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(ABC7 Chicago)   Teen takes a seagull to the face on boardwalk amusement ride   (abc7chicago.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Very first thing I thought of.
 
4 days ago  

Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.


Me, too.
 
4 days ago  

labman: Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.

Me, too.


pretty sure all of us did, and we were all ready to post the same image
 
4 days ago  
Done in one.
 
4 days ago  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]


Fabio is not amused
 
4 days ago  

Munden: labman: Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.

Me, too.

pretty sure all of us did, and we were all ready to post the same image


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4 days ago  
Saw this news story on my local news. I turned to the wife..."Oh look, she pulled a Fabio"
 
4 days ago  
He used to be an adventurer like you, until mmmhhmmmhmmmhpphmm .....
 
4 days ago  
Not the first thing I thought of.
 
4 days ago  
I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.
 
4 days ago  

MillionDollarMo: I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.


I don't think birds like me a single attacked me once and a goose attacked me once
 
4 days ago  
It was the screaming. She sounded like another seagull. Maybe this one was vision impaired that he couldn't see she was a person, I don't know. Maybe he thought another male was encroaching on his turf and wanted to fight, maybe he thought it was a female seagull and wanted to do filthy bird things to that girl.
 
4 days ago  
Poor bird. Taking a teen to the head must hurt.
 
4 days ago  
Teen girl, seagull. I can't root for anybody involved here.
 
4 days ago  
Seagulls? Stop it now!

/they poke you in the coconut
//this doesn't really merit three slashies
///but what the heck
 
4 days ago  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]


I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.
 
4 days ago  
When I was a teenager I got hit by seagull shiat center mass going up top thrill dragster at cedar point. It was like a small child punched me in the middle of the chest.

/shiat story, bro
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Came for Craig Ferguson's Unlikeliness Principle.... but, only the full concert (paid) is on YT.

/"Does This Need To Be Said?", if you're looking.
 
4 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


"Aren't you David Hasselhoff?
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4 days ago  

Brettster808: [Fark user image image 504x280]


And the sequel:
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4 days ago  
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Youtube U9t-slLl30E
 
4 days ago  
CSB

Adventure-Land, Farmingdale, NY Circa 1985

Went to the local amusement park on a date with a nice girl (we're married now) We went with some friends and were enjoying ourselves. We stopped to get some food. I got a few hot-dogs, some fries, and a Yoo-Hoo. Then we decided to go on more rides. So first one we went to was the Swing ride...

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we get on the ride, and start circling around...faster, and faster...I felt the knot in my stomach, it was getting worse the faster we went. Finally, my stomach couldn't take it any longer..

Urghhhgrrrrggggle...everything I hate eaten, was now coming out of my mouth and flying past behind me and below.

I could hear the yelling from down below...

"Puker!   there's a puker on the swing ride! Watch out!!!"

I think the couple behind me got it worse...

I felt really bad that I did that.
 
4 days ago  
That's one way to go bird hunting I guess.   I don't know why she threw it back.

I know seagulls are not the tastiest of birds, but a bird in hand and all that.
 
4 days ago  
Lip read the girl next to her later in the video.
 
4 days ago  
Seagull.
Seagull fly.
Seagull fly right into a girl's face.
 
4 days ago  
Prince & The Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)
Youtube UG3VcCAlUgE
 
4 days ago  
Seagull? Well AXUALLY it's a gull.

Pedantman - AWAY!
 
4 days ago  

steklo: CSB

Adventure-Land, Farmingdale, NY Circa 1985

Went to the local amusement park on a date with a nice girl (we're married now) We went with some friends and were enjoying ourselves. We stopped to get some food. I got a few hot-dogs, some fries, and a Yoo-Hoo. Then we decided to go on more rides. So first one we went to was the Swing ride...

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we get on the ride, and start circling around...faster, and faster...I felt the knot in my stomach, it was getting worse the faster we went. Finally, my stomach couldn't take it any longer..

Urghhhgrrrrggggle...everything I hate eaten, was now coming out of my mouth and flying past behind me and below.

I could hear the yelling from down below...

"Puker!   there's a puker on the swing ride! Watch out!!!"

I think the couple behind me got it worse...

I felt really bad that I did that.


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Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


Check out the one in the back, laughing with splatter on her face.
 
4 days ago  
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not impressed
 
4 days ago  
i hope that poor bird is ok
 
4 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


I dunno. She grabbed it pretty hard. Usually when you squeeze a bird, you crush it...
 
4 days ago  

Tchernobog: When I was a teenager I got hit by seagull shiat center mass going up top thrill dragster at cedar point. It was like a small child punched me in the middle of the chest.

/shiat story, bro


On a ferry ride I saw a guy holding his kid, he was pointing at the seaguls and one shiat right in the guy's mouth. The kid started cracking up, he looked like he wanted to drop the kid and it was the funniest thing that I had ever seen at that point in my life (I was like 12).
 
4 days ago  
I was at Marine World watching the elephant act. The elephant was spinning around with a girl in its mouth. The announcer said, "Be careful, she might fall out of there." Just then, the elephant took a watery dump on the first three rows of spectators.

The real joy was, before the act started, ushers kept chasing people out of those seats because they were reserved for special Bank of America employees.
 
4 days ago  

drtgb: I was at Marine World watching the elephant act. The elephant was spinning around with a girl in its mouth. The announcer said, "Be careful, she might fall out of there." Just then, the elephant took a watery dump on the first three rows of spectators.

The real joy was, before the act started, ushers kept chasing people out of those seats because they were reserved for special Bank of America employees.


Farking hate how that place keeps dressing the Orcas up as elephants. What a bunch of dicks.
 
4 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


Fark that bird. He has the entire world to explore and he pulls shiat like this!
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Then she ran. She ran so far away.
 
4 days ago  

Olthoi: Lip read the girl next to her later in the video.


H*ly farking shiat! You're right!
 
4 days ago  

My Sober Alt: That's one way to go bird hunting I guess.   I don't know why she threw it back.

I know seagulls are not the tastiest of birds, but a bird in hand and all that.


Complete that aphorism and you'll have a pornhub hit.
 
4 days ago  
Jersey?  Dis boid probably had a contract to push a button on dis Jamoke.
 
4 days ago  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Yep, same here.
 
4 days ago  

Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


This is why Fabio rides with multiple ladies
 
4 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


Free bird with ride!
 
4 days ago  

waxbeans: MillionDollarMo: I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.

I don't think birds like me a single attacked me once and a goose attacked me once


Geese will attack literally anybody. They're Satan in duck form.
 
4 days ago  
mind you a seagull to the face can be pretty nasty
 
4 days ago  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Fabio And The Suicidal Goose
Youtube MAwvl31lYZw
 
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Brettster808: [Fark user image image 504x280]


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My first thought wasn't Fabio, mine was Alfred Hitchcock like you too. I think I read somewheres that Hitchcock redid a lot of some of the scenes over & over again & sorta kinda terrorizing Tippi Hedren w/those Birds in the movie......
 
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