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2021-07-21 7:29:53 PM  
Soaking sounds just lazy. RTA and gained knowledge I didn't want or need
 
2021-07-21 8:20:07 PM  
I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.
 
2021-07-21 8:39:02 PM  
I won't join any club that requires a uniform, like those bizarro underwear they wear.
 
2021-07-21 8:51:15 PM  
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2021-07-21 8:54:23 PM  
They should form a Magic the Gathering league just to make sure.
 
2021-07-21 9:42:11 PM  

EvilEgg: They should form a Magic the Gathering league just to make sure.


MTG? I want to play.
I'll be Dog the Bounty Hunter.
 
2021-07-21 9:42:20 PM  
They all do butt stuff.
 
2021-07-21 9:42:42 PM  
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2021-07-21 9:42:48 PM  
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2021-07-21 9:44:28 PM  
Anal Club?
 
2021-07-21 9:46:08 PM  

Ragin' Asian: They all do butt stuff.


Even the women?
 
2021-07-21 9:46:25 PM  

Ragin' Asian: They all do butt poophole stuff .

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2021-07-21 9:47:57 PM  
From the article:

"The study found that these gasoline superusers typically use more than 1,000 gallons of gas annually, drive larger vehicles, and drive three times as many miles as the average driver."

I doubt I use much over 100 gallons of gas a year.

And in 2020, I think I went about 6 months without filling up at all. But I guess that's an exception...
 
2021-07-21 9:49:01 PM  
Oops--wrong thread. Sorry.
 
2021-07-21 9:55:33 PM  

TastyEloi: Oops--wrong thread. Sorry.


Meh, both are about over-use of the tailpipe.
 
2021-07-21 9:55:39 PM  

eurotrader: Soaking sounds just lazy. RTA and gained knowledge I didn't want or need


It also sounds stupid and completely pointless since thrusting is what keeps the stimulation going, which keeps the juices flowing and the dick hard. It is about as much "sex" as getting your dingus hard and then just holding it in your hand, not moving at all...
 
2021-07-21 9:56:16 PM  
Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.
 
2021-07-21 9:56:59 PM  
Sounds super dumb.

"So, what do y'all do here?"
"Oh, anything really, just not sex."
"Like, at meetings? Sounds like every club."
"No. We forbid you from having sex when not at the meetings. That's the point of the club."
"Oh. Good talk." (backs away slowly)
 
2021-07-21 9:58:21 PM  

TastyEloi: Oops--wrong thread. Sorry.


We could tell.
 
2021-07-21 9:58:24 PM  

TastyEloi: Oops--wrong thread. Sorry.


That's the best "wrong thread" posts I've ever read. Totally out of the farking ballpark there, not even the right sport. Yet somehow, it makes sense...
 
2021-07-21 9:58:25 PM  

TastyEloi: From the article:

"The study found that these gasoline superusers typically use more than 1,000 gallons of gas annually, drive larger vehicles, and drive three times as many miles as the average driver."

I doubt I use much over 100 gallons of gas a year.

And in 2020, I think I went about 6 months without filling up at all. But I guess that's an exception...


1,000 gallons of petroleum-based lube?  Is that what you're saying?

6 months without filling up. You need to talk to your significant other. That's not healthy for a relationship.
 
2021-07-21 10:01:22 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.


Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.
 
2021-07-21 10:05:07 PM  

Ragin' Asian: They all do butt stuff.


The Loophole
Youtube fgBfdY_HN3A
 
2021-07-21 10:06:07 PM  

TastyEloi: From the article:

"The study found that these gasoline superusers typically use more than 1,000 gallons of gas annually, drive larger vehicles, and drive three times as many miles as the average driver."

I doubt I use much over 100 gallons of gas a year.

And in 2020, I think I went about 6 months without filling up at all. But I guess that's an exception...


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2021-07-21 10:06:11 PM  
Well that just sounds like being an incel with extra steps.
 
2021-07-21 10:09:45 PM  
Oops, should have included NSFW on my last post.  (Also, I should have posted the full video version instead of just the picture of the band..)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_​R​_j0OY
 
2021-07-21 10:19:03 PM  

Hoban Washburne: I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.


I wouldn't belong to any club that won't let me use my member.
 
2021-07-21 10:19:37 PM  
Religious people are dumb.
 
2021-07-21 10:20:03 PM  
They are slightly less annoying than these f*cks:

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And that asshole decided to use orange and blue...my alma mater's colors.  What a c*nt.
 
2021-07-21 10:20:22 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.


2004. I was attending CJCC. I was also from Denver, which for some reason turns you into some exotic specimen.

And yeah, the girls alone ALMOST anchored me there after I graduated. Then I remembered about the corrupt cops, derision against atheists, cult-like schools for any potential offspring, and the complete lack of anything actually fun to do after the age of 25.
 
2021-07-21 10:44:40 PM  
If those Mormon girls go to college virgins then their dads and uncles and brothers haven't been doing their god -sanctioned duty. It's Bang-'em-Young U.
 
2021-07-21 10:54:21 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.


Yeah, I couldn't think of a single "lingerie hair salon" I've seen here, let alone a chain.

But the OP's not wrong about girls from overly religious upbringings wanting to break out and doing it with a freaking passion. 😁
 
2021-07-21 10:56:06 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.

2004. I was attending CJCC. I was also from Denver, which for some reason turns you into some exotic specimen.

And yeah, the girls alone ALMOST anchored me there after I graduated. Then I remembered about the corrupt cops, derision against atheists, cult-like schools for any potential offspring, and the complete lack of anything actually fun to do after the age of 25.


"cult like schools"? They're just normal schools. I don't know what the fark you saw.

And there's plenty to do after the age of 25 here.
 
2021-07-21 11:09:22 PM  
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2021-07-21 11:11:47 PM  

whither_apophis: Ragin' Asian: They all do butt stuff.

Even the women?


yep

I MEAN, NO IDEA
 
2021-07-21 11:11:54 PM  

Mikey1969: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.

2004. I was attending CJCC. I was also from Denver, which for some reason turns you into some exotic specimen.

And yeah, the girls alone ALMOST anchored me there after I graduated. Then I remembered about the corrupt cops, derision against atheists, cult-like schools for any potential offspring, and the complete lack of anything actually fun to do after the age of 25.

"cult like schools"? They're just normal schools. I don't know what the fark you saw.

And there's plenty to do after the age of 25 here.


After having read through some of the SEEd documents for UT BoE, maybe the public schools are actually pretty good. But how sure are you about the charter schools?
 
2021-07-21 11:20:16 PM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Mikey1969: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.

2004. I was attending CJCC. I was also from Denver, which for some reason turns you into some exotic specimen.

And yeah, the girls alone ALMOST anchored me there after I graduated. Then I remembered about the corrupt cops, derision against atheists, cult-like schools for any potential offspring, and the complete lack of anything actually fun to do after the age of 25.

"cult like schools"? They're just normal schools. I don't know what the fark you saw.

And there's plenty to do after the age of 25 here.

After having read through some of the SEEd documents for UT BoE, maybe the public schools are actually pretty good. But how sure are you about the charter schools?


If the docs are bind on equip, just put them on the auction house.  May get some sucker to bid, might as well give it a shot.
 
2021-07-21 11:22:36 PM  
"The bible warns us of the sinful nature of Hot Girl Summer, " it reads. "Try practicing Pious Girl Summer. A summer full of scriptures, sun, and self improvement through religious piety. And remember: Modest is hottest!"

I call fake. No religious person I've ever known talks like this. "Self-improvement" is not something conservative Christians posit as a goal, Christian religions will talk about "Jesus" or "the Bible," not "religion," as being the source of their power, and I have literally never heard an actual religious person use the word "piety" this way.

This sounds more like what someone was not raised religious thinks religious people sound like.

Could I be wrong? Maybe. But this absolutely does not pass the smell test.

/ I use "Christian" here because Mormonism is absolutely a branch on Christianity's family tree, despite what most other Protestants will argue
 
2021-07-21 11:40:14 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "The bible warns us of the sinful nature of Hot Girl Summer, " it reads. "Try practicing Pious Girl Summer. A summer full of scriptures, sun, and self improvement through religious piety. And remember: Modest is hottest!"

I call fake. No religious person I've ever known talks like this. "Self-improvement" is not something conservative Christians posit as a goal, Christian religions will talk about "Jesus" or "the Bible," not "religion," as being the source of their power, and I have literally never heard an actual religious person use the word "piety" this way.

This sounds more like what someone was not raised religious thinks religious people sound like.

Could I be wrong? Maybe. But this absolutely does not pass the smell test.

/ I use "Christian" here because Mormonism is absolutely a branch on Christianity's family tree, despite what most other Protestants will argue


You've convinced me. This is just a Catholic false flag to diminish the Mormon church. Those people know how to throw around the word "piety."
 
2021-07-21 11:41:35 PM  

gameshowhost: whither_apophis: Ragin' Asian: They all do butt stuff.

Even the women?

yep

I MEAN, NO IDEA


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I'm convinced that you have magical powers.
 
2021-07-22 12:02:45 AM  
I'm Catholic and I live in Rexburg Idaho the home of BYU-I and they are full of shiat here, they hide their coffee pots in the cupboards, their booze in with it and screw anything that moves.
 
2021-07-22 12:26:15 AM  
I'm reminded of "The Virgin Student Union".

I briefly knew someone who claimed to have started something called that back in the '80s, but surprisingly he wasn't some religious guy trying to get people to wear "promise rings".  He didn't give any hints of religiosity, but just said he felt it should be saved for marriage.

I think he may have been putting us on, but I also think he might have been completely serious.  I don't know.

We were all high school students enrolled in some summer course at a college for a month...Not that he discouraged anyone else from getting laid with the VSU thing, but I suspect he got laid more than anyone else.

/He couldn't have gotten laid any less than I did the whole time, that's for sure.
 
2021-07-22 12:30:30 AM  

Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Mikey1969: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Three Crooked Squirrels: Inebriated Bolshevik Muppet: Yeah somebody has never been to Utah. Mormon girls have a tendency to decide they're done with being daddy's girl.

If you ever want to see a bunch of hot girls walking around wearing 2 Band-Aids and a cork without having to pay a strip-club cover charge, all you have to do is hang out near an SLC night club.

/Lived in Clearfield for a year.
//The Washington Square Park was always SWARMING with extremely hot girls in barely-there skimpy sundresses and nothing else during the weekends.
///Only city I've visited where lingerie haircut shops we're a CHAIN.

Pretty sure Bikini Cuts open and closed within 12-36 months. They haven't been here for a long time. Your idea of Utah from your one year here might not be a solid sample.

2004. I was attending CJCC. I was also from Denver, which for some reason turns you into some exotic specimen.

And yeah, the girls alone ALMOST anchored me there after I graduated. Then I remembered about the corrupt cops, derision against atheists, cult-like schools for any potential offspring, and the complete lack of anything actually fun to do after the age of 25.

"cult like schools"? They're just normal schools. I don't know what the fark you saw.

And there's plenty to do after the age of 25 here.

After having read through some of the SEEd documents for UT BoE, maybe the public schools are actually pretty good. But how sure are you about the charter schools?


About the same as I am with charter schools everywhere. If I wanted to send my daughter to one, I'd vet the shiat out of the place.

I like to hold out hope that at least some of the parents who send their kids to them will be as thorough.
 
2021-07-22 1:27:19 AM  

Hoban Washburne: I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a my member.

 
2021-07-22 1:43:28 AM  
I had a bit of a whirlwind relationship with a BYU girl in my younger years. Let's just say I could have pretended to be mormon for several years.
 
2021-07-22 3:37:41 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: "The bible warns us of the sinful nature of Hot Girl Summer, " it reads. "Try practicing Pious Girl Summer. A summer full of scriptures, sun, and self improvement through religious piety. And remember: Modest is hottest!"

I call fake. No religious person I've ever known talks like this. "Self-improvement" is not something conservative Christians posit as a goal, Christian religions will talk about "Jesus" or "the Bible," not "religion," as being the source of their power, and I have literally never heard an actual religious person use the word "piety" this way.

This sounds more like what someone was not raised religious thinks religious people sound like.

Could I be wrong? Maybe. But this absolutely does not pass the smell test.

/ I use "Christian" here because Mormonism is absolutely a branch on Christianity's family tree, despite what most other Protestants will argue


If I remember correctly, Mormons didn't originally see themselves as Christians, but the next true iteration of the religion after Judaism (all others were illegitimate). That changed in the 70s I think, when they began to ally themselves with evangelical Protestants for political reasons--can't get them to respect you if you're not really Christians, no matter how much you hate gays and abortions.
 
2021-07-22 4:06:13 AM  

Hoban Washburne: I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.


Nobody in that club wants your member
 
2021-07-22 12:28:09 PM  
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Stay pure for your future husband.
 
2021-07-23 9:00:09 AM  
Lapsed Mormon girls are awesome.
 
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