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(Fox News)   People are shoving garlic up their nose to clear their sinuses. Can't wait for them to discover the benefits of inserting skinned ginger root into their butts   (foxnews.com) divider line
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2021-07-22 1:45:02 PM  
It has benefits too?
 
2021-07-22 1:45:50 PM  

cretinbob: It has benefits too?


I haven't seen any benefits.

Wait...
 
2021-07-22 1:50:50 PM  
Keeps vampires away from butt stuff
 
2021-07-22 1:52:19 PM  
Well, it does add a nice fragrant aroma to a pu pu platter.
 
2021-07-22 2:02:28 PM  
Our species cured polio, invented calculus, and traveled to the moon, BTW. Then came TikTok.
 
2021-07-22 2:17:37 PM  
The skinned ginger root thing sounds like an Irish scam.
 
2021-07-22 2:17:54 PM  
Ghost peppers in your pee hole will alleviate the pain from UTI's

/because the uti will be the least of your concerns
 
2021-07-22 2:18:38 PM  
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2021-07-22 2:18:42 PM  
Gets me to run a fast furlong.
 
2021-07-22 2:18:52 PM  
Chinese mustard.  FTW.  Apocalyptic sinus clearing.
 
2021-07-22 2:19:22 PM  
Eat a dollop of wasabi.  Or a couple of raw Thai peppers.
 
2021-07-22 2:19:26 PM  
That's nothing have you ever had a sizzling cinnamon stick urethra tonic?
 
2021-07-22 2:19:30 PM  
I keep mine clear with ingesting mass quantities of jalapenos and hot sauce.

Of course, having congenital Anosmia (and now all you Covid-suffering biatches understand what it's like to live like that) means that I can have as much as I want without the normal reactions you snifferly-able people do.

Having dealt with nasal polyps for the past 22 years (and 3 surgeries), found eating these things helps keep them down as well.
 
2021-07-22 2:19:53 PM  
Wasabi ftw
 
2021-07-22 2:21:06 PM  
There are some things even Ginger won't do.

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2021-07-22 2:21:30 PM  
Urethral sounding with a poison ivy twig does wonders
 
2021-07-22 2:22:14 PM  
TikTok. The meeting place for intellectuals across the globe. Great place to find sound medical advice.
 
2021-07-22 2:23:30 PM  

mofa: Our species cured polio, invented calculus, and traveled to the moon, BTW. Then came TikTok.


The people who did those things were the brightest among us, but the idiots were there all along. In the past they simply got eaten by hyenas or accidentally set themselves on fire, and no one noticed or cared because they weren't on social media.
 
2021-07-22 2:26:56 PM  
Followed by Shilling vast quantities of apple cider vinegar
 
2021-07-22 2:27:51 PM  
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2021-07-22 2:29:17 PM  

tuxq: Ghost peppers in your pee hole will alleviate the pain from UTI's

/because the uti will be the least of your concerns


I planted carolina reapers this year and am now waiting to see a squirrel burst into flames.
 
2021-07-22 2:29:25 PM  

advex101: Followed by Shilling vast quantities of apple cider vinegar


Swilling
 
2021-07-22 2:31:47 PM  
And here I just thought it was a lifehack that gives the attention-starved a reason to post themselves pantsless on tictac.
 
2021-07-22 2:33:15 PM  
Practice safe ginger insertions.
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2021-07-22 2:33:52 PM  

TTFK: I keep mine clear with ingesting mass quantities of jalapenos and hot sauce.

Of course, having congenital Anosmia (and now all you Covid-suffering biatches understand what it's like to live like that) means that I can have as much as I want without the normal reactions you snifferly-able people do.


Unless you have no anus also, I think you'll have one of the reactions we do, albeit later in the day.
 
2021-07-22 2:35:34 PM  
I hear a banana up your ass will make your stock portfolio improve.
 
2021-07-22 2:35:58 PM  
A little ashamed to admit it, but in my younger days I used to eat garlic cloves.
 
2021-07-22 2:36:38 PM  
Figgers someone would come up with that headline.
 
2021-07-22 2:37:28 PM  
When I learned that during the Dark Ages people would use animal dung to help with sore throats I couldn't believe anyone really did.

I no longer doubt any of it.
 
2021-07-22 2:39:43 PM  

Sexy Jesus: And here I just thought it was a lifehack that gives the attention-starved a reason to post themselves pantsless on tictac.


Pantsless on tick tock is my post black album Metallica cover band
 
2021-07-22 2:39:44 PM  

iToad: A little ashamed to admit it, but in my younger days I used to eat garlic cloves.


What's wrong with that when a recipe calls for crushed garlic I just throw in a fistful of cloves
 
2021-07-22 2:40:11 PM  
Here, I got something that'll clear your sinuses...no, come closer...closer....SMACK!
Now, let's work on that not being a dumbass thing and all.
 
2021-07-22 2:40:20 PM  

The Bunyip: When I learned that during the Dark Ages people would use animal dung to help with sore throats I couldn't believe anyone really did.

I no longer doubt any of it.


Did they use that as a makeshift diaphragm also
 
2021-07-22 2:40:22 PM  

Prof. Frink: tuxq: Ghost peppers in your pee hole will alleviate the pain from UTI's

/because the uti will be the least of your concerns

I planted carolina reapers this year and am now waiting to see a squirrel burst into flames.


Please film that! Or at least post pics!
 
2021-07-22 2:45:51 PM  

cretinbob: It has benefits too?


It made my breath smell better.
 
2021-07-22 2:46:41 PM  

thehellisthis: The skinned ginger root thing sounds like an Irish scam.


I'mma do this whole thread a solid:

It's a sex thing. Skinned ginger root carved into a butt plug is a BDSM painplay thing. Also a joke from Night Watch, where apparently the non-butt-plug version is used to piss off and freak out oxen to break a seige-breaking engine.

/do not. EVER. do that to a horse\ox\what have you.
//if you're kinky do research first.
 
2021-07-22 2:47:41 PM  

Ol' Derpy Bastard: [Fark user image 500x669]


Hey, thanks, friend. Apparently you had that covered.
 
2021-07-22 2:49:11 PM  

Atomic Jonb: I hear a banana up your ass will make your stock portfolio improve.


This was just a rumor, which I was able to scientifically disprove by running double blind tests. My research assistants each had various fruits and vegetables inserted into their rectums, and the only measurable outcome was that I'm not allowed back at that Famer's Market any more.
 
2021-07-22 2:53:25 PM  
Verb
feague (third-person singular simple present feagues, present participle feaguing, simple past and past participle feagued)

To increase the liveliness of a horse by inserting an irritant, such as a piece of peeled raw ginger or a live eel, in its anus.
 
2021-07-22 2:54:03 PM  
These work great and you don't have garlic up your nose.

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2021-07-22 2:55:12 PM  

iToad: A little ashamed to admit it, but in my younger days I used to eat garlic cloves.


I still do that; it's tasty; but I eat sweet red onions like apples as well.

/yes, I'm weird
//been known to eat freshly roasted coffee beans too
///Without the chocolate, that stuff's nasty
 
2021-07-22 2:55:58 PM  

tuxq: Ghost peppers in your pee hole will alleviate the pain from UTI's

/because the uti will be the least of your concerns


Ghost Peppers in your Pee Hole is the name of my semi autobiographical collection of short stories, based on my travels around the Caribbean.
 
2021-07-22 2:57:40 PM  

Tyrosine: These work great and you don't have garlic up your nose.

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OH! I got the wrong thing! I've been using this.

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2021-07-22 3:00:43 PM  
Lemon wedges into the urethra is the way to go subby.
 
2021-07-22 3:03:25 PM  
Habanero juice can help with severe eye irritation too

///causing it, not curing it
 
2021-07-22 3:04:18 PM  
Imagine if your anus had taste buds.
 
2021-07-22 3:04:54 PM  

Pert: Verb
feague (third-person singular simple present feagues, present participle feaguing, simple past and past participle feagued)

To increase the liveliness of a horse by inserting an irritant, such as a piece of peeled raw ginger or a live eel, in its anus.


What is wrong with our species?
 
2021-07-22 3:05:22 PM  
Oh, I think I just figured out what figgy pudding is.
 
2021-07-22 3:08:20 PM  

Prof. Frink: Unless you have no anus also, I think you'll have one of the reactions we do, albeit later in the day.


Not really.  We practice dirty keto, I usually take one solid dump a day in the mornings.  It's probably the high fat intake that helps keep things lubed up.

Now you want to see a mess?  Feed me a hamburger bun and I'll probably have liquishiats for 3 days straight while my body revolts.

As for farting, that's just another perk:  I can deny any and all SBDs with a straight face.
 
2021-07-22 3:17:22 PM  

mofa: Our species cured polio, invented calculus, and traveled to the moon, BTW. Then came TikTok.


"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded - here and there, now and then - are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.
"This is known as 'bad luck.'"
 
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