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(Ottawa Citizen)   "It's not what it looks like," says man caught with his pants down and his penis up behind a tied-up, lubed-up pony   (ottawacitizen.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Sexual intercourse, Vagina, Ryan Dodd, Vulva, Penis, police officers, medical examination, successful prosecution  
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3931 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jul 2021 at 7:30 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
He's a very confident liar, and sexually insane.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
The problem with "It's not what it looks like!" is you are admitting you know what it looks like you are doing. Since you didn't take steps to mitigate that, everyone is safe to assume you are doing exactly what it looks like.
 
4 days ago  
RUN, LIL' SEBASTIAN!  RUN!
 
4 days ago  

scottydoesntknow: The problem with "It's not what it looks like!" is you are admitting you know what it looks like you are doing. Since you didn't take steps to mitigate that, everyone is safe to assume you are doing exactly what it looks like.


FTA:"
When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
"I'm sorry, it's not what it looks like," Ryan Dodd, 30.
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Leave that shiat to the experts, my dude...

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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
So he metaphorically looked like he was about to have sex? And the miniature horse is a reference to... click ... Oh god no!
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4 days ago  

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It never ends well.

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4 days ago  
He must have thought he was in Iowa. Easy mistake.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

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The suspect claimed he couldn't understand, because the victim was just a little 'oarse.
 
4 days ago  
This isn't the 'Canadian girlfriend' of fame & legend is it?
 
4 days ago  
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Always nice to see the home town make the news.

/huuuurk
 
4 days ago  
Every so often I think I've seen it all, but then a story comes along that makes me say "Nope, haven't seen it all yet."

This is followed shortly thereafter by "Why did I click that link?", "Get the brain bleach.", and "What the hell is wrong with people?"
 
4 days ago  
Wow, they're really doing the live-action My Little Pony movie on the cheap.
 
4 days ago  

scottydoesntknow: The problem with "It's not what it looks like!" is you are admitting you know what it looks like you are doing. Since you didn't take steps to mitigate that, everyone is safe to assume you are doing exactly what it looks like.


Correct. But sometimes it really isn't what it looks like honest
 
4 days ago  
His Little Pony.
 
4 days ago  
The ultimate sentence has finally been written.

"The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny. "
 
yms [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
He was in a stable relationship prior to his arrest.
 
4 days ago  
article; 'Police officers responding to the break-and-enter call early on Jan. 5, 2019, told him to put his pants on, and he did so, only backwards, saying, "This is embarrassing."'

Understatement of the month?... or will this January story take the year trophy?
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
I love horsey sauce on my hot beef.
 
4 days ago  
Was so much detail really necessary?
Seriously? a description of the vulva?

Must be a cub reporter without enough to do.
 
4 days ago  
He thought he was hooking up with Marjorie Taylor Greene. It's an easy mistake to make when you're drunk.
 
4 days ago  
"no, you idiot, I said I wanted to see her trot!"
 
4 days ago  
Just the tip, Sarah.
 
4 days ago  
He's at it again.

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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
No, it was probably, much, much worse.
 
4 days ago  
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"Interspecies erotica!"
 
4 days ago  
That article was was disturbingly detailed. I had to stop reading...
 
4 days ago  

yms: He was in a stable relationship prior to his arrest.


thread over. we're done here.
 
4 days ago  

JaCiNto: That article was was disturbingly detailed. I had to stop reading...


Hay, don't freak
 
4 days ago  
Who among us hasn't felt a little hoarse occasionally?
 
4 days ago  

JaCiNto: That article was was disturbingly detailed. I had to stop reading...


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4 days ago  
"Ha ha, that headline must be a eu...phe..m.."
 
4 days ago  
It's like when getting the story, the reporter was saying, "No no, I understand all that but tell me more about the vulva".
 
4 days ago  
Emumclaw:
"Amateurs."
 
4 days ago  
"But, you f*ck one pony."
 
4 days ago  

nanim: article; 'Police officers responding to the break-and-enter call early on Jan. 5, 2019, told him to put his pants on, and he did so, only backwards, saying, "This is wigity wiggity wack."'

Understatement of the month?... or will this January story take the year trophy?

 
TWX [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
Hmm.  Green for the better part of an hour and no bronies have graced us with their memes.  I wonder why not?
 
4 days ago  

TWX: Hmm.  Green for the better part of an hour and no bronies have graced us with their memes.  I wonder why not?


Don't want to stirrup any further controversy?
 
TWX [TotalFark]
4 days ago  

sxacho: It's like when getting the story, the reporter was saying, "No no, I understand all that but tell me more about the vulva".


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4 days ago  
What a free-spirited blonde might look like.
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4 days ago  

JaCiNto: That article was was disturbingly detailed. I had to stop reading...


EWW
 
4 days ago  
The reporter:
"and the horse's vulva, immaculately clean and glistening-"
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