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    More: Sad, Kalesha Marie Peterson, Black-and-white films, Firearm, Gun, Cannon, David Dalton, Scotland, Handgun  
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5043 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jul 2021 at 10:15 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-23 7:54:28 PM  
Somehow not a tragic accident?
 
2021-07-23 8:28:02 PM  
Kalesha Marie Peterson, 40

That's a rough 50.
 
2021-07-23 8:46:28 PM  
"Happy International Women's Day"?
 
2021-07-23 9:01:11 PM  
Why didn't she just put on a strap-on and do him in the butt like in the Deadpool movie?
 
2021-07-23 9:29:45 PM  
Just call him "Mr. Pool of blood around the head'
 
2021-07-23 10:16:07 PM  
So which one was the unicorn?
 
2021-07-23 10:17:02 PM  
Sure it wasn't The Crow?
 
2021-07-23 10:18:38 PM  
Wow, death by pegging, that's hot.
*clicks link*
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2021-07-23 10:23:10 PM  
Anyone have any bets on which scene?
 
2021-07-23 10:27:25 PM  
Didn't see the movie.  Were they playing Polish roulette with an auto?
 
2021-07-23 10:28:24 PM  
Dude got off easy.

As opposed to trying to get off with that thing what shot him.

Oof.
 
2021-07-23 10:30:04 PM  
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"Amateur."
 
2021-07-23 10:33:40 PM  
And the stereotypes just keep on coming up in the mugshots.
 
2021-07-23 10:35:28 PM  
What scene were they playing?
I've seen it 2 or 3 times but I'm drawing a blank
 
2021-07-23 10:36:13 PM  
Uh...were there witnesses to this event?

Or are we just supposed to believe her when she says that?
 
2021-07-23 10:36:18 PM  
He's in a better place, away from her
 
2021-07-23 10:36:20 PM  
he is better off now, i would say
 
2021-07-23 10:37:02 PM  

buntz: What scene were they playing?
I've seen it 2 or 3 times but I'm drawing a blank


The scene where he kills people by shooting them in the head, duh.
 
2021-07-23 10:37:20 PM  
She looks fun.
 
2021-07-23 10:40:08 PM  
Lucky bastard.
 
2021-07-23 10:42:02 PM  
For some reason that old Churchill anecdote comes to mind.

Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.
 
2021-07-23 10:52:35 PM  
I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

Is this not correct?
 
2021-07-23 10:53:34 PM  
violent j let his hair grow long?
 
2021-07-23 10:53:45 PM  
See, this is why gun safety is important. You never know when your 4 year old will get ahold of your gun and...

Wait, 40?

Four zero?

Four decades on this earth?

fark it, get the Darwin Award.
 
2021-07-23 10:59:10 PM  
This clearly didnt happen in florida because there its legal to kill people if its an accident.

Ive seen at least 5 cases where someone killed another person ''while cleaning their guns'' and no criminal charges were ever brought against em.

Acting a deadpool scene and cleaning your gun killing someone is basically the same thing.
 
2021-07-23 11:00:04 PM  

Nurglitch: She looks fun.


Yeah if you're at a chinese buffet watching her eat and you're into food porn or something.
 
2021-07-23 11:05:16 PM  

buntz: What scene were they playing?
I've seen it 2 or 3 times but I'm drawing a blank


She sure didnt.
 
2021-07-23 11:16:16 PM  

WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

Is this not correct?


They come out of the front, one at a time, with hardly any effort.
 
2021-07-23 11:21:42 PM  

WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.


I do own a handgun.  Yes you can, but you're supposed to treat any gun as if it were loaded, at all times.

The four rules of gun safety:

1. Always treat all firearms as if they were loaded.
2. Do not aim a firearm at anything you do not wish to destroy.
3. Be certain of your target, and what is behind it.
4. Keep your finger off of the trigger until your sights are on the target and you are ready to fire.

Especially, do NOT point a gun at a person and say, "Aw shee-it, it ain't loaded!"  (Had an idiot do that to me, once.)
 
2021-07-23 11:27:32 PM  

lolmao500: This clearly didnt happen in florida because there its legal to kill people if its an accident.

Ive seen at least 5 cases where someone killed another person ''while cleaning their guns'' and no criminal charges were ever brought against em.

Acting a deadpool scene and cleaning your gun killing someone is basically the same thing.


Maybe she identifies as Floridian.
 
2021-07-23 11:31:13 PM  
Just stick to the "International Women's Day" scene.
 
2021-07-23 11:31:22 PM  
I hope he was wearing his brown pants.
 
2021-07-23 11:32:42 PM  

WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

Is this not correct?


Yeah my understanding is YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THEM, EVER

But that's, fark, like 99% of what people do with them, otherwise Tannerite LLC would be bankrupt.
 
2021-07-23 11:39:35 PM  
I've seen that movie more than once and I don't recall Vanessa shooting Wade in the head.
 
2021-07-23 11:42:15 PM  

geekbikerskum: WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

I do own a handgun.  Yes you can, but you're supposed to treat any gun as if it were loaded, at all times.

The four rules of gun safety:

1. Always treat all firearms as if they were loaded.
2. Do not aim a firearm at anything you do not wish to destroy.
3. Be certain of your target, and what is behind it.
4. Keep your finger off of the trigger until your sights are on the target and you are ready to fire.

Especially, do NOT point a gun at a person and say, "Aw shee-it, it ain't loaded!"  (Had an idiot do that to me, once.)


I don't know if gun safety education would help some of these people. It seems education has left them behind a long time ago
 
2021-07-23 11:43:31 PM  

moothemagiccow: WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

Is this not correct?


Yeah my understanding is YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THEM, EVER

But that's, fark, like 99% of what people do with them, otherwise Tannerite LLC would be bankrupt.


Tannerite is silly, but fine. But she breaks all of the major rules of gun safety in one go.
 
2021-07-23 11:53:47 PM  
So did he get his balls in her holes or what?
 
2021-07-24 12:29:19 AM  
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2021-07-24 12:32:03 AM  
Her: "Babe, let's roleplay where I shoot you in the head".
Me: *Pants, wallet, keys, and out the door*.
 
2021-07-24 12:43:24 AM  

WhippingBoi: I've never owned a handgun, but my understanding is that you can take the bullets out of them.

Is this not correct?


Yes, but it's also fairly easy to miss one if you're not careful. Which is why the 'rules' of gun ownership include 'treat every gun as if it were loaded' and 'don't point any gun at anything you don't want to kill/break'.
 
2021-07-24 1:06:52 AM  

C18H27NO3: Her: "Babe, let's roleplay where I shoot you in the head".
Me: *Pants, wallet, keys, and out the door*.


You forgot your phone.  But let it go.
 
2021-07-24 2:30:32 AM  

Hey Nurse!: I've seen that movie more than once and I don't recall Vanessa shooting Wade in the head.


I'm sure Deadpool has had an accidental discharge at some time so it would work.
 
2021-07-24 3:55:19 AM  
"Eight hours between jigger and trigger"
 
2021-07-24 5:19:49 AM  

edmo: Somehow not a tragic accident?


Not recently. Date on the booking photo is March 8, 2019...
 
2021-07-24 5:48:00 AM  
I guess she had bad aim, because, as I remember, Deadpool got shot
thru the rectum.
/this might be the first time i believed that
old saw about "being in a better place".
 
2021-07-24 7:40:40 AM  
 Coyote was after the dog. Even if it was a Coy-wolf, I doubt it was after the child. I have seen this narrative pop up where Coyotes are now a threat to children and we should eriticate them.
 
2021-07-24 7:48:25 AM  
I'm not buying this defence. If they were playing a scene out of Deadpool, how come his suit didn't just stop the bullet?
 
2021-07-24 8:09:04 AM  
#drive-by
 
2021-07-24 8:23:51 AM  
Was it the scene after they eat 10,000 donuts?
 
2021-07-24 12:03:07 PM  
Another soul who suffers no longer.
 
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