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(Twitter)   "Hi Senator. I am a proud Kentucky citizen, and I just want to tell you to get F*CKED" - Ms. Alexis Tune   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-07-23 5:11:38 PM  
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2021-07-23 5:21:27 PM  
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2021-07-23 5:38:56 PM  

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I guess when millions of people think you should get farked, you dont even flinch when one tells you to get farked live. And might I add, get farked, Senator.
 
2021-07-23 5:39:15 PM  
This looks fakey. I think it is fakey.
 
2021-07-23 5:42:28 PM  
Man, Alexis really Tuned up Rand.
 
2021-07-23 6:17:29 PM  
I want him to not get farked, ever.
I want him to be kidnapped by a plastic surgeon and be remade in the style of a Ken Doll.
 
2021-07-23 7:26:35 PM  
That made my day.....
 
2021-07-23 7:33:23 PM  
Kentucky should secede
 
2021-07-23 8:13:10 PM  
Ms. Tune, will you marry me?
 
2021-07-23 8:22:59 PM  
I'm with Alexis Tune on this one.
 
2021-07-23 8:44:45 PM  
All in agreement; say "Aye!"
 
2021-07-23 8:58:34 PM  
Good. Being polite to arseholes accomplishes nothing.
 
2021-07-23 8:58:50 PM  
Omg the look on the woman's face.

More of this please.
 
2021-07-23 8:59:46 PM  
She looks like someone just punched her in the tit. 😂
 
2021-07-23 9:00:25 PM  
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2021-07-23 9:00:32 PM  
If this happened for every single call it would be great.
 
2021-07-23 9:00:43 PM  
Nice.
 
2021-07-23 9:01:13 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Kentucky should secede


Kentucky should be cleanse of the rednecks.
 
2021-07-23 9:01:24 PM  
You and every other republican in congress can get f*cked. Every anti-vaxxer and COVID denier can get f*cked as well.
 
2021-07-23 9:06:14 PM  
Seriously. Someone has to do this for every town hall he does from this point forward
 
2021-07-23 9:07:03 PM  

Walker: I'm with Alexis Tune on this one.


She's got a great beat and you can hum along with her
 
2021-07-23 9:11:07 PM  
the new Baba Booey
 
2021-07-23 9:14:27 PM  

lordjupiter: the new Baba Booey


trump bababooey
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2021-07-23 9:15:38 PM  
Would it be ethical to establish a Gofundme to get Rand Paul's next door neighbor Krav Maga lessons?
 
2021-07-23 9:16:21 PM  
Are we not gonna talk about that lady's hair helmet? That can't be her real hair.
 
2021-07-23 9:16:57 PM  
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I like the way Tune thinks!
 
2021-07-23 9:18:52 PM  

Badmoodman: This looks fakey. I think it is fakey.


Maybe. But would Rand Paul do that to himself?
 
2021-07-23 9:20:04 PM  
Another win for the First Amendment.

Fark you, Rand Paul.
 
2021-07-23 9:22:28 PM  
That lady gets it
 
2021-07-23 9:22:43 PM  
Why is he sitting there pretending to be interviewed or whatever by a RealDoll?
 
2021-07-23 9:24:23 PM  
They do their town hall call-in without a screener, a three-second delay, and a dump button?
 
2021-07-23 9:25:19 PM  

jso2897: Would it be ethical to establish a Gofundme to get Rand Paul's next door neighbor Krav Maga lessons?


I was an Army combatives instructor, give me gas money and I'll drive up.  F*ck Rand Paul.
 
2021-07-23 9:25:31 PM  

El Borscht: Badmoodman: This looks fakey. I think it is fakey.

Maybe. But would Rand Paul do that to himself?


Sure, why not?

Gives him a platform to rail against those that oppose him, silence them, and continue to usher in Republican fascism.

It's not like he's against grandstanding or putting up some other display to serve his own interests.

(Doesn't appear, at first blush, to be fake. We'll see, or not.)
 
2021-07-23 9:27:26 PM  
We need to get a thing going like with Tig Notaro and Taylor Dayne, where this is what EVERYONE who meets him says. Word for word. Over and over.
 
2021-07-23 9:29:28 PM  

Man with the Red Eyes: jso2897: Would it be ethical to establish a Gofundme to get Rand Paul's next door neighbor Krav Maga lessons?

I was an Army combatives instructor, give me gas money and I'll drive up.  F*ck Rand Paul.


😂😂😂👍🏻
 
2021-07-23 9:33:46 PM  
Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.
 
2021-07-23 9:34:32 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


Oh wow. That's rich coming from you.
 
2021-07-23 9:35:40 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


True. Like, for example, if Rand Paul acted like a decent human being, Kentucky might have one good representative.
 
2021-07-23 9:35:43 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


So what's "half the effort" of making a single phone call?
 
2021-07-23 9:37:52 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


Pick a lane.
 
2021-07-23 9:38:06 PM  
does he make his staff wear porn wigs too?
 
2021-07-23 9:40:53 PM  

wademh: I want him to not get farked, ever.
I want him to be kidnapped by a plastic surgeon and be remade in the style of a Ken Doll.


....WHAT DID KEN DOLLS DO TO YOU IN ORDER TO SAY THAT?!?!?!?!
 
2021-07-23 9:42:34 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.


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You really want to say that considering this jabroni?
 
2021-07-23 9:42:57 PM  
Hahah. Nice name.

I wonder what Gene Maseth would have to say about this.
 
2021-07-23 9:45:14 PM  

Iczer: Why is he sitting there pretending to be interviewed or whatever by a RealDoll?


RealDoll's are the only women republicans employ. They have binders full of them.
 
2021-07-23 9:52:24 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


says the bridge inspector

(because they're found under bridges)
 
2021-07-23 9:55:54 PM  

IAmRight: Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.

True. Like, for example, if Rand Paul acted like a decent human being, Kentucky might have one good representative.


We have one good representative.
 
2021-07-23 9:56:35 PM  

wax_on: Hahah. Nice name.

I wonder what Gene Maseth would have to say about this.


Must you, Lyndon?
 
2021-07-23 9:59:59 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


Great advice Shaggy but we know Rand Paul won't listen to you.
 
2021-07-23 10:00:18 PM  

Shaggy_C: Very mature.

If people put half the effort into improving the world that they do acting like crass little children we'd be in a much better place.


Shut it. YOur schtick has worn thin... Get a hobby
 
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