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(CBS Sports)   If you've ever wanted your team to sport helmets with truck nuts drawn on the back, well... this is your year, Colts fans   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 8:35:08 PM  
Subby, if you see nuts everywhere you look, maybe you're the problem.
 
2021-07-21 8:57:16 PM  
Subby, make an appointment with an Ophthalmologist, the two horseshoes on the back of the helmet look nothing like truck nuts.
 
2021-07-21 9:55:19 PM  
Subby, if you are telling me the NFL is going back to leather helmets I'll buy tickets to see that.
 
2021-07-21 10:11:47 PM  
And now I can't unsee two testicles.

/Might want to get those bumps checked out by a doctor, though. I don't think they're supposed to be white.
//And symmetrical.
 
2021-07-22 2:32:47 AM  
Subby, have you even seen nuts?
 
2021-07-22 3:04:10 AM  
The Fashion tab is that way 👉

/ and it's faaaabuloussss
 
2021-07-22 3:50:57 AM  
That helmet sucks and colts throwbacks are dumb as hell. Had a choice between two or three stripes
 
2021-07-22 6:30:33 AM  
"The Colts uniform is one of the most iconic and enduring symbols in all of sports," Carlie Irsay-Gordon, the Colts' vice chair and co-owner, said in a statement.

I realize it's kind of your job to spout such bullshiat, but even then, "most iconic...in all of sports"??  That seems particularly hyperbolic.  I mean, don't get me wrong, there's a good chance it would rank in the top half of the NFL's most iconic team logos, but all of sports? A bit of reality would do you good.
 
2021-07-22 8:25:59 AM  

solokumba: Subby, if you are telling me the NFL is going back to leather helmets I'll buy tickets to see that.


It's actually a reasonable thought that if we removed head protection players would stop leading tackles with their @&#%ing skulls and TBI/concussion rates could actually plummet.
 
2021-07-22 8:29:02 AM  

eKonk: "The Colts uniform is one of the most iconic and enduring symbols in all of sports," Carlie Irsay-Gordon, the Colts' vice chair and co-owner, said in a statement.

I realize it's kind of your job to spout such bullshiat, but even then, "most iconic...in all of sports"??  That seems particularly hyperbolic.  I mean, don't get me wrong, there's a good chance it would rank in the top half of the NFL's most iconic team logos, but all of sports? A bit of reality would do you good.


Her other quote, "It's a basic, plain vanilla bit o'boring and we're sticking with it", had a hard time getting past Marketing.
 
2021-07-22 9:50:38 AM  
Subby, if the nuts in your life have that much separation, they should maybe get checked out.

also they're clearly bewbs.
 
2021-07-22 9:51:43 AM  

virulent_loser: Subby, if the nuts in your life have that much separation, they should maybe get checked out.

also they're clearly bewbs.


...the bewbs being the double horseshoes. bah.
 
2021-07-22 11:20:59 AM  

GregInIndy: solokumba: Subby, if you are telling me the NFL is going back to leather helmets I'll buy tickets to see that.

It's actually a reasonable thought that if we removed head protection players would stop leading tackles with their @&#%ing skulls and TBI/concussion rates could actually plummet.


I mean, you'd have more catastrophic injuries and on-field deaths in the transition, but hey, to make an omelet...
 
2021-07-22 1:48:51 PM  
Wow, with the stripe there, it really does look like a wiener and balls.
 
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