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2021-07-21 6:42:18 PM  
Well, witty lines are better then wavy lines when you're driving.
 
2021-07-21 7:14:31 PM  
I feel bad for laughing at

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A HOT CAR
 
2021-07-21 7:17:21 PM  
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WI DOT dude is the master
 
2021-07-21 7:20:25 PM  
Tennessee had signs like:
Highway fatalities
Last year 376
YTD 218

It was like they were telling people to get those numbers up.
 
2021-07-21 7:20:33 PM  
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/obscure?
 
2021-07-21 7:23:24 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:23:46 PM  

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/obscure?


Not on Fark.

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2021-07-21 7:25:49 PM  
Subby is an old bastard.
 
2021-07-21 7:27:30 PM  

skyotter: [Fark user image 720x687]
/obscure?


Doo Wah Diddy Manfred Mann HiQ Hybrid JARichardsFilm
Youtube Uc0x7xOap4I
 
2021-07-21 7:33:39 PM  
media.tenor.com
 
2021-07-21 7:39:21 PM  
South of the Border figured this out a loong time ago.


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Here is a lot more for you Ohio folk headed to Myrtle Beach to reminisce with:
https://www.sobpedro.com/pedros-blog/​c​lassic-south-of-the-border-billboards
 
2021-07-21 7:39:55 PM  
I drive by a sign every time I drive to work that says, "YOU LIGHT IT, WE WRITE IT," and I always think it's about driving while smoking weed (because I live in Colorado), until the follow-up message clarifies, "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS $500 FINE." I'm surprised, like, every timethat it's about fireworks and not about driving stoned. Just a total revelation each and every time.

Maybe I should stop smoking weed while driving to work.
 
2021-07-21 7:44:02 PM  

gonegirl: I drive by a sign every time I drive to work that says, "YOU LIGHT IT, WE WRITE IT," and I always think it's about driving while smoking weed (because I live in Colorado), until the follow-up message clarifies, "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS $500 FINE." I'm surprised, like, every timethat it's about fireworks and not about driving stoned. Just a total revelation each and every time.

Maybe I should stop smoking weed while driving to work.


So I'm driving my high schooler to school and we were talking about weed, and I told him don't do it because it's not legal here and it could screw up his college scholarships. We look over at the next car at a stoplight and it's two dudes smoking a joint --- at 7:50 a.m. --- and my son says Yeah, that's Chad and Connor.
 
2021-07-21 7:51:04 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:53:38 PM  

FirstDennis: my son says Yeah, that's Chad and Connor.


George Carlin - Guys Named Todd
Youtube PxqCGTkV5wg
 
2021-07-21 7:54:39 PM  
Still the best
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2021-07-21 7:57:57 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:58:32 PM  
Some of the actual Burma-Shave signs were safety warnings:

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2021-07-21 8:01:21 PM  

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Oh god

Hot Tacoma is one of the dirtiest sex acts imaginable
 
zez
2021-07-21 8:05:40 PM  
 
2021-07-21 8:08:04 PM  
Just try our cream
Follow our hunch.
Be top banana
Not one of the bunch
Burma Shave
/on a local roadway 60 years ago when I was a kid
 
2021-07-21 8:31:48 PM  
I've seen some of these. I'll allow it.
 
2021-07-21 8:33:19 PM  

zez: Meanwhile in Missouri

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/mi​ssouri-lawmaker-wants-to-end-playful-e​lectronic-highway-messages


As a resident of O'Fallon, MO, I formally declare that Tony Lovasco is 85% (by weight) the rod in his ass.
 
2021-07-21 8:37:13 PM  

gonegirl: I drive by a sign every time I drive to work that says, "YOU LIGHT IT, WE WRITE IT," and I always think it's about driving while smoking weed (because I live in Colorado), until the follow-up message clarifies, "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS $500 FINE." I'm surprised, like, every timethat it's about fireworks and not about driving stoned. Just a total revelation each and every time.

Maybe I should stop smoking weed while driving to work.


Username checks out
 
2021-07-21 11:00:53 PM  
I almost drove into the back of another car once while I was trying to read some long-ass bible verse on a billboard.  Save the witty messages.

Bible verse almost sent me to hell.
 
2021-07-21 11:18:14 PM  
Challenge accepted, ODOT.

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2021-07-22 12:06:31 AM  

137 Is An Excellent Time: Challenge accepted, ODOT.

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That's a risky one. How many dads are trying to live their NASCAR/Indy/F1 dreams through their children?
 
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