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(USA Today)   "He had Rudy Giuliani running all over the country, claiming fraud. He never had one bit of fraud in all those lawsuits he filed and statements he made." --- yes, Bob Dole is still alive and not on a pizza   (usatoday.com) divider line
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2021-07-22 1:38:17 PM  
Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.
 
2021-07-22 1:38:45 PM  
"That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries.
"I don't like to second-guess, but I do believe we've lost something,"


In the same article he says he's a trumper. Article also says his mind is still sharp. Sorry assholes, you can't be both.

He should know exactly what it is that's gone from politics, since his side purged all their progressives in the 90's and there's been none of his 'proud moments' ever since. Just bullshiat fascism draped in neo-conservative clothing.

farking useless gasbag. I hope he sees the Brittney Spears dancing video from a few days back and drops dead.
 
2021-07-22 1:41:27 PM  
Maybe if Dole and Gingrich had not ushered in the non partisan scorched earth methods we would not have lost that something he can't put a handle on
 
2021-07-22 1:43:15 PM  
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2021-07-22 1:44:29 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.


Maybe when he was younger and getting mauled in battle. I'd wager the last 40+ years have been fairly luxurious. Especially on the healthcare front. He doesn't get the same care you do, peasant.
 
2021-07-22 1:45:12 PM  
Dole described Biden as "a great, kind, upstanding, decent person."

Bob Dole is a raging liberal. Bob Dole!
 
2021-07-22 1:45:31 PM  
"That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries."

You first biatch.
 
2021-07-22 1:46:02 PM  

arrogantbastich: "That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries.
"I don't like to second-guess, but I do believe we've lost something,"


In the same article he says he's a trumper. Article also says his mind is still sharp. Sorry assholes, you can't be both.

He should know exactly what it is that's gone from politics, since his side purged all their progressives in the 90's and there's been none of his 'proud moments' ever since. Just bullshiat fascism draped in neo-conservative clothing.

farking useless gasbag. I hope he sees the Brittney Spears dancing video from a few days back and drops dead.


Wait... Britney Spears dancing video?
 
2021-07-22 1:46:27 PM  

optikeye: "That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries."

You first biatch.


"I broke this. You need to compromise on fixing it."
 
2021-07-22 1:47:03 PM  

cretinbob: [i.imgur.com image 500x331] [View Full Size image _x_]


No! No pineapple (Dole) on pizza!!
 
2021-07-22 1:48:57 PM  

NewportBarGuy: cretinbob: [i.imgur.com image 500x331] [View Full Size image _x_]

No! No pineapple (Dole) on pizza!!


I don't even want pineapple on YOUR half. Why won't you compromise?
 
2021-07-22 1:49:58 PM  

arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.

Maybe when he was younger and getting mauled in battle. I'd wager the last 40+ years have been fairly luxurious. Especially on the healthcare front. He doesn't get the same care you do, peasant.


Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it goes?
 
2021-07-22 1:51:41 PM  
GFY, Company Man.
 
2021-07-22 1:52:09 PM  
He said he was a Trumper. Fark him.
 
2021-07-22 1:53:10 PM  
Thank you Captain Bobvious.
 
2021-07-22 1:53:33 PM  

Pinche Mateo: arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.

Maybe when he was younger and getting mauled in battle. I'd wager the last 40+ years have been fairly luxurious. Especially on the healthcare front. He doesn't get the same care you do, peasant.

Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it goes?


What, get mauled in battle or live in pampered luxury? I'll be honest with you, only one of those things is likely to happen, and it's not the thing you were too stupid to be specific about.
 
2021-07-22 1:53:41 PM  
Bob Dole wants anchovies and pineapple on the whole pizza.
 
2021-07-22 1:54:00 PM  
Don't need to hold up the charade anymore I guess now that he's bowing out...
 
2021-07-22 1:54:16 PM  

arrogantbastich: "That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries.
"I don't like to second-guess, but I do believe we've lost something,"


In the same article he says he's a trumper. Article also says his mind is still sharp. Sorry assholes, you can't be both.

He should know exactly what it is that's gone from politics, since his side purged all their progressives in the 90's and there's been none of his 'proud moments' ever since. Just bullshiat fascism draped in neo-conservative clothing.

farking useless gasbag. I hope he sees the Brittney Spears dancing video from a few days back and drops dead.


Oh, his mind could still be sharp.  Perhaps he just realizes that Republican policies are more easily implemented with a Republican president - decency, honor, rule of law, decorum, facts, be damned.
 
2021-07-22 1:54:43 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wait... Britney Spears dancing video?


Easy boy.
 
2021-07-22 1:54:49 PM  
Of course that stoner wants pineapple on his pizza
 
2021-07-22 1:54:53 PM  
Bobdoledaho

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/ also Bobdolewa
 
2021-07-22 1:55:54 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: Oh, his mind could still be sharp.  Perhaps he just realizes that Republican policies are more easily implemented with a Republican president - decency, honor, rule of law, decorum, facts, be damned.


Calculating isn't necessarily the same thing as 'sharp'.
 
2021-07-22 1:56:27 PM  
Pepsi Commercial - Britney Spears featuring Bob Dole
Youtube Jt8uNG02ixA
 
2021-07-22 1:57:40 PM  

cretinbob: [i.imgur.com image 500x331]


So...

/its come to this
 
2021-07-22 1:59:29 PM  
"I can't get my hand on it,"

Let go of the pen!
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I know - it's mean -- but he makes no apologies for Trump -- after defending Nixon 50 years earlier.

He should be ridiculed.
 
2021-07-22 2:00:07 PM  
It's a breath of fresh air to hear a Republican that isn't dumber than a bag of cat shiat speak.

""I'm a Trumper," Dole said at one point"

Oh wait...nevermind
 
2021-07-22 2:01:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/Jt8uNG02​ixA?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


Sorry dude. I'm on a Pepsico/Frito-Lay boycott.
 
2021-07-22 2:03:31 PM  

arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.

Maybe when he was younger and getting mauled in battle. I'd wager the last 40+ years have been fairly luxurious. Especially on the healthcare front. He doesn't get the same care you do, peasant.

Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it goes?

What, get mauled in battle or live in pampered luxury? I'll be honest with you, only one of those things is likely to happen, and it's not the thing you were too stupid to be specific about.


Careful, you might inhale a Cheeto.
 
2021-07-22 2:04:02 PM  
Senator Dole, you chose to partner with Gerald Ford after he chose to pardon a criminal president, then you endorsed a known Russian money-launderer for president. Your judgment is shiat. Nobody cares what you think.

You're no statesman, you're the worst sort of partisan hack and I hope you find the looming prospect of your mortality terrifying.

Your death inside the confines of Watergate will be utterly poetic.
 
2021-07-22 2:04:05 PM  
He was one of the few elders of the traditional Republican establishment to endorse Donald Trump in 2016 and the only former presidential nominee to attend the convention that nominated Trump.

Well, Bob Dole, then Cyberluddite says Bob Dole can go fark himself with his shriveled little Viagra-enhanced pecker.

Sorry, Dr. Bob Dole Frankenstein, while I appreciate the sentiment, it's a little late late to pick up a torch and join the villagers who are out there trying to find and destroy the monster, given that you were one of the ones who helped create him.
 
2021-07-22 2:04:44 PM  

RasIanI: "I can't get my hand on it,"

Let go of the pen!
[Fark user image 425x318]

I know - it's mean -- but he makes no apologies for Trump -- after defending Nixon 50 years earlier.

He should be ridiculed.


Don't worry, he'll soon be deader than Bob Dole's dick.
 
2021-07-22 2:06:38 PM  

Pinche Mateo: arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: arrogantbastich: Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.

Maybe when he was younger and getting mauled in battle. I'd wager the last 40+ years have been fairly luxurious. Especially on the healthcare front. He doesn't get the same care you do, peasant.

Why don't you give it a try and let us know how it goes?

What, get mauled in battle or live in pampered luxury? I'll be honest with you, only one of those things is likely to happen, and it's not the thing you were too stupid to be specific about.

Careful, you might inhale a Cheeto.


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2021-07-22 2:08:50 PM  

flamark: RasIanI: "I can't get my hand on it,"

Let go of the pen!
[Fark user image 425x318]

I know - it's mean -- but he makes no apologies for Trump -- after defending Nixon 50 years earlier.

He should be ridiculed.

Don't worry, he'll soon be deader than Bob Dole's dick.


Lol - I'd forgotten that he was the original poster boy for Vitamin V

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2021-07-22 2:14:16 PM  
Bob Dole.  Wasn't he that guy with electile dysfunction?
 
2021-07-22 2:15:55 PM  
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Bob Dole can eat my farts.
 
2021-07-22 2:16:48 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Bob Dole is an unbelievably tough mofo.


The list of living Republicans that I have respect for is astonishing small, and getting smaller.

Bob Dole is at the top of it, though.
 
2021-07-22 2:17:34 PM  
Dole is a bitter, angry dick.  If there was a god, he would have given Bob stage 4 lung cancer by now.
 
2021-07-22 2:19:48 PM  
A long time ago, before some of you were born, I actually voted for Bob Dole for POTUS. That's back when I was young and Republican, it was my first election.

And I'm deeply ashamed I voted for this waste of human fleshmeat. It is not possible to have basic human decency towards other human beings and yet still support Trump. It's a direct contradiction. He's openly corrupt, childish, mean spirited, and an egomaniac. But Bob Dole still supports Trump. Even after everything, including coup attempt.

FTFA:
"I don't like to second-guess, but I do believe we've lost something," he said. "I can't get my hand on it, but we're just not quite where we should be, as the greatest democracy in the world. And I don't know how you correct it, but I keep hoping that there will be a change in my lifetime."

We didn't LOSE it, you and your ilk DESTROYED it. When you defended Nixon, when you jumped at the chance to elect the similarly corrupt Trump, and then defended him... You ignored what's right in order to secure what you desire, and betrayed your country and its people in the process.

Now he's at the end of his life complaining about the damage he himself worked to help cause? Damage he profited from, and is going to be everyone else's problems to suffer with while his own family continues to enjoy the wealth and comfort his sadism with a folksy smile delivered to him?

Fark you Bob Dole. Hey cancer, you're already way too late - so hurry up and finish this shiatbag off already, would you?
 
2021-07-22 2:20:13 PM  
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DOB BOLE!
 
2021-07-22 2:20:28 PM  
Dear Bob,
Session 9 Fuck You
Youtube mz5ODQCueP8
 
2021-07-22 2:20:49 PM  

arrogantbastich: NateAsbestos: Wait... Britney Spears dancing video?

Easy boy.


(._. )
 
2021-07-22 2:21:09 PM  

optikeye: "That willingness to have a conversation, make a compromise, reach a deal seems elusive these days, he worries."

You first biatch.


If one person wants to paint a house green and the other wants to paint the house yellow, there can be negotiations, give-and-take and compromise.

If one side thinks vaccines are safe and effective, and the other side says they are not, there is no compromise possible.

If one side says climate change is real and the other side says it is not, there is no compromise possible.

If one side thinks police brutality is unacceptable, and the other side thinks that it is acceptable, there is no compromise possible.
 
2021-07-22 2:23:10 PM  
fark Bob Dole.

fark the 1976 version.
fark the 1996 version.
And particularly fark the "I'm a Trumper" version.
 
2021-07-22 2:24:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: A long time ago, before some of you were born, I actually voted for Bob Dole for POTUS.


Ah, come on. No one here was born after 1996.

/ uh, right?
// really?
/// OH CRAP we're old
 
2021-07-22 2:25:05 PM  
I have great personal respect for Dole's service, but sit down and shut the fark up up dude. You're a day late and a dollar short and comically ignoring your own nontrivial role in the creation of the circumstances that led to Trump.
 
2021-07-22 2:31:57 PM  
"I'm a Trumper," and "He lost...I hate that he lost, but they did."

Yeah, Fark you, you old ass fascist. If you saw any of the shiate that Trump did and said, "hey, I think that's ok," then you're a bad farking person. You're a person who likes to piss on people, figuratively. You're a racist. You're a bigot. You're a misogynist. You're an ableist. You hear the worst of people...you hear their rhetoric, and you think, "hey, that sounds like it represents me and my values!"

Fark him straight up the arse.
 
2021-07-22 2:39:11 PM  
The only real thing tRump did for the GOP is lower the bar so far that Bob Dole is now somehow respectable, everything is relative I guess!
 
2021-07-22 2:42:13 PM  
He a Trumper so I'm betting he was secretly a fan of GG Allin, too. Especially the coprophagia.
 
2021-07-22 2:49:27 PM  

UNC_Samurai: [pbs.twimg.com image 400x400]
DOB BOLE!


WHO ATE BOB DOLE'S PEANUT BUTTER?!
 
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