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(Salon)   In today's edition of the Conservative Ouroboros Candace "Hitler wasn't such a bad guy at first" Owens demands that Turning Point USA ban Tomi Lahren from their conference because she supports Caitlyn Jenner   (salon.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Trump punditCandace Owens, Conservatism, Associated Press Athlete of the Year, The Pillar, Bruce Jenner, Owens' remarks, Fox Nation hostTomi Lahren, Caitlyn Jenner  
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4 days ago  
I love seeing the swamp creatures turn on each other.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
I mean, this is CPAC... I'm sure the audience would accept a mud wrestling match between the two on stage to settle the argument.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
That's not the Mad Libs I would have created.
 
4 days ago  
Subby, I do not think that word means what you think it means

Ouroboros expresses the unity of all things, material and spiritual,
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Subby, I do not think that word means what you think it means

Ouroboros expresses the unity of all things, material and spiritual,


Yes, but I get it.  It's also something eating itself. I see it as a valid use here. Let's not be THAT pedantic.
 
4 days ago  
FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

JFC, she just vomits up Yang worship words at random like a chat bot coded by a toddler on acid.
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."


Actually, most of what constitutes "Modern Far-right Christian Faith" came WELL after the Constitution.
 
4 days ago  
LET THEM FIGHT
 
4 days ago  
That's not my fetish.
 
4 days ago  
Ebony and ivory see each other very scornfully,
Side by side on the Fox News Channel, oh Lord, fight with glee!

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4 days ago  
Ted Lieu Holds His Phone
A Nazi Loving Moron
Scowls In Impotence
 
4 days ago  
Trashcan Lorman vs. Auntie Thomasina...

I don't see a problem here.
 
4 days ago  
My take is that the RNC knows Jenner is basically a spoiler candidate and is using Owens to poison the well of candidacy. The whole goddamn thing is rotten to the core...all of them
 
4 days ago  
And conversely it wouldn't surprise me if Lahren wants Owens blacklisted.
 
4 days ago  
The pool of conservatives who can be swayed by grifters is large but not infinite. Owens is just trying to kneecap a rival.
 
4 days ago  
Why does anyne care what any of these people think or say? They're all talking heads, in no positions of power or authority, with no meaningful policy input, and no qualifications for anything they're talking about.
 
4 days ago  
How can we make our tent smaller?  We are smrt people.
 
4 days ago  
"Neither one of them can vote here anyway"

Hilarious -- unfortunately everything is national, now.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

dletter: I mean, this is CPAC... I'm sure the audience would accept a mud wrestling match between the two on stage to settle the argument.


If the DNC wanted to sell more seats, they'd host the rematch.
 
4 days ago  
What is it the urbanites say, about game recognizing game?
 
4 days ago  
Owens suggested that the big-tent analogy did not apply "when you're talking about positions of power."

We hate you but vote for us anyway.
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

JFC, she just vomits up Yang worship words at random like a chat bot coded by a toddler on acid.


paganism came before their faith, so checkmate jesutard.
 
4 days ago  

dletter: Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

Actually, most of what constitutes "Modern Far-right Christian Faith" came WELL after the Constitution.


Excellent point. I've had evangelicals insist everything in the Constitution came from the Bible. I mean  maybe being ok with slavery, I'll give 'em that
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

JFC, she just vomits up Yang worship words at random like a chat bot coded by a toddler on acid.


Can we change "you will not speak it" to just "you will not speak"?  She sucks the IQ out of a room every time she opens her mouth.

/excellent semi-obscure reference
 
4 days ago  
Isn't the proper term "cancel" Tammy Laryngitis from their conference, not ban?
 
4 days ago  
It's alway good to see the conservatives loudly announce their bigotry. It's so much easier nowadays when they gave some lip service to being inclusive-big tent and all.

However, let's not fool ourselves into thinking Owens is any more than a third rate grifter. A scant few years ago, she was a liberal pundit, but just couldn't make any coin off of it. Everyone knows there's big money to be made in Trumpist outrage. This is just to line her pockets a bit more. Sometimes I wish I could be an unscrupulous hack and fleece the rubes, but I just can't bring myself to being a hypocritical scumbag. Call it a personality disorder, if you must.

That being said, the only thing that *isn't* repulsive about Jenner *is* her transgendered status.
 
4 days ago  

HallsOfMandos: let_them_fight.jpg


Wait, so Candace "Really Hitler wasn't so bad" Owens wants to cancel "Caravan of Diseases" Tomi Lahren? I thoughts Conservatives hated "cancel culture" amongst other things like ni*BONG!*rs?
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

JFC, she just vomits up Yang worship words at random like a chat bot coded by a toddler on acid.


There is just so much wrong with those two sentences.  She should be institutionalized, post-haste.
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: dletter: Pats_Cloth_Coat: FTA: "And you're saying you're endorsing trangenderism, which is one of the biggest threats to the pillar of faith. Let's not forget, faith came before the Constitution."

Actually, most of what constitutes "Modern Far-right Christian Faith" came WELL after the Constitution.

Excellent point. I've had evangelicals insist everything in the Constitution came from the Bible. I mean  maybe being ok with slavery, I'll give 'em that


I worked with a guy who was a Reverend that claimed all our laws were based on the  10 Commandments. After I shredded his argument he didn't talk to me that much anymore.
 
4 days ago  

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Ted Lieu: my favorite serial killer.
 
4 days ago  
Well, one is an antisemitic Nazi sympathizer, and the other is a fascist nutbag. Hard to know who to root for.
 
4 days ago  
It's pretty bad when Tammy is enough of a shiatbag for you.
 
4 days ago  

skinink: Ebony and ivory see each other very scornfully,
Side by side on the Fox News Channel, oh Lord, fight with glee!

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What's with the Seinfeld-esque Puffy Shirts?  Are they pirates?
 
4 days ago  
I've been calling her Trashcan Lannister for so long I'd forgotten her real name.
 
4 days ago  

animal color: Well, one is an antisemitic Nazi sympathizer, and the other is a fascist nutbag. Hard to know who to root for.


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/Team Aldo
 
4 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Excellent point. I've had evangelicals insist everything in the Constitution came from the Bible. I mean maybe being ok with slavery, I'll give 'em that


How exactly does freedom of religion come from the Bible?

Oh, wait - I forgot their version of "freedom of religion" is that you can be any type of Christian you want (as long as it's not Catholic, Mormon, Jehova's Witness, Unitarian, Eastern Orthodox, Coptic, etc.).
 
4 days ago  

Xythero: It's pretty bad when Tammy is enough of a shiatbag for you.


Imagine how bad you must be when Tammy Lauren isn't the huge asshole in a two party conflict.
 
4 days ago  
Mordor orcs versus Uruk-hai.
 
4 days ago  
I don't understand what disqualifies Jenner from being a completely unqualified asshole like the rest of the Republicans.
 
4 days ago  

mrshowrules: I don't understand what disqualifies Jenner from being a completely unqualified asshole like the rest of the Republicans.


Chick with a dick=ick
 
4 days ago  
With apologies to Aunjanue Ellis and Denise Richards:
Sistah Girl vs. White She-Devil [Undercover Brother]
Youtube ULrPaYs2M-k
 
4 days ago  

inglixthemad: HallsOfMandos: let_them_fight.jpg

Wait, so Candace "Really Hitler wasn't so bad" Owens wants to cancel "Caravan of Diseases" Tomi Lahren? I thoughts Conservatives hated "cancel culture" amongst other things like ni*BONG!*rs?


Conservatives have always been the driving force of cancel culture, well before the term existed. That's why it's so ridiculous when they rail against it.
 
4 days ago  

dletter: I mean, this is CPAC... I'm sure the audience would accept a mud wrestling match between the two on stage to settle the argument.


Which is fine until Tammi's stitches pop out and her forehead goes back to being movie theater sized and her scalp pulls back and curls up like an 80 year old's foreskin.

/not something you want to see I guess is the point I'm trying to get across here
//unless you're into that sort of thing, not judging
 
4 days ago  
"If you do anything that is against the family unit, you are not a conservative."

Says the person supporting a twice divorced president.
 
4 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Pats_Cloth_Coat: Subby, I do not think that word means what you think it means

Ouroboros expresses the unity of all things, material and spiritual,

Yes, but I get it.  It's also something eating itself. I see it as a valid use here. Let's not be THAT pedantic.


Where do you think you are?
 
4 days ago  

dletter: I mean, this is CPAC... I'm sure the audience would accept a mud wrestling match between the two on stage to settle the argument.


For proper coverage, the mud should be approximately 15 meters deep and heated to 105C.
 
4 days ago  
Fox needs to have a version of the view and these two can be the first cohosts, get a few more conservative twats and just watch them eat each other and see who can be the first to suckle on Trumps taint.
 
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