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(Blog Toronto)   Man breaks into woman's apartment to try on her clothes and cook. She's found a keeper   ( divider line
    More: Creepy, Toronto Police, Victim, Female, English-language films, Clothing, Crime, Gender, Male  
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1438 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2021 at 6:15 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-07-22 4:47:24 PM  
Some studies have shown that married couples with similar body sizes do have happier marriages or stay together longer, whatever metric they were shooting for.
2021-07-22 5:11:22 PM  
Well, at least he likes her taste.
2021-07-22 6:18:40 PM Full Size
2021-07-22 6:19:23 PM  
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2021-07-22 6:22:23 PM  
It sounds as if he had already eaten the meal that he cooked. Perceptive of her to pick up on that selfish red flag. She was probably better off calling the police.
2021-07-22 6:24:38 PM  
Was that wrong?
2021-07-22 6:27:48 PM  

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Oh Rudy--
What a man of many talents!
2021-07-22 6:28:57 PM  
2021-07-22 6:30:09 PM  
Well how did they fit?

What did he cook?

My gawd reporting has gone to total shiat these days!
2021-07-22 6:43:53 PM  

/ everyone is now
2021-07-22 6:46:31 PM  
So he's guilty of stealing food, clothing, and shelter.......I thought Canada was supposed to be all about the socialisms.
2021-07-22 7:02:35 PM  
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2021-07-22 7:04:46 PM  
Wait... aren't there cross-dressers in other soccer positions as well, subby?
2021-07-22 7:14:44 PM  
Classic case of a witch, or warlock in this case. No matter how much that poor woman pleads with the police they'll never believe her. She'll end up locked in a mental institution in that man's body where the warlocks trapped her.
2021-07-22 7:14:49 PM  
"What the hell? Get out of my -- wait, is that garbanzo bean taco salad and freshly juiced ginger pomegranate orange juice? Hang on... let me just... there. Now with those cuffs on you can't sneak out when I'm not looking."
2021-07-22 7:28:48 PM  
Maybe that's a thing on Vulcan.
2021-07-22 7:33:15 PM  

casual disregard: Creeper.

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2021-07-22 7:49:43 PM  
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"Oh, you wear that belted!"
2021-07-22 8:33:26 PM  
Bob Rivers - Walking Round In Womens Underwear
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2021-07-22 9:14:32 PM  
Goalies are weird.
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