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(Yahoo)   There might be more pointless deaths than dying while undergoing a "sweat reduction procedure" a company paid you to undergo because you were a "fitness influencer" on Instagram, but it has be in the top 10   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


😉
 
3 days ago  
So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!
 
3 days ago  
That doesn't even really serve as an example to others because hahaha, what the ufkc, only the dumbest farker alive would agree to that and you already got him.
 
3 days ago  
Working from home 12 hours a day in IT has been my sweat reduction therapy, I'm a fat lump of shiat now since the pandemic hit.
 
3 days ago  
I mean...technically the procedure worked.
 
3 days ago  
Bruce Lee had his sweat glands removed from his underarms.
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!


the fark is wrong with you man
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


There's something I feel like I need to say here, but I can't figure it out.

I'll pass coming up with something for this...
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!


If I were wealthy, you wouldn't see me anywhere near a helicopter or single prop plane... Or whatever kind of Dr. Does "sweat reduction surgery"
Hell, you probably just wouldn't see me at all, because I'd shun the rest of the world in favor of my private island.
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


amity blight having a gay panic - 2
Youtube wEWNRJ_3LdM
 
3 days ago  

Toxophil: waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!

If I were wealthy, you wouldn't see me anywhere near a helicopter or single prop plane... Or whatever kind of Dr. Does "sweat reduction surgery"
Hell, you probably just wouldn't see me at all, because I'd shun the rest of the world in favor of my private island.


Jeffrey?
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB



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3 days ago  
Being an influencer seems to be a dangerous job. Death by influence is really a sad way to go.
 
3 days ago  
Wheel of Morality ... turn turn turn
Tell us the lesson we should learn

DING!

When people pay YOU to take their drugs, it's probably a bad thing.
 
3 days ago  
Christ, just say it's a sponsored ad and then you don't have to actually take the shizzy Guadalajaran cocktail of death. Just cash the check and move on.
 
3 days ago  
The idiots mention creatine as a steroid. Did they get their PhD out of a vending machinee?
 
3 days ago  

moothemagiccow: waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!

the fark is wrong with you man


😂
Dude I spent the night he's doing cocaine I'm 400 lb most people are scaring me across the street to avoid me and in middle school I got treated like shiat and an elementary I got put into therapy the world has been trying to kill me since forever and I've been trying to help it since forever and yet I'm still here my point is I could die tomorrow and I'm still beat the odds and I'm happy about that because people with better health better looks more money and more privilege and more access to health care and whatnot it's still died before me so yeah that's winning man
 
3 days ago  

Toxophil: waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!

If I were wealthy, you wouldn't see me anywhere near a helicopter or single prop plane... Or whatever kind of Dr. Does "sweat reduction surgery"
Hell, you probably just wouldn't see me at all, because I'd shun the rest of the world in favor of my private island.


Exactly.
/
I would buy my grandfather's ranch in Mexico that doesn't even have electricity and enjoy the rest of my life with a new 21-year-old wife every 10 years.
 
3 days ago  

dennysgod: notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


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Exactly
 
3 days ago  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Wheel of Morality ... turn turn turn
Tell us the lesson we should learn

DING!

When people pay YOU to take their drugs, it's probably a bad thing.


I'm not disagreeing but how do I reconcile it with the fact that no one's ever paid me to do cocaine so you might be right but you might also be wrong I don't know how to reconcile this I think you just made my brain Short circuit
 
3 days ago  
I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

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Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


I had a girlfriend who could not keep her hands off me when I was hot and sweaty. After a tough day working outside I wanted to shower and relax, but she would attack me.

/ CSB
// Let us hope that our exes meet
 
3 days ago  

cefm: Christ, just say it's a sponsored ad and then you don't have to actually take the shizzy Guadalajaran cocktail of death. Just cash the check and move on.


Michael Jackson to the courtesy phone please and please bring your Pepsi with you
 
3 days ago  

camaroash: The idiots mention creatine as a steroid. Did they get their PhD out of a vending machinee?


That's how it's being pitched to people seriously
 
3 days ago  
Headline: "Fit To Be Died"
 
3 days ago  

baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image image 425x566]

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.


/
You just reminded me of a coworker who used to wear these long gloves I never understood why and then one day she did a soup call for me and then I found out that she wears these clothes because she has your same condition it's a damn shame too because she was smoking hot
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image image 425x566]

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.

/
You just reminded me of a coworker who used to wear these long gloves I never understood why and then one day she did a soup call for me and then I found out that she wears these clothes because she has your same condition it's a damn shame too because she was smoking hot


She was probably freakin' cold all the time.
 
3 days ago  
I have something similar due to medications I take.

I sweat after a cold shower.
 
3 days ago  

waxbeans: baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image image 425x566]

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.

/
You just reminded me of a coworker who used to wear these long gloves I never understood why and then one day she did a soup call for me and then I found out that she wears these clothes because she has your same condition it's a damn shame too because she was smoking hot


Yeah it's bad but can be slightly mitigated by freezing cold temps, anti-anxiety meds, and antiperspirants.

If I had been drinking coffee, it's even worse, like twice over. I love coffee and caffeine but the sweating is awful.
 
3 days ago  
If you're getting general anaesthesia you do it in a hospital or a facility that's damn close to one, both figuratively and geographically. That way you don't die from something as well understood as anaphylaxis.
 
3 days ago  

baronbloodbath: waxbeans: baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image image 425x566]

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.

/
You just reminded me of a coworker who used to wear these long gloves I never understood why and then one day she did a soup call for me and then I found out that she wears these clothes because she has your same condition it's a damn shame too because she was smoking hot

Yeah it's bad but can be slightly mitigated by freezing cold temps, anti-anxiety meds, and antiperspirants.

If I had been drinking coffee, it's even worse, like twice over. I love coffee and caffeine but the sweating is awful.


Wow.
She must have had it worse than you because a call center is freezing cold and the 2 minutes she was at my station taking the sup call, she left my mouse and desk soaking wet like she took a piss on it.
I don't mean that in a ugly way I'm just saying it was a substantial amount of liquid she left behind from just a quick supervisor call inside a freezing cold call center
 
3 days ago  

moothemagiccow: waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!

the fark is wrong with you man


He's poor and fat.
 
3 days ago  

baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image image 425x566]

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.


You must save a small fortune in lube!
 
3 days ago  

baronbloodbath: I have hyperhidrosis. There's two pictures were taken about two minutes apart after I wiped my hands on my shirt.

[Fark user image 425x566]

[Fark user image 425x566]

Now imagine my feet doing the same thing twice as bad. Hyperhidrosis farking sucks. I'd do things just shy of killing people if I could stop it permanently.

Even antiperspirants don't make a dent in this shiat.


i had that shiat when I was going through puberty. My armpits would literally drip all day long. Fortunately, this was the era of flannel.
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores. CSB


I understand. Believe me when I say female sweat pheromones are quite real.
/that's why I work as a janitor at the Women's Tennis Association just to harvest the liqueur of heaven (kidding of course)
 
3 days ago  
with the current climate situation, disabling the ability to sweat seems like a very dumb idea.
 
3 days ago  

berylman: notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores. CSB

I understand. Believe me when I say female sweat pheromones are quite real.
/that's why I work as a janitor at the Women's Tennis Association just to harvest the liqueur of heaven (kidding of course)


Sure
 
3 days ago  
So she didn't die from the cosmetic procedure but from the anaesthesia before it.

This is what people who get cosmetic surgery just don't understand - there is a non-trivial risk that you can just die from anaesthesia. You don't get surgery unless you absolutely need it.

If this cosmetic company offered a woman financial incentives to get a medical procedure that has a low but catastrophic risk associated with it when she didn't medically need it, then they should lose their license.

This is completely unethical.
 
3 days ago  
When an "influencer" dies, is it really pointless?
 
3 days ago  
WTF? She worked in fitness. If you work out, you sweat. Everybody knows that.
 
3 days ago  
waxbeans:

Wow.
She must have had it worse than you because a call center is freezing cold and the 2 minutes she was at my station taking the sup call, she left my mouse and desk soaking wet like she took a piss on it.
I don't mean that in a ugly way I'm just saying it was a substantial amount of liquid she left behind from just a quick supervisor call inside a freezing cold call center
 
3 days ago  
waxbeans:
Wow.
She must have had it worse than you because a call center is freezing cold and the 2 minutes she was at my station taking the sup call, she left my mouse and desk soaking wet like she took a piss on it.
I don't mean that in a ugly way I'm just saying it was a substantial amount of liquid she left behind from just a quick supervisor call inside a freezing cold call center


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3 days ago  

waxbeans: moothemagiccow: waxbeans: So in my lifetime I've outlived Kobe Bryant and this lady and a couple of  wealthy people along with Brittany Murphy.

Say what you want about me but I feel blessed to be this poor this fat and still alive
Winning!

the fark is wrong with you man

😂
Dude I spent the night he's doing cocaine I'm 400 lb most people are scaring me across the street to avoid me and in middle school I got treated like shiat and an elementary I got put into therapy the world has been trying to kill me since forever and I've been trying to help it since forever and yet I'm still here my point is I could die tomorrow and I'm still beat the odds and I'm happy about that because people with better health better looks more money and more privilege and more access to health care and whatnot it's still died before me so yeah that's winning man


I don't know ... Some lights burn brighter but shorter

I remember being asked to write a paper about Achilles, his meteoric but tragic life, and whether one would rather live a long and dull life, or a short and exciting tragic life.

Alternatively, would one want to live, no, be kept alive in a hospital or rather decline to be treated and say goodbye?

Every still speaks Bob Marley's name and sings his songs.
 
3 days ago  
R.I.P. SWEATHOG

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3 days ago  

fatalvenom: notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB

There's something I feel like I need to say here, but I can't figure it out.

I'll pass coming up with something for this...


Is a man not entitled to the sweat of their partner's brow?
 
3 days ago  

Wine Sipping Elitist: I don't know ... Some lights burn brighter but shorter

I remember being asked to write a paper about Achilles, his meteoric but tragic life, and whether one would rather live a long and dull life, or a short and exciting tragic life.

Alternatively, would one want to live, no, be kept alive in a hospital or rather decline to be treated and say goodbye?

Every still speaks Bob Marley's name and sings his songs.


Correct.
Life just didn't like me. Meh.
I had an existential crisis in elementary school.
I just said I wanted to be a hippie.
I always assumed I'd be dead soon.
And all my decisions were based on that presumption.
When I'm asked about the shambles of my life they'll answer I have is I'm not even supposed to be here.
It's been a fun ride and at this point it doesn't matter if I go tomorrow or next to you or the next decade I have had a crap load of fun and it was interesting and that threesome really did make it all worth it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Read my first Playboy at age 12 and there was no going back
 
3 days ago  
The moral of this story is that sketchy treatments in Mexican clinics are not the best way to cure non-life-threatening diseases.
 
3 days ago  
FTFA traveled to wellness center and dermatology clinic SkinPiel in Guadalajara, Mexico on July 6 in order to undergo an FDA-approved treatment called miraDry

The FDA does not have jurisdiction in Mexico, so I doubt it was FDA approved
 
3 days ago  

notgonnatellu: I had a boyfriend with a sweat fetish. He'd turn into a beast when I started glistening out of my pores.

CSB


Did he call you a watery tart?
 
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