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    More: Followup, Andry Rajoelina, foreign national, part of an investigation, country's Independence Day celebrations, President Andry Rajoelina, Madagascar nationals, Madagascan authorities, extent of the assassination plot  
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8486 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 22 Jul 2021 at 5:05 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-22 4:32:21 PM  
Huh - first time, Madagascar?

USA here, and we have VERY few politicians who've never had 'em.
 
2021-07-22 4:32:51 PM  
two binationals

I can't keep up with this LGBTQ+ thing
 
2021-07-22 5:06:01 PM  
The assassination plot included someone coughing.
 
2021-07-22 5:07:33 PM  
Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?
 
2021-07-22 5:08:18 PM  
I bet he was surprised when the lemurs started eating HIS face.
 
2021-07-22 5:09:06 PM  
King Julian is still ok, right?
 
2021-07-22 5:09:52 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


Was thinking "we just had the Haiti incident".
Seems like they have some misandry going on there.
 
2021-07-22 5:10:20 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


Don't be hasty, I think we just need to streamline the approval process a bit and select a few good people to that board.
 
2021-07-22 5:11:19 PM  
please don't be an american
please don't be an american
 
2021-07-22 5:11:30 PM  
Same impact on my life as if the local assistant manager of my local Applebees was gat
 
2021-07-22 5:11:54 PM  

ElPrimitivo: casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?

Don't be hasty, I think we just need to streamline the approval process a bit and select a few good people to that board.


We'll need a commission to make a recommendation.
 
2021-07-22 5:13:08 PM  
It's suspicious that Hillary Clinton has remained quiet about this.
 
2021-07-22 5:13:18 PM  
I've had a really busy week but I'll see what I can do.
 
2021-07-22 5:15:47 PM  
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I've always wanted to do that.
 
2021-07-22 5:18:47 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


The beatings will continue until morale improves.
 
2021-07-22 5:18:49 PM  
Good thing leaders in Madagascar like to Move it, Move it, otherwise he'd be a sitting duck.
 
2021-07-22 5:19:46 PM  
You can't assassinate a cartoon, dumbmitter.
 
2021-07-22 5:20:40 PM  

blondambition: [i.imgur.com image 580x903]

I've always wanted to do that.


I just bought a can of potted meat, from Brazil.

/embedded key
//i cant wait to peel that b*tch open
 
2021-07-22 5:28:03 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


Yeah, i was gonna ask if it was just me or if there were a whole bunch of assassinations and coups lately.
 
2021-07-22 5:29:00 PM  
Serves Rajoelina right for having a name that sounds like a Hollywood power couple.
 
2021-07-22 5:32:42 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


Why? There arent enough assassination of scumbag politicians. They should be so frequent that being a POS politician shouldnt be an option anymore.
 
2021-07-22 5:37:48 PM  

blondambition: [i.imgur.com image 580x903]

I've always wanted to do that.


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2021-07-22 5:38:51 PM  
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wait until he finishes HS to kill him, why don't you?


Or maybe I'm just old as fark. Pardon me while I go to bathroom every fifteen minutes.
 
2021-07-22 5:46:46 PM  
How many times has this headline been greenlit now?
 
2021-07-22 5:54:33 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: blondambition: [i.imgur.com image 580x903]

I've always wanted to do that.

I just bought a can of potted meat, from Brazil.

/embedded key
//i cant wait to peel that b*tch open


Why would you do that?
 
2021-07-22 5:57:04 PM  

triptheory: How many times has this headline been greenlit now?


I was just going to ask - if Madagascar is involved, is there any other possible headline?
 
2021-07-22 6:00:55 PM  
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So Madagascar's President is a high school senior who competes in the academic decathlon?
 
2021-07-22 6:05:48 PM  
I thought Madagascar was ruled by lemurs
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They're so cute.
 
2021-07-22 6:29:34 PM  

blondambition: Be polite walk on the right: blondambition: [i.imgur.com image 580x903]

I've always wanted to do that.

I just bought a can of potted meat, from Brazil.

/embedded key
//i cant wait to peel that b*tch open

Why would you do that?


I havent decided when to eat it yet, and its vaccuum sealed so

/its a novelty item/paperweight
 
2021-07-22 6:30:29 PM  

casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?


Assassination is what is known as Natural Causes when it comes to kings, dictators and Presidents. To be fair, this particular disease seems to be having a minor outbreak but lets not get too concerned yet.
 
2021-07-22 7:11:17 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image 700x394]

So Madagascar's President is a high school senior who competes in the academic decathlon?


He reminds me of our ex-mayor and one-time Fark headline (for getting convicted of racketeering and other stuff and being a knock-off Ben Wyatt...)
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2021-07-22 7:13:26 PM  

FriarReb98: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image 700x394]

So Madagascar's President is a high school senior who competes in the academic decathlon?

He reminds me of our ex-mayor and one-time Fark headline (for getting convicted of racketeering and other stuff and being a knock-off Ben Wyatt...)
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 268x188]


Mayor of Fall Rivuuuuh?

I forgot his name. But not the crimes.
 
2021-07-22 7:22:13 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: FriarReb98: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image 700x394]

So Madagascar's President is a high school senior who competes in the academic decathlon?

He reminds me of our ex-mayor and one-time Fark headline (for getting convicted of racketeering and other stuff and being a knock-off Ben Wyatt...)
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 268x188]

Mayor of Fall Rivuuuuh?

I forgot his name. But not the crimes.


Jasiel (pronounced JAY-zee-uhl) Correia.
 
2021-07-22 7:23:09 PM  

FriarReb98: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: FriarReb98: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: [Fark user image 700x394]

So Madagascar's President is a high school senior who competes in the academic decathlon?

He reminds me of our ex-mayor and one-time Fark headline (for getting convicted of racketeering and other stuff and being a knock-off Ben Wyatt...)
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 268x188]

Mayor of Fall Rivuuuuh?

I forgot his name. But not the crimes.

Jasiel (pronounced JAY-zee-uhl) Correia.


I'll have to take your word for it.

"Kid Mayor" sounds like a made for TV Disney movie.
 
2021-07-22 7:37:27 PM  

EnderWiggnz: ElPrimitivo: casual disregard: Call me crazy but could we all stop with the assassinations?

Don't be hasty, I think we just need to streamline the approval process a bit and select a few good people to that board.

We'll need a commission to make a recommendation.


China says that we do not need an investigation into where the plot originated
 
2021-07-22 7:48:07 PM  

Cafe Threads: Huh - first time, Madagascar?

USA here, and we have VERY few politicians who've never had 'em.


That's because we haven't had a single president since Eisenhower except perhaps Carter, who didn't do a lot to deserve it.  And that's grading on a curve.  Includes almost all other elected officials and most appointees from the last 50 years, too...
 
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