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2130 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2021 at 12:31 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-22 10:02:15 AM  
Charles County Fire wanted to acknowledge Fireman Chauffeur James Rose for the photos of this incident.

They have a chauffeur to drive the fire trucks now?  Do they also have a valet/footman back at the firehouse?
 
2021-07-22 12:00:51 PM  
Place to worship false idol DT for teabaggers?
 
2021-07-22 12:06:10 PM  
You non-believers just don't understand!!!!
This is a MIRACLE by GOD.
The church is still standing.
Nobody was killed!
Mysterious ways!
A GOD DAMMED MIRACLE I TELLS YAH.


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2021-07-22 12:35:58 PM  
Youre just going to make God madder if you try to put it out.
 
2021-07-22 12:37:33 PM  

SpectroBoy: You non-believers just don't understand!!!!
This is a MIRACLE by GOD.
The church is still standing.
Nobody was killed!
Mysterious ways!
A GOD DAMMED MIRACLE I TELLS YAH.


</ religious logic>


Also , it's The Gays' fault
 
2021-07-22 12:37:55 PM  
it's noticeable?  i cannot tell by the picture.
 
2021-07-22 12:38:09 PM  
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2021-07-22 12:38:59 PM  

dothemath: Youre just going to make God madder if you try to put it out.


That's what I was thinking. Obviously God wanted that building on fire. Apparently divine will can be overridden by a couple of fire trucks.
 
2021-07-22 12:39:11 PM  
They saved the church? What a shame, could have been some nice carbon.
 
2021-07-22 12:39:16 PM  
Mortals never have learned Nimrod's lesson.
 
2021-07-22 12:39:38 PM  
Sounds like they didn't freak out too bad, thus avoiding the dreaded Waldorf Hysteria.
 
2021-07-22 12:42:27 PM  
That's quite a storia.
 
2021-07-22 12:42:49 PM  
God's probably just running some sort of an insurance scam here. Dude always needs money for something.
 
2021-07-22 12:44:39 PM  
This is what happens when you are the property of a psychotic sky wizard.
 
2021-07-22 12:44:42 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Sounds like they didn't freak out too bad, thus avoiding the dreaded Waldorf Hysteria.


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2021-07-22 12:45:11 PM  
Did it have George Floyd Mural on it?
 
2021-07-22 12:46:31 PM  
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"I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it."

"Believed what?"

"I don't know. I wasn't watching."
 
2021-07-22 12:53:01 PM  
So we can rule Calvary Gospel out as the correct religion.
 
2021-07-22 1:13:43 PM  
Since the smoke was black it appears a new pope is not needed and no consensus was reached by the cardinals. Yee haw
 
2021-07-22 1:17:33 PM  
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2021-07-22 1:18:45 PM  
This is what happens when I go to church.
 
2021-07-22 1:23:03 PM  
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2021-07-22 1:24:02 PM  
I thought they were safe for that kind of shiat
 
2021-07-22 1:37:00 PM  
God has farkin' had it with Evangelicals.
 
2021-07-22 1:39:09 PM  
I wonder how the prayers go afterward.  Do they thank God for the challenge bestowed upon them?  Do they pretend it didn't happen?
 
2021-07-22 1:43:39 PM  
Fun fact: Science kept burning down their churches, then they quietly adopted the lightning rod. While continuing to deny science.
/tried to link an article, but phone is not co-operating
//google "church lightning rod history"
 
2021-07-22 1:44:10 PM  
I searched with Google for the Christian biblical meaning of lightning and found tons of drivel.  It's either a punctuation mark to accompany a divine action or a direct expression of displeasure.

/their book
 
2021-07-22 1:45:26 PM  
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2021-07-22 2:26:09 PM  

lilbjorn: God has farkin' had it with Evangelicals.


40 years ago....
 
2021-07-22 4:18:04 PM  
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2021-07-22 9:12:07 PM  
Someone not as pious as they pretend?
 
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