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2021-07-23 3:07:12 PM  
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2021-07-23 3:10:13 PM  
Red pandas are metric, so they come in kilograms.
 
2021-07-23 3:21:25 PM  
 
2021-07-23 3:21:42 PM  
Like a racoon, only less hat-like.
 
2021-07-23 3:23:19 PM  
How many henways is that?
 
2021-07-23 3:30:59 PM  
I'm not on twitter, so someone else can post it?

https://twitter.com/darth
 
2021-07-23 3:33:12 PM  

FrostbiteFallsMN: I'm not on twitter, so someone else can post it?

https://twitter.com/darth


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2021-07-23 4:58:38 PM  
Red Panda standing by.

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2021-07-23 5:02:44 PM  
You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears
 
2021-07-23 5:04:10 PM  
The Bronx Zoo has them.

Bronx Zoo Red Panda
Youtube CdeHTZTpXM8



They look a lot like ginger racoons.
 
2021-07-23 5:11:53 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: The Bronx Zoo has them.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CdeHTZTp​XM8]


They look a lot like ginger racoons.


Since they are gingers they would naturally not have souls. They use their cuteness to lure you in and steal yours.
 
2021-07-23 5:43:14 PM  

scottydoesntknow: You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears


What? You weigh the food beforehand and then subtract that value it from the weight of the panda + food. You can't even get through middle school chemistry without knowing how to weigh some unknown using a known weight.
 
2021-07-23 5:44:43 PM  
Red Panda Pabu Ambushes, Pounces On Mom
Youtube DA0xBTxqxdM
 
2021-07-23 6:08:05 PM  
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2021-07-23 6:18:11 PM  

scottydoesntknow: You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears


The food outside is going to weigh the same when it gets inside, ya know.
 
2021-07-23 6:37:08 PM  

lindalouwho: scottydoesntknow: You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears

The food outside is going to weigh the same when it gets inside, ya know.


I don't know! I was looking for some kind of negative on this because that's what we do on the internet! And that goddamn plush animal that's too cute to function is farking that up!

So sue me!

/Don't sue me
 
2021-07-23 6:37:24 PM  

scottydoesntknow: You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears


The food you can weigh beforehand. I'm more concerned that his fluffy tail isn't on the scale; it's resting on the floor behind him.
 
2021-07-23 6:40:51 PM  
 
2021-07-23 6:51:44 PM  
I guess I was expecting something like this.

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2021-07-23 6:54:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: lindalouwho: scottydoesntknow: You're screwing up the data if you're feeding while trying to weigh it.

/That's as far as my internet cynicism can go when dealing with those adorable little raccoon bears

The food outside is going to weigh the same when it gets inside, ya know.

I don't know! I was looking for some kind of negative on this because that's what we do on the internet! And that goddamn plush animal that's too cute to function is farking that up!

So sue me!

/Don't sue me


Heh I couldn't resist teasing you.

You want Sued? Here ya go.
Susan Tedeschi - Kozmic Blues
Youtube N5kWXfWagXM
 
2021-07-23 7:53:06 PM  
Most baby animals are cute.  When it comes to adult animals, red pandas are at the top of the list of cuteness.  And when they go into their "fierce" stance to warn you off, they are even cuter.
 
2021-07-23 8:00:17 PM  

jclaggett: I guess I was expecting something like this.

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Your sick!

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2021-07-23 10:59:52 PM  
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2021-07-24 12:01:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Red pandas are metric, so they come in kilograms.


If they were marsupials, they'd come in koalagrams.
 
2021-07-24 12:23:41 AM  
My brain kept telling me that was a small child in an extremely realistic red panda costume.
 
2021-07-24 12:28:18 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: jclaggett: I guess I was expecting something like this.

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Your sick!

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2021-07-24 1:51:13 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Marcus Aurelius: Red pandas are metric, so they come in kilograms.

If they were marsupials, they'd come in koalagrams.


You may leave.
 
2021-07-24 10:29:27 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Marcus Aurelius: Red pandas are metric, so they come in kilograms.

If they were marsupials, they'd come in koalagrams.


This is coming from a liter?
 
2021-07-24 4:18:55 PM  
old Cantonese dadjoke:

haakmau haat'sit lah.
baakmau baat'sit lah.

hunghmau meyeh sihk?

haatbaat'sit!

a black cat is black.
a white cat is white.

what color is a red cat?

black and white!
 
2021-07-24 7:51:05 PM  
They are much less cooperative as babies.

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Our local zoo just had a several ugly ass baby red pandas born there.

https://www.southbendtribune.com/stor​y​/news/2021/07/22/south-bend-zoo-potawa​tomi-staff-endangered-animals-panda-cu​bs-indiana/8041676002/

//sqwee
 
2021-07-24 9:23:43 PM  
 
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