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2021-07-22 5:39:57 AM  
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2021-07-22 5:59:54 AM  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Very first thing I thought of.
 
2021-07-22 6:02:58 AM  

Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.


Me, too.
 
2021-07-22 7:21:20 AM  

labman: Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.

Me, too.


pretty sure all of us did, and we were all ready to post the same image
 
2021-07-22 7:22:05 AM  
Done in one.
 
2021-07-22 7:22:18 AM  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]


Fabio is not amused
 
2021-07-22 7:23:17 AM  

Munden: labman: Alphax: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]

Very first thing I thought of.

Me, too.

pretty sure all of us did, and we were all ready to post the same image


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2021-07-22 7:25:43 AM  
Saw this news story on my local news. I turned to the wife..."Oh look, she pulled a Fabio"
 
2021-07-22 7:25:48 AM  
He used to be an adventurer like you, until mmmhhmmmhmmmhpphmm .....
 
2021-07-22 7:25:52 AM  
Not the first thing I thought of.
 
2021-07-22 7:27:06 AM  
I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.
 
2021-07-22 7:28:09 AM  

MillionDollarMo: I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.


I don't think birds like me a single attacked me once and a goose attacked me once
 
2021-07-22 7:35:05 AM  
It was the screaming. She sounded like another seagull. Maybe this one was vision impaired that he couldn't see she was a person, I don't know. Maybe he thought another male was encroaching on his turf and wanted to fight, maybe he thought it was a female seagull and wanted to do filthy bird things to that girl.
 
2021-07-22 7:36:49 AM  
Poor bird. Taking a teen to the head must hurt.
 
2021-07-22 7:38:31 AM  
Teen girl, seagull. I can't root for anybody involved here.
 
2021-07-22 7:40:50 AM  
Seagulls? Stop it now!

/they poke you in the coconut
//this doesn't really merit three slashies
///but what the heck
 
2021-07-22 7:51:34 AM  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]


I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.
 
2021-07-22 7:53:01 AM  
When I was a teenager I got hit by seagull shiat center mass going up top thrill dragster at cedar point. It was like a small child punched me in the middle of the chest.

/shiat story, bro
 
2021-07-22 7:58:23 AM  
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2021-07-22 8:00:42 AM  
Came for Craig Ferguson's Unlikeliness Principle.... but, only the full concert (paid) is on YT.

/"Does This Need To Be Said?", if you're looking.
 
2021-07-22 8:08:19 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


"Aren't you David Hasselhoff?
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2021-07-22 8:12:40 AM  

Brettster808: [Fark user image image 504x280]


And the sequel:
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2021-07-22 8:15:57 AM  
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Youtube U9t-slLl30E
 
2021-07-22 8:18:36 AM  
CSB

Adventure-Land, Farmingdale, NY Circa 1985

Went to the local amusement park on a date with a nice girl (we're married now) We went with some friends and were enjoying ourselves. We stopped to get some food. I got a few hot-dogs, some fries, and a Yoo-Hoo. Then we decided to go on more rides. So first one we went to was the Swing ride...

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we get on the ride, and start circling around...faster, and faster...I felt the knot in my stomach, it was getting worse the faster we went. Finally, my stomach couldn't take it any longer..

Urghhhgrrrrggggle...everything I hate eaten, was now coming out of my mouth and flying past behind me and below.

I could hear the yelling from down below...

"Puker!   there's a puker on the swing ride! Watch out!!!"

I think the couple behind me got it worse...

I felt really bad that I did that.
 
2021-07-22 8:19:53 AM  
That's one way to go bird hunting I guess.   I don't know why she threw it back.

I know seagulls are not the tastiest of birds, but a bird in hand and all that.
 
2021-07-22 8:25:26 AM  
Lip read the girl next to her later in the video.
 
2021-07-22 8:34:40 AM  
Seagull.
Seagull fly.
Seagull fly right into a girl's face.
 
2021-07-22 8:37:11 AM  
Prince & The Revolution - When Doves Cry (Official Music Video)
Youtube UG3VcCAlUgE
 
2021-07-22 8:38:33 AM  
Seagull? Well AXUALLY it's a gull.

Pedantman - AWAY!
 
2021-07-22 8:38:46 AM  

steklo: CSB

Adventure-Land, Farmingdale, NY Circa 1985

Went to the local amusement park on a date with a nice girl (we're married now) We went with some friends and were enjoying ourselves. We stopped to get some food. I got a few hot-dogs, some fries, and a Yoo-Hoo. Then we decided to go on more rides. So first one we went to was the Swing ride...

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we get on the ride, and start circling around...faster, and faster...I felt the knot in my stomach, it was getting worse the faster we went. Finally, my stomach couldn't take it any longer..

Urghhhgrrrrggggle...everything I hate eaten, was now coming out of my mouth and flying past behind me and below.

I could hear the yelling from down below...

"Puker!   there's a puker on the swing ride! Watch out!!!"

I think the couple behind me got it worse...

I felt really bad that I did that.


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2021-07-22 8:40:19 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


Check out the one in the back, laughing with splatter on her face.
 
2021-07-22 8:40:43 AM  
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not impressed
 
2021-07-22 8:40:58 AM  
i hope that poor bird is ok
 
2021-07-22 8:56:27 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


I dunno. She grabbed it pretty hard. Usually when you squeeze a bird, you crush it...
 
2021-07-22 8:57:51 AM  

Tchernobog: When I was a teenager I got hit by seagull shiat center mass going up top thrill dragster at cedar point. It was like a small child punched me in the middle of the chest.

/shiat story, bro


On a ferry ride I saw a guy holding his kid, he was pointing at the seaguls and one shiat right in the guy's mouth. The kid started cracking up, he looked like he wanted to drop the kid and it was the funniest thing that I had ever seen at that point in my life (I was like 12).
 
2021-07-22 9:05:12 AM  
I was at Marine World watching the elephant act. The elephant was spinning around with a girl in its mouth. The announcer said, "Be careful, she might fall out of there." Just then, the elephant took a watery dump on the first three rows of spectators.

The real joy was, before the act started, ushers kept chasing people out of those seats because they were reserved for special Bank of America employees.
 
2021-07-22 9:12:23 AM  

drtgb: I was at Marine World watching the elephant act. The elephant was spinning around with a girl in its mouth. The announcer said, "Be careful, she might fall out of there." Just then, the elephant took a watery dump on the first three rows of spectators.

The real joy was, before the act started, ushers kept chasing people out of those seats because they were reserved for special Bank of America employees.


Farking hate how that place keeps dressing the Orcas up as elephants. What a bunch of dicks.
 
2021-07-22 9:15:34 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


Fark that bird. He has the entire world to explore and he pulls shiat like this!
 
2021-07-22 9:18:18 AM  
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2021-07-22 9:20:47 AM  
Then she ran. She ran so far away.
 
2021-07-22 9:23:41 AM  

Olthoi: Lip read the girl next to her later in the video.


H*ly farking shiat! You're right!
 
2021-07-22 10:18:02 AM  

My Sober Alt: That's one way to go bird hunting I guess.   I don't know why she threw it back.

I know seagulls are not the tastiest of birds, but a bird in hand and all that.


Complete that aphorism and you'll have a pornhub hit.
 
2021-07-22 10:19:34 AM  
Jersey?  Dis boid probably had a contract to push a button on dis Jamoke.
 
2021-07-22 10:38:09 AM  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Yep, same here.
 
2021-07-22 10:42:14 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image image 480x240]

I like how the lady on the left is concerned and the lady on the right is delighted.


This is why Fabio rides with multiple ladies
 
2021-07-22 10:45:25 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i hope that poor bird is ok


Free bird with ride!
 
2021-07-22 10:48:48 AM  

waxbeans: MillionDollarMo: I caught a seagull while fishing once. Had to reel it in from the sky like a kite. No joke.

I don't think birds like me a single attacked me once and a goose attacked me once


Geese will attack literally anybody. They're Satan in duck form.
 
2021-07-22 10:52:16 AM  
mind you a seagull to the face can be pretty nasty
 
2021-07-22 10:53:01 AM  

Pinche Mateo: [Fark user image 480x240]


Fabio And The Suicidal Goose
Youtube MAwvl31lYZw
 
2021-07-22 10:56:36 AM  

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My first thought wasn't Fabio, mine was Alfred Hitchcock like you too. I think I read somewheres that Hitchcock redid a lot of some of the scenes over & over again & sorta kinda terrorizing Tippi Hedren w/those Birds in the movie......
 
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