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2021-07-22 1:06:55 AM  
Podiatry
 
2021-07-22 1:37:39 AM  
Herself
 
2021-07-22 2:10:49 AM  
Successfully infiltrating Earth society and mimicking human behaviour.
 
2021-07-22 3:15:26 AM  
MTG doesn't know much about anything.
 
2021-07-22 3:17:13 AM  
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Looking like a fully-drawn human and not a restored Jesus monkey
 
2021-07-22 3:21:36 AM  
Anything, really.
 
2021-07-22 3:26:09 AM  
She should experiment with suicide methods. Im sure there are people out there who can convince her that its all a lib hoax and that there are massive health benefits to sucking on a gun barrel after a shot of bleach to keep the rona at bay

Sigh.....if only if only. We can dream right
 
2021-07-22 3:27:19 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]
Looking like a fully-drawn human and not a restored Jesus monkey


Would you settle for a pig?

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2021-07-22 3:36:01 AM  
However ignorant she really is, sure is a convenient way for the media to pretend she's an actual human being elected to political service and not a filthy fascist hosebeast hellbent on America's destruction.
 
2021-07-22 3:37:27 AM  
Cillizza is not really handling his Trump withdrawal too well. MTG is a very poor substitution. How long until we start getting biweekly "33 craziest things MTG said in her latest speech" articles?
 
2021-07-22 3:39:18 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Podiatry


Oh God, why is mocking Marjorie Greene's feet sparking so much joy?
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Please Fark, please inspire me to generate more garbage.
 
2021-07-22 3:41:55 AM  
Stories like this make me wonder what's the point of writing a story like this? The people who like and/or support her will continue to do so. The people who don't think highly of her will continue to not think highly of her. This story won't change either case. Are people hoping someone will read this story and have a moment of clarity?
"OMG, she's so dumb I can't believe I was thinking of voting for her!"
 
2021-07-22 3:47:43 AM  

saturn badger: Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]
Looking like a fully-drawn human and not a restored Jesus monkey

Would you settle for a pig?

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Already taken:
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2021-07-22 3:56:03 AM  
I wonder if she is talking about HIPPA, a thing anti-vaxxers made up.
 
2021-07-22 4:00:52 AM  

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Looking like a fully-drawn human and not a restored Jesus monkey


Please tell me that pic has been shooped...
 
2021-07-22 4:02:26 AM  
...doesn't know about how sleeves work.
 
2021-07-22 4:15:32 AM  
I do my best work ignoring this coont but the "Fauci lied people died"  sign is the height of trolling.

I'm not even mad about it, it's too stupid.  It's too pathetic.

Where did he lie? Was it a significant one? Am I violating her HIPPA by asking this???
 
2021-07-22 4:26:01 AM  
Discovering fire?
 
2021-07-22 4:27:46 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]
Looking like a fully-drawn human and not a restored Jesus monkey


oh dear lord, is she manufactured entirely from poorly-cured cheap leather?

/roy scheider called, he wants his face back
 
2021-07-22 4:29:05 AM  

foo monkey: Discovering fire?


that would actually help explain quite a lot

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2021-07-22 4:30:58 AM  
A parcel
 
2021-07-22 4:31:35 AM  
a hell of a lot
 
2021-07-22 4:35:12 AM  
Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?
 
2021-07-22 4:49:59 AM  
Ethics, compassion, self-respect, personal hygiene...the list goes on
 
2021-07-22 4:57:03 AM  

Purple_Urkle: GreatGlavinsGhost: Podiatry

Oh God, why is mocking Marjorie Greene's feet sparking so much joy?
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Please Fark, please inspire me to generate more garbage.


LOL  how many of those are from Tarantino films?

I'm not usually amused by nonstandard amounts of limbs or digits. But for some reason, that seems like one her least odd traits. If she'd had a tail removed as a child, I would be equally unsurprised. Or if she unhinged her jaw and ate a live rat.

But I'm sure she's very sweet to people she sees as her equals.
 
2021-07-22 4:57:27 AM  

Purple_Urkle: GreatGlavinsGhost: Podiatry

Oh God, why is mocking Marjorie Greene's feet sparking so much joy?
[Fark user image 425x425]
Please Fark, please inspire me to generate more garbage.


this is not okay. I'm eating at Waffle House for god sakes
 
2021-07-22 4:59:19 AM  
How does a semi-sapient creature manage to remove that much of their eyebrows, but retain that much facial hair..?
 
2021-07-22 5:03:09 AM  

Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?


Yes, she is at the top of the lunacy list. There are hundreds of Republicans, and only a handful lack the sense to simply shut up and get in the way. She has made a spectacle out of herself, which naturally garners more attention.

Why does AOC get do much attention? "The Squad", why is that a thing? The people who stand out get more scrutiny. And in the case of MTG, because her ideas are batshiat crazy even among her fellow lunatics it attracts criticism, which is fully justified.
 
2021-07-22 5:25:13 AM  

Birnone: Stories like this make me wonder what's the point of writing a story like this? The people who like and/or support her will continue to do so. The people who don't think highly of her will continue to not think highly of her. This story won't change either case. Are people hoping someone will read this story and have a moment of clarity?
"OMG, she's so dumb I can't believe I was thinking of voting for her!"


Yes, everyone is born with beliefs and those beliefs will never change.  This is why we shouldn't even have newspapers or FARK.
Now find something else to justify trying not to care about something.
 
2021-07-22 5:47:51 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?

Yes, she is at the top of the lunacy list. There are hundreds of Republicans, and only a handful lack the sense to simply shut up and get in the way. She has made a spectacle out of herself, which naturally garners more attention.

Why does AOC get do much attention? "The Squad", why is that a thing? The people who stand out get more scrutiny. And in the case of MTG, because her ideas are batshiat crazy even among her fellow lunatics it attracts criticism, which is fully justified.


So the Dem members get attention for their policies and ethics, whilst the Gop members get it for being batshiat insane.
 
2021-07-22 5:50:01 AM  

Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?


It's a good question. Why does AOC get so much attention? Because in a male dominated space, it's easier to spot an outspoken woman than an outspoken man.

I'm not saying that criticism of MTG is inherently sexist or misogynistic. Just that if a bland white guy in a crowd of bland white guys said the same thing, who would give a fark?

I went through the current list of congressmen and picked 10 at random. If you did a vox pop, how many would even be able to name one?

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2021-07-22 6:15:39 AM  
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2021-07-22 6:28:46 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: It's a good question. Why does AOC get so much attention? Because in a male dominated space, it's easier to spot an outspoken woman than an outspoken man.


Perhaps you could show me photos of the ocean of male congressional candidates shouting at people through AOC's mail slot she could get lost in

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2021-07-22 6:31:47 AM  
referring to MTG in male dominated spaces, if it wasn't obvious
 
2021-07-22 6:46:36 AM  

Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?


I think she's part of the Right's version of The Squad. Very hard right Christian conservative shock troops, there to distract everyone from what the other much more boring but equally divisive, obstructive, bitter, and bigoted conservative congressfolk are doing.

They can do a much better job of riling up their base than some old guys in suits, plus it gives them something to do.
 
2021-07-22 6:49:19 AM  

King Keepo: Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?

I think she's part of the Right's version of The Squad. Very hard right Christian conservative shock troops, there to distract everyone from what the other much more boring but equally divisive, obstructive, bitter, and bigoted conservative congressfolk are doing.

They can do a much better job of riling up their base than some old guys in suits, plus it gives them something to do.


Yes.
And if you put them together with AOC and her squad, you'd have enough brains to power a newt.
 
2021-07-22 6:57:20 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Devil's Advocaat: It's a good question. Why does AOC get so much attention? Because in a male dominated space, it's easier to spot an outspoken woman than an outspoken man.

Perhaps you could show me photos of the ocean of male congressional candidates shouting at people through AOC's mail slot she could get lost in


You know I can't do that because most male congressional candidates are old as fark and don't understand social media or how to go viral by pulling performative attention whore wankery like this.

I can however, show you an ocean of of male congressional members who refuse to recommend the vaccine to their constituents, who think gay marriage is destroying the soul of America, who steadfastly refuse to believe in climate change, or healthcare reform, or evolution, or trans rights, or path to citizenship, or reproductive rights, or voting rights, or who question the loyalty of Jewish people, or who question the patriotism of Muslims, etc, etc et farking cetera.
 
2021-07-22 7:06:28 AM  

tintar: Farking Clown Shoes: [cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]
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oh dear lord, is she manufactured entirely from poorly-cured cheap leather?

/roy scheider called, he wants his face back


I'll take Fetal Alcohol Syndrome for §400.
 
2021-07-22 7:32:22 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: I went through the current list of congressmen and picked 10 at random. If you did a vox pop, how many would even be able to name one?

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I would genuinely get a I live with my mom on that quiz.  So much blandness it's almost interesting again.  Like a Mobius Loop of Boring.
 
2021-07-22 7:33:44 AM  
I wouldn't be surprised if she sent out a fundraising email with "Democrats want to repeal HIPPO and force you to reveal all your medical info! Help me stop them before it's two late!"
 
2021-07-22 7:35:37 AM  
Devil's Advocaat: If you did a vox pop, how many would even be able to name one?

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I don't see the guy who likes to beat up trees, but he's just as batshiat crazy as MTG and gets a lot of attention when he says stupid shiat, too.
 
2021-07-22 7:48:41 AM  
She is not an intelligent human being. She is, on the other hand, very representative of her district.
 
2021-07-22 7:51:57 AM  
Sociopaths should never be allowed to hold public office

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2021-07-22 7:54:41 AM  

Nick Nostril: She is not an intelligent human being. She is, on the other hand, very representative of her district.


Astute observation
 
2021-07-22 7:55:56 AM  
Neanderthals didn't become extinct. They moved to Georgia
 
2021-07-22 7:59:16 AM  

Animatronik: King Keepo: Langdon_777: Aren't there literally hundreds of people with the same job/position as her?  Why is she one of the few names I can list off the top of my head?  Is sh such an outlying ignorant piece of shiat that she stands out, or is she just the "influencer" of Congress?  What are the other hundreds doing?  Why does the MSM give her so much attention and seem to ignore all the rest?

I think she's part of the Right's version of The Squad. Very hard right Christian conservative shock troops, there to distract everyone from what the other much more boring but equally divisive, obstructive, bitter, and bigoted conservative congressfolk are doing.

They can do a much better job of riling up their base than some old guys in suits, plus it gives them something to do.

Yes.
And if you put them together with AOC and her squad, you'd have enough brains to power a newt.


You're visible toad. Get back in the weeds slimeball.
 
2021-07-22 8:06:58 AM  
She was telegraphing with her answer.  Get pulled over by a cop and if the first thing put of your mouth is about illegal search and seizure he knows what's up. She's been vaccinated and has had conversations with her animal trainers about how the press won't be able to prove it because of HIPPA so that's what she reflexively regurgitates when the press asks about her vax status. Trump used to do this shiat all the time, confirm something while thinking he had cleverly disavowed it.
 
2021-07-22 8:11:45 AM  

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MTG really shouldn't be photographed in high resolutions. Rrrrrr. *shudder*
 
2021-07-22 8:13:53 AM  
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2021-07-22 8:14:59 AM  
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