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(Rolling Stone)   Eric Clapton announces he will only play in disease-filled venues   (rollingstone.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Eric Clapton, United Kingdom, Vaccine, Royal Albert Hall, Prime Minister Boris Johnson's announcement, Clapton's statement, Vaccination, July 19th  
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4 days ago  
Come down on your own and leave your body alone?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
If he'd just crap his pants, Nugent would be completely redundant.
 
4 days ago  
Are we surprised?  Numnutts couldn't be bother to take the minimum requirement of locking the window to his hotel room and his kid is dead.  What a brave, brave man he is.
 
4 days ago  
Since subby put it that way, every human being is carrying around something. You might come out of there with clamydia.
 
4 days ago  
Hey, back off Clapton, OK? Maybe he just wants to see his son again.
 
4 days ago  

LordBeavis: Are we surprised?  Numnutts couldn't be bother to take the minimum requirement of locking the window to his hotel room and his kid is dead.  What a brave, brave man he is.


Lulz
 
4 days ago  
Doctor Fauci always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time I plant a Covid seed
He say, "kill it before it grow"
He say, "kill it before it grow", I say

I shot the immunologist, but I swear it was in self defense
 
4 days ago  
What do you expect from a guy whose name is a corruption of Clap Town?
 
4 days ago  
Lame, brah.
You're spreading the disease.
Lame, brah.
We're begging, asshole, please.
Lame, brah.
Dumbass wants to wheeze,
and choke, and die.
 
4 days ago  
They used to call Clapton a God, but I didn't realize he was demanding human sacrifice.
 
4 days ago  

Alphax: They used to call Clapton a God, but I didn't realize he was demanding human sacrifice.


*yoink*

'Borrowing' this.
 
4 days ago  
Alphax:

In exchange, take this...

Clapton is God. No-one expected that God to be Nurgle.
 
4 days ago  

ArcadianRefugee: Hey, back off Clapton, OK? Maybe he just wants to see his son again.


Is there an upper story window nearby?
 
4 days ago  
Just like the old days at the Fillmore!
 
4 days ago  
I used to be impressed by him, way back in the day.  Then, I saw a little blurb in People under a photo of a guy in a business suit, short hair, clean shaven, wingtips, little glasses, the whole nine yards.  It was some sort of earth shattering article about stars behind the scenes.  Anyway, apparently he would do an entire tour, with minimal to no grooming, so he'd look like the rocker everyone expected.  But his contract always had a clause that the last place would have a barber/stylist in house and luggage would be delivered.  He would leave stage and completely transform into a boring business executive, and stroll out, through the pile of fans, get into a limo and the fans would be still milling around waiting to see their star.  I knew then, he was a phony, and over the years, as he has been more and more open about his biases, bigotry, and ignorance, he just confirms my thoughts.
 
4 days ago  
 
4 days ago  
1st rate talent, 2nd rate human
 
4 days ago  

ReaverZ: 1st rate talent, 2nd rate human


If you look up the word "insipid", there is a picture of Clapton playing his "blues".
 
4 days ago  
Do you mean noted doctor and child safety expert Eric Clapton?
 
4 days ago  
<insert what would clapton care more about: cocaine/baby falling out of window joke here>
 
4 days ago  
Again?
 
4 days ago  

Mojongo: Doctor Fauci always hated me
For what I don't know
Every time I plant a Covid seed
He say, "kill it before it grow"
He say, "kill it before it grow", I say

I shot the immunologist, but I swear it was in self defense


The Cult of the Mask.

Here's your boy ignoring your fears.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insi​d​er.com/fauci-seeing-daughters-first-ti​me-pandemic-began-2021-6%3famp
 
4 days ago  
What a shame, I used to enjoy listening to him.

Now he's just another plague rat.
 
4 days ago  
I've got to say, I've been to a few rock concerts in my day, and the venues were all disease filled.

The only historical exception I can think of is Pat Boone's "In A Metal Mood" tour, and even that one is debatable.
 
4 days ago  

ReaverZ: 1st rate talent, 2nd rate human


Not as much talent as you think.
 
4 days ago  

cherryl taggart: I used to be impressed by him, way back in the day.  Then, I saw a little blurb in People under a photo of a guy in a business suit, short hair, clean shaven, wingtips, little glasses, the whole nine yards.  It was some sort of earth shattering article about stars behind the scenes.  Anyway, apparently he would do an entire tour, with minimal to no grooming, so he'd look like the rocker everyone expected.  But his contract always had a clause that the last place would have a barber/stylist in house and luggage would be delivered.  He would leave stage and completely transform into a boring business executive, and stroll out, through the pile of fans, get into a limo and the fans would be still milling around waiting to see their star.  I knew then, he was a phony, and over the years, as he has been more and more open about his biases, bigotry, and ignorance, he just confirms my thoughts.


... huh, he's a walking metaphor of an entire generation that worships him.
 
4 days ago  
If you wanna get sick, you've just gotta be a dick
COVID
If you don't wanna mask, and be a dumb ass
COVID
She don't lie, you get ill, and then die
COVID

/fark him.
 
4 days ago  
Just because you are really good at something doesn't mean that you are really good.
People seem to have a great deal of trouble processing this fact.
 
4 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: The Cult of the Mask.


Slowhead, is that you?
 
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