is because it is a steer and not a bull. It has no balls.

Bull (definition)
1. (Zoology) any male bovine animal, esp one that is sexually mature.2. (Zoology) the uncastrated adult male of any breed of domestic cattle3. (Zoology) the male of various other animals including the elephant and whaleIt is also why a cow in heat didn't attract him.
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2021-07-23 11:13:19 PM  
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2021-07-23 11:20:46 PM  
Black Angus Young.
 
2021-07-23 11:21:38 PM  
David Bullaine
 
2021-07-23 11:22:54 PM  

nstrom: Three days? Let me point you towards the adventures of Buddy the Beefalo in CT this past year:
https://www.ctpost.com/projects/2021/b​uddy-the-beefalo-ct-connecticut-timeli​ne/

Have fun, Long Island!


Was just gonna mention Buddy. He's the only thing our town was ever famous for. Well, that and Ted Knight.
 
2021-07-23 11:32:20 PM  
"Sammy" An Actual Bull "Gravano"
 
2021-07-23 11:32:32 PM  
Who builds slaughterhouses on Long Island?
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2021-07-23 11:40:36 PM  
Your bull wants steak.
 
2021-07-23 11:45:53 PM  
Sir Loin
 
2021-07-23 11:47:28 PM  
John Cena?
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2021-07-23 11:47:38 PM  
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2021-07-23 11:59:21 PM  
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/Bully Manilow
 
2021-07-23 11:59:24 PM  

Fear the Clam: leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.

I was going to suggest Giuliani for the same reason.


So it's "Bulliani" ?
 
2021-07-24 12:02:12 AM  
Houdini
 
2021-07-24 12:19:38 AM  

Kraig57: yet_another_wumpus: leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.

How often are bulls slaughtered (outside the bullring)?  Plenty of steers, but few bulls.  I'd be surprised if the slaughterhouse allowed them, they'd be too dangerous to the workers.  Just let a vet euthanize them and let the tough meat go to waste.

That is because it is a steer and not a bull. It has no balls.

Bull (definition)
1. (Zoology) any male bovine animal, esp one that is sexually mature.2. (Zoology) the uncastrated adult male of any breed of domestic cattle3. (Zoology) the male of various other animals including the elephant and whaleIt is also why a cow in heat didn't attract him.[Fark user image 498x588]


He has plenty of balls.
 
2021-07-24 12:34:01 AM  

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That's awesome.
 
2021-07-24 12:34:47 AM  
Lucky?
 
2021-07-24 1:21:57 AM  
If an animal escapes the slaughterhouse, I feel like it should be allowed to go live out the rest of its life somewhere (another farm, or preserve or somethin'). It won, the slaughterhouse should just take the loss and try to keep it from happening again.
 
2021-07-24 2:51:22 AM  

LordJiro: If an animal escapes the slaughterhouse, I feel like it should be allowed to go live out the rest of its life somewhere (another farm, or preserve or somethin'). It won, the slaughterhouse should just take the loss and try to keep it from happening again.


Or sell his steak at a premium. He's obviously no normal walking burger.
 
2021-07-24 5:46:46 AM  

LordJiro: If an animal escapes the slaughterhouse, I feel like it should be allowed to go live out the rest of its life somewhere (another farm, or preserve or somethin'). It won, the slaughterhouse should just take the loss and try to keep it from happening again.


"Rescuers said they hope to have the bull moved to a sanctuary."
 
2021-07-24 6:37:31 AM  
Benicio del Toro.
 
2021-07-24 9:43:19 AM  
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/it took this long?! Great, now I feel old
 
2021-07-24 10:19:00 AM  
Smithtown is expanding?
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2021-07-24 10:37:50 AM  
How bout Bull Cosby? Can't build a jail to hold him.
 
2021-07-24 10:43:58 AM  

Fear the Clam: leeksfromchichis: Call him Fox because he's spreading bullshiat.

I was going to suggest Giuliani for the same reason.


I was going to suggest Hillary, but her balls aren't quite as big.
 
2021-07-24 10:53:30 AM  
"We've tried luring him with a cow, with horses," Frankie Floridia of Strong Island Animal Rescue told Newsday.

Don't worry, Floridia man is on the case.
 
2021-07-24 12:53:32 PM  
I can't find it now but there was some cow in Europe that escaped and joined a herd of wild buffalo or something.
 
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