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2021-07-21 4:25:14 PM  
Republicans lie and obstruct. Just add this to the list of things republicans negotiated in bad faith and lied about bipartisan support. See the previous bipartisan agreement for the 1/6 commission that gave republicans everything they asked for then republicans voted against.
 
2021-07-21 6:07:08 PM  

eurotrader: Republicans lie and obstruct. Just add this to the list of things republicans negotiated in bad faith and lied about bipartisan support. See the previous bipartisan agreement for the 1/6 commission that gave republicans everything they asked for then republicans voted against.


Fu*k those cocksuckers.
 
2021-07-21 6:29:25 PM  
It's time to drop the constant messaging from Democrats about bipartisanship being important. Governing is important. If Republicans choose to refuse to govern and especially if their efforts are focused on preventing anyone from governing then Democrats should simply proceed with the business of competent, responsible government without input from Republicans.

Now, we passed that point long ago but there's no time like the present to acknowledge it formally.
 
2021-07-21 7:33:01 PM  
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the push to advance the bill was a "stunt" that is "set to fail..."

Will this guy just drown in a vat of dicks already?  Please?

/I mean it - a vatof wiggly dicks - large ones, small ones, any and all of them.
//I want him to drown in it.
///Lungs....just, just brimming with dick.
 
2021-07-21 8:45:31 PM  

knackx: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the push to advance the bill was a "stunt" that is "set to fail..."

Will this guy just drown in a vat of dicks already?  Please?

/I mean it - a vatof wiggly dicks - large ones, small ones, any and all of them.
//I want him to drown in it.
///Lungs....just, just brimming with dick.


So like in mineral oil or formaldehyde?  We could probably get them from organ donors, I would be very happy to know that my dick was donated for the purpose of choking him. Sadly I would be dead and couldn't see it.
 
2021-07-21 8:49:23 PM  
Republicans never negotiate in good faith, you have to steamroll right over them if you can. They're all scum.
 
2021-07-21 10:57:23 PM  

knackx: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the push to advance the bill was a "stunt" that is "set to fail..."

Will this guy just drown in a vat of dicks already?  Please?

/I mean it - a vatof wiggly dicks - large ones, small ones, any and all of them.
//I want him to drown in it.
///Lungs....just, just brimming with dick.


A vat of endlessly ejaculating dicks.

So when they drop him in it's just dicks, but then his movement is like in quicksand it just makes the problem worse, until eventually they all just start jizzing and throbbing and jizzing until the vat fills up and he drowns.
 
2021-07-21 11:04:25 PM  
Can we arrest some traitors yet? Start with Mitch
 
2021-07-21 11:41:01 PM  
Republicans hate this country and want it to fail. This is just another example of their disdain for the United States of America.
 
2021-07-21 11:41:38 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Can we arrest some traitors yet? Start with Mitch


Or, and hear me out

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2021-07-21 11:42:06 PM  
We all know how this ends, apparently the Democrat leadership has the memory of a goldfish.
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2021-07-21 11:47:13 PM  
This is going to fail, isn't it?
 
2021-07-21 11:48:14 PM  
Now watch as Democratic leadership spends the rest of the legislative session sitting around with their thumbs up their asses pretending that they have no choice but to wait until Republicans are tired of farking everything up.
 
2021-07-21 11:52:11 PM  
I say again
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JOE MANCHIN HAS NO HONOR
 
2021-07-21 11:52:33 PM  

Aar1012: This is going to fail, isn't it?


No. The administration has gone through the bipartisan motions to satisfy Manchineel and Sienna. They have gives the GOP every chance to join in, and have been rebuffed. Now they can pressure the Dem holdouts to vote with the rest of the caucus during reconciliation.
 
2021-07-21 11:52:44 PM  

UndeadPoetsSociety: Now watch as Democratic leadership spends the rest of the legislative session sitting around with their thumbs up their asses pretending that they have no choice but to wait until Republicans are tired of farking everything up.


BERNIE LOST AND JOE MANCHIN IS A REAL DEMOCRAT
 
2021-07-21 11:53:26 PM  

The Garden State: Aar1012: This is going to fail, isn't it?

No. The administration has gone through the bipartisan motions to satisfy Manchineel and Sienna. They have gives the GOP every chance to join in, and have been rebuffed. Now they can pressure the Dem holdouts to vote with the rest of the caucus during reconciliation.


Ahem...that's Manchin and Sinema.
 
2021-07-21 11:53:34 PM  

red230: We all know how this ends, apparently the Democrat leadership has the memory of a goldfish.
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That's not fair to goldfish; they're capable of learning.
 
2021-07-21 11:54:47 PM  

The Garden State: Aar1012: This is going to fail, isn't it?

No. The administration has gone through the bipartisan motions to satisfy Manchineel and Sienna. They have gives the GOP every chance to join in, and have been rebuffed. Now they can pressure the Dem holdouts to vote with the rest of the caucus during reconciliation.


Thats my opinion as well.  no 1.3t? fine, we will pass 3t and more in reconcilation
 
2021-07-21 11:54:56 PM  

The Garden State: The Garden State: Aar1012: This is going to fail, isn't it?

No. The administration has gone through the bipartisan motions to satisfy Manchineel and Sienna. They have gives the GOP every chance to join in, and have been rebuffed. Now they can pressure the Dem holdouts to vote with the rest of the caucus during reconciliation.

Ahem...that's Manchin and Sinema.


I like the way you said it the first time, it's disingenuous, just like Manchin and Sinema.
 
2021-07-21 11:55:26 PM  

Palined Parenthood: UndeadPoetsSociety: Now watch as Democratic leadership spends the rest of the legislative session sitting around with their thumbs up their asses pretending that they have no choice but to wait until Republicans are tired of farking everything up.

BERNIE LOST AND JOE MANCHIN IS A REAL DEMOCRAT


FAKE NEWS!
 
2021-07-21 11:57:17 PM  
AdmirableSnackbar: *derp about dems not passing bill*

You said you were against this bill like a week ago!

You position is the same as these Republicans.
 
2021-07-21 11:57:34 PM  
So I get that the GQP are a bunch of farksticks and are holding up a "bipartisan" bill.  Then why in the everloving shiat did Schumer vote against his own motion?  What possible good did that serve?

Until we get this senile assholes out of leadership positions, this is the government we deserve.
 
2021-07-21 11:58:12 PM  
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2021-07-21 11:59:21 PM  
Corvus:

You position is the same as these Republicans.

His position is to tell the Republicans to fark off before passing the much larger reconciliation bill that hasn't been neutered into worthlessness.

Not that I expect you to be honest about anything.
 
2021-07-22 12:00:05 AM  

Corvus: AdmirableSnackbar: *derp about dems not passing bill*

You said you were against this bill like a week ago!

You position is the same as these Republicans.


The Republicans want a $6 trillion dollar Democratic Party infrastructure bill passed?
 
2021-07-22 12:01:49 AM  

Murkanen: His position is to tell the Republicans to fark off before passing the much larger reconciliation bill that hasn't been neutered into worthlessness.


So he is AGAINST THE  BILL- the SAME as the REPUBLICANS.

Thanks for agreeing with me. 100% of Republicans voted against this bill -- He stands with them.

You are saying the 'republican bill' - is the bill 100% of republicans voted AGAINST?
 
2021-07-22 12:02:57 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Corvus: AdmirableSnackbar: *derp about dems not passing bill*

You said you were against this bill like a week ago!

You position is the same as these Republicans.

The Republicans want a $6 trillion dollar Democratic Party infrastructure bill passed?


No he said he was against the "bi-partisan" bill just like 100% of the vote of the republicans voted.


There has been NO senate vote of the $6 trillion package or are you clueless?
 
2021-07-22 12:04:03 AM  
Cool. Then let's make the $3.5 trillion bill back up to $6 since they are gonna torpedo this bill. Also let's go ahead and exploit the opportunity for a third reconciliation bill and just expand Medicare.

Democrats tried to play ball with these assholes and take it one step at a time. So fark it let'shiat the gas.
 
2021-07-22 12:05:16 AM  
Wow some farkers can't even keep straight what they are for or against.

People need to write them better talking points.
 
2021-07-22 12:06:36 AM  

Corvus: Murkanen: His position is to tell the Republicans to fark off before passing the much larger reconciliation bill that hasn't been neutered into worthlessness.

So he is AGAINST THE  BILL- the SAME as the REPUBLICANS.

Thanks for agreeing with me. 100% of Republicans voted against this bill -- He stands with them.

You are saying the 'republican bill' - is the bill 100% of republicans voted AGAINST?


Well it's the one they negotiated down before voting against it (like usual, see: ACA), so it was supposed to be a bipartisan bill. Instead it's Lucy pulling away the football. Why do you punch left when the right is tricking you so often into doing things against your own interests, such as, when you fight people in your own party asking for better than what we have now?
 
2021-07-22 12:08:41 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Corvus: Murkanen: His position is to tell the Republicans to fark off before passing the much larger reconciliation bill that hasn't been neutered into worthlessness.

So he is AGAINST THE  BILL- the SAME as the REPUBLICANS.

Thanks for agreeing with me. 100% of Republicans voted against this bill -- He stands with them.

You are saying the 'republican bill' - is the bill 100% of republicans voted AGAINST?

Well it's the one they negotiated down before voting against it (like usual, see: ACA), so it was supposed to be a bipartisan bill. Instead it's Lucy pulling away the football. Why do you punch left when the right is tricking you so often into doing things against your own interests, such as, when you fight people in your own party asking for better than what we have now?


So then you  stand against this bill that 100% of Republicans voted against and Bernie Sander voted for?

Yes or no? (you won't answer you will try to change the subject and toss insults)

It's not one bill or the other you know that right?
 
2021-07-22 12:09:27 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Well it's the one they negotiated down before voting against it (like usual, see: ACA),


Why do you think Bernie Sanders who is in charge of this do that?

Why do you think he was a complete failure?
 
2021-07-22 12:12:24 AM  

Corvus: Wow some farkers can't even keep straight what they are for or against.

People need to write them better talking points.


All I got is a room w 1M monkeys typing on 1M typewriters.

I'm doing my best!
 
2021-07-22 12:14:50 AM  
"Well, Judy, I have not been involved in the bipartisan plan. I have been involved very much in the partisan plan, which is something that I think the American people desperately want. "
-Bernie Sanders July 20 2021


Wow so many people attacking Sanders in this thread.
 
2021-07-22 12:21:11 AM  
Fark: were agreeing 100% with democrats and opposing 100% of republicans is "Being a Republicans"
 
2021-07-22 12:28:07 AM  

Corvus: "Well, Judy, I have not been involved in the bipartisan plan. I have been involved very much in the partisan plan, which is something that I think the American people desperately want. "
-Bernie Sanders July 20 2021


Wow so many people attacking Sanders in this thread.


There's nothing wrong with sanders, you just have to choose the right grit level to finish the project.
 
2021-07-22 12:58:01 AM  
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2021-07-22 1:00:09 AM  

The Garden State: Aar1012: This is going to fail, isn't it?

No. The administration has gone through the bipartisan motions to satisfy Manchineel and Sienna. They have gives the GOP every chance to join in, and have been rebuffed. Now they can pressure the Dem holdouts to vote with the rest of the caucus during reconciliation.


It's ridiculous that we even have to use reconciliation. It's obscene and offensive that the Democrats aren't even attempting to kill the filibuster.

/don't give me that "Sinema and Manchin are magically untouchable" sh*t. I'm not buying any Stockholm Syndrome tonight.
 
2021-07-22 1:02:55 AM  

tinderfitles: Cool. Then let's make the $3.5 trillion bill back up to $6 since they are gonna torpedo this bill. Also let's go ahead and exploit the opportunity for a third reconciliation bill and just expand Medicare.

Democrats tried to play ball with these assholes and take it one step at a time. So fark it let'shiat the gas.


You think the conservative Democrats will allow that? We're "lucky" that they've allowed us $3 trillion.

But I better not complain, since doing so means I wish they were replaced with Republicans.
 
2021-07-22 1:05:17 AM  
What? No "in two weeks" plan?

How about we suspend their salaries until they get their f**king shiat together and do their goddam job.
Or maybe Americans can get their shiat together and vote-fire the worthless assholes.
 
2021-07-22 1:14:22 AM  
Tell ya what republicans.  Come up with that health care bill and trump's tax returns which were two weeks away three years ago and I'll start to believe you.

All republicans are pathological liars and they will always be pathological liars.
 
2021-07-22 1:34:21 AM  

Corvus: Fark: were agreeing 100% with democrats and opposing 100% of republicans is "Being a Republicans"


Horse shiat. 

There are people here that are nuanced and informed.

Can everyone here see through DC bullshiat?
No.
But there are a number of people here that don't swallow political bullshiat hook, line and sinker.
 
2021-07-22 1:37:04 AM  
Don't be such a liebrul downer submitter.

They'll have an INFRASTRUCTURE AND HEALTH CARE package ready for mid-November  2022.

As soon as Trump takes office again next month he even has the plans for both he wrote himself during his secret real billionaire space flight that happened before Branson or Bezos.
 
2021-07-22 1:50:53 AM  

red230: We all know how this ends, apparently the Democrat leadership has the memory of a goldfish.
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thats not a goldfish thats a donkey
 
2021-07-22 2:49:06 AM  

Comic Book Guy: So I get that the GQP are a bunch of farksticks and are holding up a "bipartisan" bill.  Then why in the everloving shiat did Schumer vote against his own motion?  What possible good did that serve?


Some weird procedural thing that allows him to bring the bill back for anther vote.
 
2021-07-22 2:56:35 AM  

puffy999: knackx: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the push to advance the bill was a "stunt" that is "set to fail..."

Will this guy just drown in a vat of dicks already?  Please?

/I mean it - a vatof wiggly dicks - large ones, small ones, any and all of them.
//I want him to drown in it.
///Lungs....just, just brimming with dick.

A vat of endlessly ejaculating dicks.

So when they drop him in it's just dicks, but then his movement is like in quicksand it just makes the problem worse, until eventually they all just start jizzing and throbbing and jizzing until the vat fills up and he drowns.


You guys think about this often?
 
2021-07-22 3:23:54 AM  
Yeah. Let the GOP help draft it. 1 billion for general infrastructure, 2.3 trillion for tax breaks to entities that already have that 1 billion.
 
2021-07-22 6:31:57 AM  

puffy999: knackx: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said the push to advance the bill was a "stunt" that is "set to fail..."

Will this guy just drown in a vat of dicks already?  Please?

/I mean it - a vatof wiggly dicks - large ones, small ones, any and all of them.
//I want him to drown in it.
///Lungs....just, just brimming with dick.

A vat of endlessly ejaculating dicks.

So when they drop him in it's just dicks, but then his movement is like in quicksand it just makes the problem worse, until eventually they all just start jizzing and throbbing and jizzing until the vat fills up and he drowns.


I see your goal is to get Lindsey Graham to jump in and die at the same time.
 
2021-07-22 6:33:06 AM  
Let the Republicans screw this up.

That just means the budget reconciliation bill got 2 trillion bigger. And there's nothing they can do to stop it.
 
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