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2021-07-22 6:35:24 AM  
Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.
 
2021-07-22 6:41:48 AM  
 
2021-07-22 6:42:08 AM  
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2021-07-22 6:48:37 AM  
"Try delts, everyone else has" is not really working out for the better now.
 
2021-07-22 6:50:21 AM  
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Some kind of evil sorority...
 
2021-07-22 6:50:38 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.


Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.
 
2021-07-22 6:55:12 AM  

thehellisthis: AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.

Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.


How would the insurrectionists conspiracy cults be loyal party members?  Biden is in control of the military.  If he isn't, we are farked hard.  Spit roasted and made air tight hard farked.
 
2021-07-22 6:55:24 AM  
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2021-07-22 6:58:34 AM  
Viruses evolve. News at 11.

Considering that 80%+ of the 3rd world isn't vaccinated, there's a human petri dish that is just doing it's Darwinian thing out there.

If you want some nightmare fuel, read about how much HIV mutates inside a single human.
 
2021-07-22 7:00:41 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: thehellisthis: AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.

Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.

How would the insurrectionists conspiracy cults be loyal party members?  Biden is in control of the military.  If he isn't, we are farked hard.  Spit roasted and made air tight hard farked.


There is no Biden.  Only Prime drone and kiwibot.
 
2021-07-22 7:01:28 AM  
If only there was a free and wildly available solution.
 
2021-07-22 7:05:57 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Viruses evolve. News at 11.

Considering that 80%+ of the 3rd world isn't vaccinated, there's a human petri dish that is just doing it's Darwinian thing out there.

If you want some nightmare fuel, read about how much HIV mutates inside a single human.


Hey now, Alabama is at 33% vaccination rate. That's only like 66.x% unvaccinated
 
2021-07-22 7:14:32 AM  
Before you get vaccinated, you have to sing?
 
2021-07-22 7:15:12 AM  

leeksfromchichis: ColonelCathcart: Viruses evolve. News at 11.

Considering that 80%+ of the 3rd world isn't vaccinated, there's a human petri dish that is just doing it's Darwinian thing out there.

If you want some nightmare fuel, read about how much HIV mutates inside a single human.

Hey now, Alabama is at 33% vaccination rate. That's only like 66.x% unvaccinated


Alabama is a leading member of the 3rd world. Maybe in a few decades it can move up.
 
2021-07-22 7:17:31 AM  
Hidden in the end of the article was the info I clicked looking for:
"But he did say whether someone contracts the Gamma or Delta variant, the risk of hospitalizatio and death are similar".
That's my biggest concern, not the lettering.
 
2021-07-22 7:17:40 AM  
I love that scientists are just reverting to Greek letters now less there by any violent/racist backlash against citizens of Wuhan/Brazil/South Africa/etc.... so no more location/race/place names.

They should do what climatologists do with hurricanes and give them names. Delta is fourth in the Greek alphabet so the proper name for that is the "Debbie" virus. Because everyone knows a Debbie who was batshiat insane. After that is Epsilon, so "Erwin" virus. Who hasn't known an Erwin who wasn't a royal prick.
 
2021-07-22 7:18:22 AM  
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2021-07-22 7:29:09 AM  
Allowing Lollapalooza is a mistake, virus or no virus.
 
2021-07-22 7:51:13 AM  

thehellisthis: AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.

Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.


Some of those campus robots roaming campus scanning everything, picking up wifi ID's, and taking photos of customer faces are owned by a Russian data company.

/Seriously
//Yandex
///Is the Russian company's name
 
2021-07-22 8:13:03 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Meanwhile in Texas https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wor​ld/americas/texas-covid-lambda-variant​-hospital-b1888205.html


shiat.
 
2021-07-22 8:18:51 AM  
Remember just a year ago when we heard depressing news every day about Covid-19 spreading like wildfire? I miss those days, now that 100% of the country is vaccinated and Covid-19 is basically eradicated.
/s

// Masks, vaccinations, social distancing, and always urinate after sex! You don't want a UTI on top of getting intubated.
 
2021-07-22 8:18:59 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Meanwhile in Texas https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wor​ld/americas/texas-covid-lambda-variant​-hospital-b1888205.html


Sheesh, Texas, we already had this conversation. "Revenge of the Nerds" has aged as well as 35-year-old milk that even Tenctonese wouldn't touch.
 
2021-07-22 8:23:11 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: drjekel_mrhyde: Meanwhile in Texas https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wor​ld/americas/texas-covid-lambda-variant​-hospital-b1888205.html

Sheesh, Texas, we already had this conversation. "Revenge of the Nerds" has aged as well as 35-year-old milk that even Tenctonese wouldn't touch.


Turns out the real revenge of the nerds involves driving around in a delivery truck at an average 15 miles an hour over the speed limit while urinating in a bottle, knowing that some day sooner or later that you'll be replaced by a drone and that everyone but you and those just like you will be better off for it.
 
2021-07-22 8:28:31 AM  
These new variants are more creative, strong, and frisky.  Survirors will be able to tell their mutant grand children about the Delta Days, where we all wore onions on our belt.
 
2021-07-22 8:42:14 AM  

TheGogmagog: thehellisthis: AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.

Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.

Some of those campus robots roaming campus scanning everything, picking up wifi ID's, and taking photos of customer faces are owned by a Russian data company.

/Seriously
//Yandex
///Is the Russian company's name


It's okay when Google does it around the world though?
 
2021-07-22 8:59:55 AM  

Resident Muslim: Hidden in the end of the article was the info I clicked looking for:
"But he did say whether someone contracts the Gamma or Delta variant, the risk of hospitalizatio and death are similar".
That's my biggest concern, not the lettering.


.... which is twice the rate of normal covid. Sleep tight antivaxxers your end is coming.
 
2021-07-22 9:01:46 AM  

mofa: Remember just a year ago when we heard depressing news every day about Covid-19 spreading like wildfire? I miss those days, now that 100% of the country is vaccinated and Covid-19 is basically eradicated.
/s


This Video Will Age Terribly
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2021-07-22 9:05:50 AM  
Because it isn't in the article, Lollapalooza is requiring people to show their vaccine card (and be allowed to not wear a mask) or proof of a negative COVID-19 test to get in.

So, that's probably not going to be a super-spreader event.
 
2021-07-22 9:09:35 AM  

lolmao500: Resident Muslim: Hidden in the end of the article was the info I clicked looking for:
"But he did say whether someone contracts the Gamma or Delta variant, the risk of hospitalizatio and death are similar".
That's my biggest concern, not the lettering.

.... which is twice the rate of normal covid. Sleep tight antivaxxers your end is coming.


lolmao, lol Resident Muslim Isn't an antivaxxer.

he is rightfully questioning why all these fearmongering letterings of "variants" (hint viruses evolve all the time) are even being brought up if supporting evidence about their lethality is not mentioned.

Nowhere does anything I've seen show that any of these variants have significantly higher mortality. Some are just more transmissible.

Wear a mask in crowded places. Get your shots.

Live your life.
 
2021-07-22 9:20:44 AM  

Resident Muslim: Hidden in the end of the article was the info I clicked looking for:
"But he did say whether someone contracts the Gamma or Delta variant, the risk of hospitalizatio and death are similar".
That's my biggest concern, not the lettering.


They both can be lethal.

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2021-07-22 9:21:40 AM  

ColonelCathcart: Nowhere does anything I've seen show that any of these variants have significantly higher mortality. Some are just more transmissible.


Yeah except studies. Delta variant has 3 times the hospitalisation rate, 2 times the death rate... but eh if you want to ignore that, your choice.

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2021-07-22 9:21:55 AM  
The Lambda version will strengthen the naturally occuring  gay in everyone.

Even more, it's very impressive that mutations can occur so quickly as to kill, maim, or annoy people who might has dodged the bullet just a season before.    There may be more variants that church denomations, maybe more than the list of artesanal beers.
 
2021-07-22 9:27:16 AM  

lolmao500: ColonelCathcart: Nowhere does anything I've seen show that any of these variants have significantly higher mortality. Some are just more transmissible.

Yeah except studies. Delta variant has 3 times the hospitalisation rate, 2 times the death rate... but eh if you want to ignore that, your choice.

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I'm sorry, I can't take your citation seriously as it's just an image without backup and there's some kids sucking on virus ice pops in the ad below.
 
2021-07-22 9:33:09 AM  

paswa17: Because it isn't in the article, Lollapalooza is requiring people to show their vaccine card (and be allowed to not wear a mask) or proof of a negative COVID-19 test to get in.

So, that's probably not going to be a super-spreader event.


It is in the article. It also says that people are making fake vaccination cards.
 
2021-07-22 9:36:33 AM  

BafflerMeal: mofa: Remember just a year ago when we heard depressing news every day about Covid-19 spreading like wildfire? I miss those days, now that 100% of the country is vaccinated and Covid-19 is basically eradicated.
/s

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DRINK!
 
2021-07-22 9:39:59 AM  

lolmao500: ColonelCathcart: Nowhere does anything I've seen show that any of these variants have significantly higher mortality. Some are just more transmissible.

Yeah except studies. Delta variant has 3 times the hospitalisation rate, 2 times the death rate... but eh if you want to ignore that, your choice.

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Yeah it can't possibly have anything to do with those that have stayed hidden all this time finally leaving their shelters. Nope couldn't be that.
 
2021-07-22 9:41:13 AM  

SUMMERSN0WS: paswa17: Because it isn't in the article, Lollapalooza is requiring people to show their vaccine card (and be allowed to not wear a mask) or proof of a negative COVID-19 test to get in.

So, that's probably not going to be a super-spreader event.

It is in the article. It also says that people are making fake vaccination cards.


The chip reader won't lie
 
2021-07-22 9:43:50 AM  

SUMMERSN0WS: paswa17: Because it isn't in the article, Lollapalooza is requiring people to show their vaccine card (and be allowed to not wear a mask) or proof of a negative COVID-19 test to get in.

So, that's probably not going to be a super-spreader event.

It is in the article. It also says that people are making fake vaccination cards.


They should be using the bulletproof QR codes. Just about impossible to fake those I'm told.

Wait a sec. Wouldn't those require a regular ID as well. Nevermind. No one can get a fake ID to trick some security neaderthal.
 
2021-07-22 9:58:14 AM  
Just because:

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter
Youtube dngOH9G4UPw
 
2021-07-22 10:09:31 AM  
Every internet 'expert' arguing for an end to lockdowns and some half assed concept of herd immunity without a vaccine. this is your real world outcome.
 
2021-07-22 10:11:23 AM  
Nextstrain has a graph showing the lineage of the variants. The branch that has Alpha, Gamma, Theta, and Lambda diverged from the branch that has Delta, Kappa, Eta, and Epsilon sometime around late January to early February 2020.

More fun when you set the coloring on the chart to show the region each sample was taken in.
 
2021-07-22 10:13:52 AM  

FrancoFile: Before you get vaccinated, you have to sing?


*jab*
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
"Come back in two weeks for your second dose."
 
2021-07-22 10:14:30 AM  

ColonelCathcart: leeksfromchichis: ColonelCathcart: Viruses evolve. News at 11.

Considering that 80%+ of the 3rd world isn't vaccinated, there's a human petri dish that is just doing it's Darwinian thing out there.

If you want some nightmare fuel, read about how much HIV mutates inside a single human.

Hey now, Alabama is at 33% vaccination rate. That's only like 66.x% unvaccinated

Alabama is a leading member of the 3rd world. Maybe in a few decades it can move up.


Looks like *someone* suddenly is feeling optimistic about COVID.
 
2021-07-22 10:20:00 AM  

TheGogmagog: thehellisthis: AmbassadorBooze: Time for Biden to put the US on double secret probation and lock the country the fark down.  Hard.  Martial law military enforced lock down.  90 days to start.  Nobody out of their homes, no matter what.  After 90 days, have the military start delivering food to loyal party members.  After another 90 days, allow the survivors to come out with masks on.  Make masks permanent, and have military snipers take out unmasked people.

Problem solved.

Having little robots deliver meals on wheels to conspiracy theorists is going to create one weird cargo cult.

Some of those campus robots roaming campus scanning everything, picking up wifi ID's, and taking photos of customer faces are owned by a Russian data company.

/Seriously
//Yandex
///Is the Russian company's name


This helps prove my theory that the Russians, Sarah Jessica Parker and Twisted Sister were behind UFO theft.

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2021-07-22 10:56:33 AM  

Ishkur: I love that scientists are just reverting to Greek letters now less there by any violent/racist backlash against citizens of Wuhan/Brazil/South Africa/etc.... so no more location/race/place names.

They should do what climatologists do with hurricanes and give them names. Delta is fourth in the Greek alphabet so the proper name for that is the "Debbie" virus. Because everyone knows a Debbie who was batshiat insane. After that is Epsilon, so "Erwin" virus. Who hasn't known an Erwin who wasn't a royal prick.


The "Karen" variant is going to be difficult to deal with.
 
2021-07-22 10:58:16 AM  

thehellisthis: "Try delts, everyone else has" is not really working out for the better now.


Replace with Try Sigmas, and you are 100% accurate.
/U of A..
 
2021-07-22 11:05:18 AM  

wildlifer: thehellisthis: "Try delts, everyone else has" is not really working out for the better now.

Replace with Try Sigmas, and you are 100% accurate.
/U of A..


Easy DeeZees (Delta Zeta)

Alpha Delta Pi has a nickname I've heard that I cannot write on Fark but it involves 3 kinds of unattractive animals.
 
2021-07-22 11:41:02 AM  

FrancoFile: Before you get vaccinated, you have to sing?


You don't have to. But I did.

they asked me to stop
 
2021-07-22 12:03:08 PM  

ColonelCathcart: wildlifer: thehellisthis: "Try delts, everyone else has" is not really working out for the better now.

Replace with Try Sigmas, and you are 100% accurate.
/U of A..

Easy DeeZees (Delta Zeta)

Alpha Delta Pi has a nickname I've heard that I cannot write on Fark but it involves 3 kinds of unattractive animals.


Really?  I heard it refers to a three-way sexual encounter.
 
2021-07-22 12:10:39 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: drjekel_mrhyde: Meanwhile in Texas https://www.independent.co.uk/news/wor​ld/americas/texas-covid-lambda-variant​-hospital-b1888205.html

Sheesh, Texas, we already had this conversation. "Revenge of the Nerds" has aged as well as 35-year-old milk that even Tenctonese wouldn't touch.


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