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(The Daily Beast)   Five "sovereign citizens" move into woman's mansion and claim it as their own, and they seem to be the worst of the worst, including a multiple sex offender, a fake lawyer, and a licensed dentist   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
"Dentists can do that?"
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4 days ago  
Of that one lady says she's a "noncitizen national" then I think she can be sent to Gitmo.  Seems fair.
 
4 days ago  
We should drop all these sovereign citizens on some island in the Alaskan archipelago and let them exert sovereignty over themselves and the polar bears.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
You've got a bad infestation of Trump Republicans. I can spray Covid 19 vaccine but it'll cost yah.
 
4 days ago  
There's really no one to cheer for in this story...
 
4 days ago  
You got insurance? Burn it down, collect the insurance money. You might even take a couple of assholes out in the process.
 
4 days ago  
Modiri reportedly refers to herself as a "noncitizen national" and has filed court documents attempting to take ownership of the home and another house in the area.

She's from American Samoa?
 
4 days ago  
My dentist says I have the nicest teeth he's ever come across

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4 days ago  
Arrest them for trespassing, sue them for damages, and confiscate all their stuff.

Just because you don't think laws apply to you doesn't mean you won't wind up in jail. In fact, once the first charge is made, you'll probably do a bunch of stuff leading to other charges.
 
4 days ago  

brantgoose: You've got a bad infestation of Trump Republicans. I can spray Covid 19 vaccine but it'll cost yah.


Drink!

/SovCit was a thing long long before trump
 
4 days ago  
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//oh no!
 
4 days ago  
I'm ok if we start shooting people like this.
 
4 days ago  

Shostie: There's really no one to cheer for in this story...


why because someone has a bigger house than you?
 
4 days ago  
I've lost count of the number of crimes committed here.
 
4 days ago  
Okay, so you think you are independent person of no nation and don't want to follow laws and pay taxes, whatever. But what makes you think you have the right to steal someone elses house? What if the current owner is a sovereign citizen? What if 24 hours later, another person steals it from you? I mean seriously, what is the line of thinking here? I would love to talk to one of these people.
 
4 days ago  
If they're sovcits, them have all US utilities cut off. Sorry, but the utility companies cannot operate internationally. No power, water, etc. Oh, and you need passports to go to the store. Then declare war.
 
4 days ago  
Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.
 
4 days ago  
Licensed?

Well, that rules out phil.
 
4 days ago  

Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.


Depending on where in MD, 1.5M is definitely not a mansion.
 
4 days ago  
Rand Paul?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

ongbok: You got insurance? Burn it down, collect the insurance money. You might even take a couple of assholes out in the process.


Is there a castle doctrine law in Maryland? The homeowner could just shoot them. Regardless of what the sovereign idiots are doing in court, it's still the homeowner's house and they're trespassing.
 
4 days ago  

Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.


And you're on what, both sides?

"My point stands."
"No it doesn't."

/lulz
 
4 days ago  

Rattrap007: I'm ok if we start shooting people like this.


Just wait awhile, the abolish the police movement is picking up steam and the national guard in my state is now offering free Armed Community  Patrol classes, Soon the criminals won't have the cops protecting them and we can take care of business.
 
4 days ago  

DoctorCal: Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.

And you're on what, both sides?

"My point stands."
"No it doesn't."

/lulz


I'm on the homeowner's side.
 
4 days ago  

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Came for P. Barnes, leaving happy.
 
4 days ago  

Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.


They didn't eat the inhabitants, so we the Farxist brigade hereby boos this action.
 
4 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.

Depending on where in MD, 1.5M is definitely not a mansion.


Yep, I have some aging hippie friends who scrimped and saved and bought a modest house in north Seattle (Maple Leaf neighborhood) 28 years ago. Not their fault it's now worth 1.25 million.
 
4 days ago  
Worst remake of The Breakfast Club.
 
4 days ago  

vilesithknight: I would love to talk to one of these people.


I doubt you would last if you actually had the opportunity.
 
4 days ago  

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I'm so thankfully our phone cam tech doesn't fail upon delivery of taser voltage.
 
4 days ago  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: ongbok: You got insurance? Burn it down, collect the insurance money. You might even take a couple of assholes out in the process.

Is there a castle doctrine law in Maryland? The homeowner could just shoot them. Regardless of what the sovereign idiots are doing in court, it's still the homeowner's house and they're trespassing.


Uh, slow down a bit cowboy.

You have to already be in your home when they arrive to shoot them.

If you just drive up later and open fire that's murder.

I support squatters rights on vacant buildings. There is a long-standing tradition of squatting empty buildings where I live, complicated by the fact that many buildings actually don't have a title. Yay colonialism.

This case isn't that. The house was listed to be sold, and not standing empty forever. I'd just move a bunch of smelly frat boys in on top of them and cry havoc. If the house gets totalled there will be a great story at least, and the sovcits will be made to suffer.
 
4 days ago  

illegal: Rattrap007: I'm ok if we start shooting people like this.

Just wait awhile, the abolish the police movement is picking up steam and the national guard in my state is now offering free Armed Community  Patrol classes, Soon the criminals won't have the cops protecting them and we can take care of business.


Well, those sure are words. All lined up in rows too.
 
4 days ago  
Sovereign citizen articles that reference their bogus legal documents are not complete without images or quotes from said documents. I want to stand in awe of the crazy.
 
4 days ago  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.

Depending on where in MD, 1.5M is definitely not a mansion.


This one is definitely a mansion...
Hidden among trees on two acres with an elegant outdoor terrace overlooking lush green forest, the 2½-story mansion boasts a stone fireplace and vaulted wood-beam ceilings, six bedrooms and five bathrooms, a deluxe butler's pantry and indoor pizza oven and large windows across the walls of the 10,000-square-foot space. There's even a treehouse with a wraparound porch.

Do I think the homeowner should pay higher taxes? Yes. Do I think a 10,000 sq ft home for two people is excessive and socially irresponsible? Probably. Do I think a bunch of chucklefarks have the "right" to move in to a house that isn't theirs? Absolutely not.
 
4 days ago  

Rattrap007: I'm ok if we start shooting people like this.


They've already asserted that the law doesn't apply to them, so yeah.
 
4 days ago  

illegal: Rattrap007: I'm ok if we start shooting people like this.

Just wait awhile, the abolish the police movement is picking up steam and the national guard in my state is now offering free Armed Community  Patrol classes, Soon the criminals won't have the cops protecting them and we can take care of business.


Username checks out.
 
4 days ago  

arrogantbastich: "Dentists can do that?"
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Wow! "Oily Taint" seems like a lifetime ago.
 
4 days ago  
Anyone wish to create joinder?
 
4 days ago  
Go hire a High School team of baseball players. Give them all bats and tell them "Batter up! I'm buying beer when you're done. Remember: hospital, not morgue!"
 
4 days ago  
So ... Republicans.
 
4 days ago  

Abox: Hmm hard to tell what side Farxists will come down on.  On the one hand it's a mansion.  On the other it's sov-cits.


What's this supposed to mean?
 
4 days ago  
I'd cut off cable, electricity, and water. Then buy a case of stink bombs.

For starters.
 
4 days ago  

NotARocketScientist: Arrest them for trespassing, sue them for damages, and confiscate all their stuff.

Just because you don't think laws apply to you doesn't mean you won't wind up in jail. In fact, once the first charge is made, you'll probably do a bunch of stuff leading to other charges.



Depends on squatters' rights laws in that particular town.  Here in PDX they'd be allowed to stay until a proper eviction process that takes months (and is on moratorium right now) has run its course.

Don't leave property unoccupied in some places.  It's a bad idea.
 
4 days ago  

vilesithknight: Okay, so you think you are independent person of no nation and don't want to follow laws and pay taxes, whatever. But what makes you think you have the right to steal someone elses house? What if the current owner is a sovereign citizen? What if 24 hours later, another person steals it from you? I mean seriously, what is the line of thinking here? I would love to talk to one of these people.


i can't help but think that would be a huge, unsatisfying mistake.
 
4 days ago  

yohohogreengiant: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: ongbok: You got insurance? Burn it down, collect the insurance money. You might even take a couple of assholes out in the process.

Is there a castle doctrine law in Maryland? The homeowner could just shoot them. Regardless of what the sovereign idiots are doing in court, it's still the homeowner's house and they're trespassing.

Uh, slow down a bit cowboy.

You have to already be in your home when they arrive to shoot them.

If you just drive up later and open fire that's murder.

I support squatters rights on vacant buildings. There is a long-standing tradition of squatting empty buildings where I live, complicated by the fact that many buildings actually don't have a title. Yay colonialism.

This case isn't that. The house was listed to be sold, and not standing empty forever. I'd just move a bunch of smelly frat boys in on top of them and cry havoc. If the house gets totalled there will be a great story at least, and the sovcits will be made to suffer.


You should read TFA more carefully. The sovcits changed the locks, and the police couldn't get them to come out. The only way they finally got busted is the cops staked the place out until they emerged.

Otherwise I guess the cops could have used a battering ram on the front door, but that might tend to affect the salability of the property.

Also, the sovcits tried to do a bunch of tricksy court maneuvers to tangle thngs up. They'll lose eventually, but it'll be a big mess and a headache until then.
 
4 days ago  
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Can this really be the same sovcit lady from the article?
 
4 days ago  
Little shop of horrors - Dentist! (Old upload)
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4 days ago  
I think the home owner should hire a couple of construction workers to do a baseball bat walk through  and take out all the garbage ..
 
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