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2021-07-22 9:51:19 AM  
The pilgrims originally wanted to call America "Nutsack Ridge".
 
2021-07-22 9:53:00 AM  
Nuncle Dicks and Crazy Mary's Hole.  Some things just go together.
 
2021-07-22 9:54:58 AM  

dothemath: The pilgrims originally wanted to call America "Nutsack Ridge".


Yeah, but "Sister Golden Hair by Nutsack Ridge" didn't sound quite right.
 
2021-07-22 9:56:33 AM  

Snort: Nuncle Dicks and Crazy Mary's Hole.  Some things just go together.


I thought we were advised never to put our Nuncle Dick in Crazy, regardless of whose hole it was.

/subby
 
2021-07-22 9:57:13 AM  
Crazy Mary's Hole is the name of my Bjork tribute extravaganza.

*featuring Courtney Love
 
2021-07-22 9:57:47 AM  
She lived on the curve of the road....
 
2021-07-22 10:09:37 AM  

Snort: Nuncle Dicks and Crazy Mary's Hole.  Some things just go together.


Right next to Stinky Bay, too.
 
2021-07-22 10:11:24 AM  
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2021-07-22 10:11:48 AM  

lurkey: dothemath: The pilgrims originally wanted to call America "Nutsack Ridge".

Yeah, but "Sister Golden Hair by Nutsack Ridge" didn't sound quite right.


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2021-07-22 10:29:47 AM  
Up river from Stinky Bay:

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2021-07-22 10:42:04 AM  
Take a bottle
Take it down
Pass it around
 
2021-07-22 10:45:14 AM  
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2021-07-22 10:50:15 AM  
Susan George ??
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Yes please !
 
2021-07-22 10:55:09 AM  
There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.
 
2021-07-22 10:58:00 AM  

Subtonic: There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.


You have an ass map?
 
2021-07-22 11:01:05 AM  

cwheelie: Subtonic: There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.

You have an ass map?


Have you seen his ass?  You need a map just to get around it.
 
2021-07-22 11:01:36 AM  

cwheelie: Subtonic: There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.

You have an ass map?


It supposedly leads to Kuwaiti gold, but it's in pretty shiatty condition.
 
2021-07-22 11:01:41 AM  
Just because I haven't listened to this in years:
Lou Reed & Victoria Williams "Crazy Mary"
Youtube hH-Haji7lvA
 
2021-07-22 11:04:50 AM  

cwheelie: Subtonic: There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.

You have an ass map?


*Shakes tiny ass-fist*
 
2021-07-22 11:05:42 AM  
I love Ordnance Survey maps. First picked one up when hiking along Hadrian's Wall back in 1993. The level of detail on the was incredible.
 
2021-07-22 11:09:22 AM  

Subtonic: There's a creek around here named by German settlers called Huppschitt Creek. Didn't believe it til I saw it on an old ass map.

They've since changed it to some bland thing like turtle creek or something.


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2021-07-22 11:15:53 AM  
Oregon has a Whorehouse Meadow.
There's also Wanker's Corner, but it's an unincorporated area, and I think it was pretty much contrived, seeing as the name doesn't seem to have appeared until the latter 1980s.
 
2021-07-22 11:22:29 AM  

EBN-OZN: Spotted leaving the scene.

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1970s Halter Tops.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2021-07-22 11:23:50 AM  

paranand: Just because I haven't listened to this in years:
[YouTube video: Lou Reed & Victoria Williams "Crazy Mary"]


Damn. I'd never seen this performance before. Thanks!
 
2021-07-22 11:26:41 AM  

holdmybones: paranand: Just because I haven't listened to this in years:
[YouTube video: Lou Reed & Victoria Williams "Crazy Mary"]

Damn. I'd never seen this performance before. Thanks!


I had it on a CD (I want to say it was MTV 120 Minutes Live) back in the late 90's. Damn good song, and even better performance.
 
2021-07-22 11:30:19 AM  
Tried to get local ridge called "My asshole". Just so TV anchors would have to say "My Asshole is on fire". Forest service has no sense of humor.
 
2021-07-22 11:36:25 AM  

paranand: Just because I haven't listened to this in years:


The Sweet Relief albums are amazing.  I actually came to the thread to post the Pearl Jam cover version from the album.  (Also, I love the idea of musicians making cover albums to help musicians having health problems.)

Pearl Jam ''Crazy Mary'' [Sweet Relief: a Benefit for Victoria Williams - 1993 HQ Audio]
Youtube mt35HkbHqk4


I've got the first two albums.  There are some great tracks on them.
 
2021-07-22 11:37:21 AM  

stuffy: Tried to get local ridge called "My asshole". Just so TV anchors would have to say "My Asshole is on fire". Forest service has no sense of humor.


Try again, call it Mya's Hole
 
2021-07-22 11:46:29 AM  
One of my other favorites... off the second Sweet Relief album...

Kristin Hersh - Panic Pure (Vic Chesnutt)
Youtube 07ZfVJXWn2s
 
2021-07-22 11:49:41 AM  
Can I just say that this is why I love Fark? Half of this thread is double-entendres, the other half about cover versions of a song and other songs tangentially related.
 
2021-07-22 12:31:12 PM  

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.

Also:

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2021-07-22 1:01:08 PM  
So anyway, I got this map for Christmas.....

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/check and mate
 
2021-07-22 1:05:39 PM  

Billy Liar: Oregon has a Whorehouse Meadow.
There's also Wanker's Corner, but it's an unincorporated area, and I think it was pretty much contrived, seeing as the name doesn't seem to have appeared until the latter 1980s.


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2021-07-22 2:36:02 PM  

Billy Liar: Oregon has a Whorehouse Meadow.
There's also Wanker's Corner, but it's an unincorporated area, and I think it was pretty much contrived, seeing as the name doesn't seem to have appeared until the latter 1980s.


Is this intended to be read in the same cadence as "Texas has a whorehouse in it"? Because if so I gotta admit, it gets pretty tough after the first line.
 
2021-07-22 3:35:07 PM  

MountainClimber: Susan George ??


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Yes please !


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Check out this Map of Tassie...

My second favourite is Boobs Flat, which contrary to my reputation I quite like.
My favorite would be Big Bush, always has been.
Just stay away from Dangerous Hole; if you're going to Knut Bush Creek at the wrong time, be prepared for Knockup too and up to eighteen years in Little Hell.
 
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