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(Westfair)   For sale: ancient nudist colony. Ancient nudists not included   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, 1930s, Renting, Nudity, gated 164-acre property, Wall Street Journal report, Naturism, 1930, Ulster County, New York  
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625 clicks; posted to Business » on 21 Jul 2021 at 9:27 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-07-21 6:47:18 PM  
Then I'm rescinding my offer of $19.95
2021-07-21 7:36:32 PM  
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2021-07-21 8:50:49 PM  
My friend grew up on the property next door.  From an article she wrote:
"The boys of the neighborhood however had only to volunteer to plow the dirt between the rows of grapes to glimpse and gape at this new and unusual species working and frolicking in the buff next door."
2021-07-21 10:51:42 PM  
Ancient Nudist Colony is my Rolling Stones/Barenaked Ladies cover band name.
2021-07-22 2:27:50 AM  
Ancient nudists not included?  You must be joking.  Ancient nudists are ALWAYS included.   I think they spontaneously appear wherever a nudist colony shows up.
2021-07-22 2:29:53 AM  
lot of old nudist colonies in NY/NJ. you'd be surprised how incredibly lovely some of them are in their various states. find an old road map.
2021-07-22 7:38:52 AM  
For sale: ancient nudist colony. Ancient nudists not included

Its OK as soon as you open, the ancient nudists will show up by themselves :/
2021-07-22 8:19:52 AM  
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2021-07-22 8:20:27 AM  

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2021-07-22 12:25:00 PM  

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They gives me the cost to finally open the swinger's club of my dreams.
2021-07-22 9:33:08 PM  

tarkin1: Ancient nudists are ALWAYS included.

Not as many once it became evident where ticks' favorite spots on a human body are.
2021-07-22 11:25:28 PM  
Sorry to disappoint but I don't plan on colonizing any ancient nudists this year.
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