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(Blog Toronto)   Man breaks into woman's apartment to try on her clothes and cook. She's found a keeper   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, Toronto Police, Victim, Female, English-language films, Clothing, Crime, Gender, Male  
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1465 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2021 at 6:15 PM (48 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-07-22 6:19:23 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-07-22 6:22:23 PM  
4 votes:
It sounds as if he had already eaten the meal that he cooked. Perceptive of her to pick up on that selfish red flag. She was probably better off calling the police.
2021-07-22 6:30:09 PM  
4 votes:
Well how did they fit?

What did he cook?

My gawd reporting has gone to total shiat these days!
2021-07-22 6:18:40 PM  
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2021-07-22 7:14:49 PM  
3 votes:
"What the hell? Get out of my -- wait, is that garbanzo bean taco salad and freshly juiced ginger pomegranate orange juice? Hang on... let me just... there. Now with those cuffs on you can't sneak out when I'm not looking."
2021-07-22 5:11:22 PM  
2 votes:
Well, at least he likes her taste.
2021-07-22 7:02:35 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-07-22 7:04:46 PM  
2 votes:
Wait... aren't there cross-dressers in other soccer positions as well, subby?
2021-07-22 6:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
2021-07-22 7:49:43 PM  
1 vote:
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"Oh, you wear that belted!"
2021-07-22 8:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
Bob Rivers - Walking Round In Womens Underwear
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2021-07-22 9:14:32 PM  
1 vote:
Goalies are weird.
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