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(Austin News KXAN)   Say what you want about the Dallas Cowboys, but they are at 95% vaccination rate heading into training camp   (kxan.com) divider line
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433 [TotalFark]
2021-07-22 4:04:00 AM  
Get them at 100%.  How do you let un-vaxxed meatheads into your bullsh*t in the first place?  F*ck!
 
2021-07-22 5:48:03 AM  
Well considering they haven't been in the super bowl in decades they got to win something right
 
2021-07-22 6:56:14 AM  

433: How do you let un-vaxxed meatheads into your bullsh*t in the first place?


How do they let meatheads that can't be bothered to actually read the article here in the first place?
 
2021-07-22 7:25:05 AM  
If I were to guess which team had the highest percentage of vaccinated players, I'd say the Eagles. That team can't catch a thing.
 
2021-07-22 7:42:46 AM  
They back on the cocaine?
 
2021-07-22 8:46:32 AM  
This is in direct contradiction to the Irvin piece last week.
 
2021-07-22 9:27:49 AM  

youngandstupid: This is in direct contradiction to the Irvin piece last week.


Maybe his diatribe had an effect?
 
2021-07-22 9:54:05 AM  
thus accounting for half of Texas vaccinations overall.
 
2021-07-22 10:02:18 AM  
How bout dem Cowboys!
 
2021-07-22 10:10:05 AM  
Anything less than 100% is a national disgrace.
 
2021-07-22 10:15:58 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Anything less than 100% is a national disgrace.


Yep.  Meanwhile the farking Phillies continue to lose unvaccinated players to COVID tests or protocols and the announcers say it's too hard to make them get the vaccine because of the player's union
 
2021-07-22 10:43:49 AM  

johnny_vegas: Marcus Aurelius: Anything less than 100% is a national disgrace.

Yep.  Meanwhile the farking Phillies continue to lose unvaccinated players to COVID tests or protocols and the announcers say it's too hard to make them get the vaccine because of the player's union


It's the money talking.  Pro sports has sided with the virus.  This is not surprising, many corporations are staunchly anti-human.
 
2021-07-22 11:36:10 AM  

johnny_vegas: Yep. Meanwhile the farking Phillies continue to lose unvaccinated players to COVID tests or protocols and the announcers say it's too hard to make them get the vaccine because of the player's union


I have to wonder what the clubhouse looks like at this point. Since it's HALF (at least, according to reports) of the roster, including farkin' Aaron "It's my personal choice" Nola, I'm imagining that there's currently a giant distrust growing between the players. And the more games that are lost due to parts of the roster being out, the more that distrust is going to grow.
 
2021-07-22 12:11:54 PM  
Well of course they are, it's the COWBOYS!

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Oh I thought that said "incarcerated". My bad. Carry on.
 
2021-07-22 12:36:14 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Well of course they are, it's the COWBOYS!

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Oh I thought that said "incarcerated". My bad. Carry on.


Hello you Jeff Gladney fan, you.
 
2021-07-22 12:54:17 PM  
They're just living up to a reputation of not catching anything.
 
2021-07-22 1:11:43 PM  

Arkanaut: youngandstupid: This is in direct contradiction to the Irvin piece last week.

Maybe his diatribe had an effect?


I thought she was a Romo gal, more than Irvin? :)
 
2021-07-22 1:14:27 PM  

Joe_diGriz: johnny_vegas: Yep. Meanwhile the farking Phillies continue to lose unvaccinated players to COVID tests or protocols and the announcers say it's too hard to make them get the vaccine because of the player's union

I have to wonder what the clubhouse looks like at this point. Since it's HALF (at least, according to reports) of the roster, including farkin' Aaron "It's my personal choice" Nola, I'm imagining that there's currently a giant distrust growing between the players. And the more games that are lost due to parts of the roster being out, the more that distrust is going to grow.


The personal choice shield is the dumbest damn thing I've ever heard.

"Don't flame me, it's my personal choice."

THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WE ARE FLAMING YOU, ASSHOLE! You are deliberately choosing to put your team and country at risk for no reason beyond your personal preference.

/I know it's not your argument, but damn do I hate Aaron Nola now.
 
2021-07-22 3:34:59 PM  

farkregurgitator: Jim from Saint Paul: Well of course they are, it's the COWBOYS!

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Oh I thought that said "incarcerated". My bad. Carry on.

Hello you Jeff Gladney fan, you.


To be fair, I am not, and never have been a fan of Jeff Gladney.

Now if you want to make a "love Boat" joke, then ya got me there.
 
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