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(NBC Sports)   Kraken assembles high-paid team for court battles across the USA   (nhl.nbcsports.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
Context HOTY here.
 
4 days ago  
Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.


It's the best court you can name.
 
4 days ago  

aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.


Let's Do That Hockey
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4 days ago  

aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.


It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!
 
4 days ago  

puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!


that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.
 
4 days ago  
NHL Schedule Announced: https://media.nhl.com/publi​c/news/15213

/may need to copy that link. Fark doesn't like linking from there
 
4 days ago  
The writer was trying to be too cute and it resulted in an unreadable article.
 
4 days ago  
The audio issues were ridiculous.

Beautiful scene, though.  Go Kraken.
 
4 days ago  

chucknasty: puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!

that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.


The" FC ____" names (and REAL SALT GOF*CKYOYRSELF) really piss me off.
 
4 days ago  

puffy999: chucknasty: puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!

that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.

The" FC ____" names (and REAL SALT GOF*CKYOYRSELF) really piss me off.


oh god. this!! united, real, just stop.
 
4 days ago  

chucknasty: puffy999: chucknasty: puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!

that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.

The" FC ____" names (and REAL SALT GOF*CKYOYRSELF) really piss me off.

oh god. this!! united, real, just stop.


Err... those were stolen from America, not the other way around (except the FC bit, except, my trivia brain screams, there was a Soccer team called --- United. Can't remember which city, but it was a conglomerate. New York?).

/Anyway, the main point ish that your mother'sh a hoor Trebek.
 
3 days ago  

chucknasty: puffy999: chucknasty: puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!

that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.

The" FC ____" names (and REAL SALT GOF*CKYOYRSELF) really piss me off.

oh god. this!! united, real, just stop.


I'm surprised nobody has tried tacking on a number to the team name yet like some Bundesliga teams.
 
3 days ago  

Cheesehead_Dave: chucknasty: puffy999: chucknasty: puckrock2000: aimtastic: Ah yes, nothing better than taking in a game on the good old hockey court.

It's a "pitch", you wanker.

/Oi!

that is something that really annoys me about soccer in the US. they just steal UK terms. it is a field not a pitch, it is a uniform not a kit, it is the standings not a table (well it is technically a table) it is a schedule not a fixture. and wearing scarfs like you are at Hogwarts is cultural appropriation to an extreme.
go Timbers, go Thorns but I wish your fans would come up with their own schtick. it is like high schoolers listening to Bob Marley, The Doors or the Dead. get your own counterculture and quick coat tailing your parents and grandparents.

The" FC ____" names (and REAL SALT GOF*CKYOYRSELF) really piss me off.

oh god. this!! united, real, just stop.

I'm surprised nobody has tried tacking on a number to the team name yet like some Bundesliga teams.


Houston tried that, but they picked the year the white dudes kicked all the Mexicans out. Unsurprisingly, that didn't go over all that well w/ the Houston soccer fans.

https://www.chron.com/sports/dynamo/a​r​ticle/Goodbye-1836-hello-Houston-Dynam​o-1634753.php
 
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