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2021-07-22 7:36:08 AM  
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2021-07-22 7:49:47 AM  
 
2021-07-22 7:54:46 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2021-07-22 7:54:48 AM  
Irish burglar's rowdy Catholic funeral.
 
2021-07-22 8:12:36 AM  
In the good old days, unrepentant notorious criminals would not be given a Catholic funeral nor a burial.
 
2021-07-22 8:15:15 AM  
Putting the fun in funeral.
 
2021-07-22 8:17:30 AM  
They sound like good boys.
 
2021-07-22 8:20:33 AM  

blockhouse: In the good old days, unrepentant notorious criminals would not be given a Catholic funeral nor a burial.


I miss the 4th century.
 
2021-07-22 8:31:55 AM  

blockhouse: In the good old days, unrepentant notorious criminals would not be given a Catholic funeral nor a burial.


... Christianity having not yet been invented.
 
2021-07-22 8:57:01 AM  

blockhouse: In the good old days, unrepentant notorious criminals would not be given a Catholic funeral nor a burial.


When and where was this? 

Unless we're talking about the notorious crimes of questioning the church or committing suicide.
 
2021-07-22 8:57:45 AM  
Lots o' fun was had.

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2021-07-22 9:06:45 AM  

Archie Goodwin: And nothing of value was lost.


200 convictions between the three of them. Absolute dirt bags, Ireland was becoming a better place as they died screaming in their car.
 
2021-07-22 9:16:22 AM  
The Night Pat Murphy Died - Great Big Sea
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Newfies and Labradorians, but close enough
 
2021-07-22 9:31:14 AM  
Ayy what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral??
 
2021-07-22 9:34:52 AM  
Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole
 
2021-07-22 9:39:08 AM  
Don't know about you, but "Irish burglar's rowdy Catholic funereal" just got added to my bucket list.
 
2021-07-22 9:39:59 AM  

Bondith: Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole


Molly was cool
 
2021-07-22 9:41:50 AM  

Bondith: Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole


laddie are ye forgetting Molly?
 
2021-07-22 9:44:50 AM  

IamTomJoad: Don't know about you, but "Irish burglar's rowdy Catholic funereal" just got added to my bucket list.


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"I should go to more Irish criminal funerals"
 
2021-07-22 9:54:07 AM  

thealgorerhythm: IamTomJoad: Don't know about you, but "Irish burglar's rowdy Catholic funereal" just got added to my bucket list.

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"I should go to more Irish criminal funerals"


IN A THIN GLASS!!!
 
2021-07-22 9:59:59 AM  

Marcos P: Ayy what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral??


One lucky stiff?
 
2021-07-22 10:06:58 AM  
I cant decide which whites are worse, Russians or Irish.

Russians care less about soccer, which isnt a sport, so they seem less worse.
 
2021-07-22 10:09:51 AM  

Bondith: Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole


Respectable on my good days.

Give name followed immediately by spelling it out  "M,A,G..."  name taker stops to turn the C they wrote into an A.
 
2021-07-22 10:20:44 AM  
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/ The only critically acclaimed book no one has ever read.
 
2021-07-22 10:52:09 AM  
Rowdy Catholic Funeral is now the new name of my U2/Grateful Dead Moog Synthesizer tribute band.
 
2021-07-22 11:12:53 AM  
Priest is a spineless twat. He should have refused the service for the cinder.
 
2021-07-22 11:38:40 AM  

Mock26: Priest is a spineless twat. He should have refused the service for the cinder.


He was Jung and easily Freudened
 
2021-07-22 11:41:18 AM  
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This is a Transvestite of justice.
 
2021-07-22 11:49:45 AM  
Sounds like he was a scumbag in life and he got what he deserved.
 
2021-07-22 11:57:16 AM  
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2021-07-22 12:13:03 PM  
Quality headline submissions count. This story only received 23 comments when posted last week.
 
2021-07-22 12:17:17 PM  

Patmaniac: Bondith: Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole

Respectable on my good days.

Give name followed immediately by spelling it out  "M,A,G..."  name taker stops to turn the C they wrote into an A.


I feel your pain.  I've taken to explicitly saying "M, A, small G" to stop it coming out MaGuire.
 
2021-07-22 12:19:18 PM  

Magorn: Bondith: Of course he spells his name the correct way.  I wonder how much it would cost to bribe the stonecutter to spell it McGuire on the tombstone.

Respectable Maguires: Tobey, me.
Embarrassing Maguires: Tom Cruise, that psychopath who joined ISIS, this asshole

laddie are ye forgetting Molly?


I'm forgetting everything that happened before about 1996, apparently.
 
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