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2021-07-23 4:31:44 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-07-23 4:38:10 PM  
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2021-07-23 4:39:03 PM  
huitlacoche
 
2021-07-23 4:39:46 PM  
Schmigadoon on Apple TV is well worth your time...

Corn Puddin'
Youtube ZbmS380991g
 
2021-07-23 4:41:57 PM  
Corn Smut. Subby has nothing else to add but, Corn Smut


Corn Cum.
 
2021-07-23 4:43:54 PM  

Badmoodman: Corn Smut. Subby has nothing else to add but, Corn Smut


Corn Cum.


You can find that on CornHub.
 
2021-07-23 4:45:46 PM  
But that young lady down at the corn store seems so nice and pleasant?
 
2021-07-23 4:47:50 PM  
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2021-07-23 4:48:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Badmoodman: Corn Smut. Subby has nothing else to add but, Corn Smut


Corn Cum.

You can find that on CornHub.


The best site to shuck it when the wife is out of town.

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2021-07-23 4:51:09 PM  
No.
 
2021-07-23 4:56:17 PM  
Put it up your butt.
 
2021-07-23 5:01:06 PM  
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2021-07-23 5:03:33 PM  
The Rock has been living under a rock. On Mars. For a couple millennia .


markie_farkie knows the deal.

Huitlacoche /  cuitlacoche is great in quesadillas or eggs.

It has to be fresh though. The canned stuff is crap.
 
2021-07-23 5:31:19 PM  

blender61: The canned stuff is crap.


An oldie but goodie on the canned stuff:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/​0​00344.php
 
2021-07-23 5:57:13 PM  
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Jubilation T. Cornporn.
 
2021-07-23 6:15:46 PM  

markie_farkie: blender61: The canned stuff is crap.

An oldie but goodie on the canned stuff:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/0​00344.php


That was fun.
Now we have  5G, Bill Jewish microchips with space lasers. AND SHARKS. 

Admittedly, I'm spoiled, it's just not the same though.
(I have a cultural bias)

Now, If you have never had the fresh and are feeling adventurous then I'm all for somebody trying it out.
You'll like it. It's going to be different, but that is why you tried it.

I say this a lot of the "Mexican" food threads, if all you know is tacos, burritos and tortas,  you are really missing out.
We see this in seafood and the N/S divide.
 
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2021-07-23 6:24:03 PM  

blender61: markie_farkie: blender61: The canned stuff is
We see this in seafood and the N/S divide.


Yup.  I live in east Texas and seafood usually just means catfish and shrimp unless you're at a grocery store with a decent selection.

:(
 
2021-07-23 6:37:10 PM  
This only went green because of the smut.

Yet, we have no foobies.
 
2021-07-23 8:30:05 PM  
My grandfather used to call it "corn cancer" and fed those ears to his pigs.
 
2021-07-23 9:01:01 PM  
If your pores are hard and unsightly you can rub it on them. Hard pore cornography
 
2021-07-23 9:01:33 PM  

NOLAhd: My grandfather used to call it "corn cancer" and fed those ears to his pigs.


Your grandfather was a fool or didn't know any Mexicans
 
2021-07-23 9:03:15 PM  

RolandTGunner: [Fark user image image 618x468]
Jubilation T. Cornporn.


Is that from Cornpone's Retreat, Cornpone's Rout, or Cornpone's Hoomiliation?
 
2021-07-23 9:04:36 PM  
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Corn smut.
 
2021-07-23 9:34:19 PM  
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2021-07-23 9:46:24 PM  
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2021-07-23 10:00:22 PM  
I remember seeing that for the first time, when we picked a few dozen ears from our garden. Scared the hell out of me. We threw it away, and I'm sorry. It's delicious.
 
2021-07-23 10:30:03 PM  
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2021-07-23 10:43:17 PM  

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I went to look this up, thought it might be too nerdy for fark, then read through the rest of the Credomar arc because why not.
 
2021-07-24 12:00:50 AM  
My gramma made this.
 
2021-07-24 1:11:45 AM  

vudukungfu: My gramma made this.


It was probably still fresh then.
 
2021-07-24 1:41:16 AM  

animal color: I remember seeing that for the first time, when we picked a few dozen ears from our garden. Scared the hell out of me. We threw it away, and I'm sorry. It's delicious.


We had some in our garden once when I was a kid.. It was okay. We didn't cook it right (see tacos above), but it was like corny mushrooms.
 
2021-07-24 6:23:21 AM  
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2021-07-24 6:55:08 AM  
The ancient Aztecs, who believed it possessed mystical, even aphrodisiac powers, simply called it huitlacoche (wee-tlah-KOH-cheh) variously translated as "raven excrement" or just plain "black shiat."

- Corn
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2021-07-24 7:14:37 AM  

anuran: NOLAhd: My grandfather used to call it "corn cancer" and fed those ears to his pigs.

Your grandfather was a fool or didn't know any Mexicans


why not both?
 
2021-07-24 7:40:46 AM  
Tom Lehrer approves.
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"...‟prurient", I looked that up, it means ‟having itching, morbid, or lewd and lascivious desires".
Now, surely that describes all of us here tonight."
 
2021-07-24 11:06:37 AM  

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Huh!
 
2021-07-24 11:20:21 AM  
I suppose next season, I'll just plant sweet corn in the entire garden and somehow infect the crop with ustilago maydis and ummmm......profit(?)

Farmers here in Iowa just throw that stuff to the pigs. Sounds like they're getting a gourmet meal. I  forage for morels, and I guess this isn't much different - but I just can't get past how it looks.
 
2021-07-24 2:17:29 PM  
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2021-07-24 5:49:13 PM  

markie_farkie: blender61: The canned stuff is crap.

An oldie but goodie on the canned stuff:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/0​00344.php


thank you! 'cos I came in here specifically to whine if'n there was no mention of Steve Don't Eat It ;-)
 
2021-07-24 5:59:31 PM  

blender61: markie_farkie: blender61: The canned stuff is crap.

An oldie but goodie on the canned stuff:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/0​00344.php

That was fun.
Now we have  5G, Bill Jewish microchips with space lasers. AND SHARKS. 

Admittedly, I'm spoiled, it's just not the same though.
(I have a cultural bias)

Now, If you have never had the fresh and are feeling adventurous then I'm all for somebody trying it out.
You'll like it. It's going to be different, but that is why you tried it.

I say this a lot of the "Mexican" food threads, if all you know is tacos, burritos and tortas,  you are really missing out.
We see this in seafood and the N/S divide.


last night we were at a local "Messican" place (look, it's called Las Margaritas, make you own conclusions) and I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the fried whole tilapia would order again AAA+++

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2021-07-24 8:07:29 PM  
Porn on the cob
 
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