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3477 clicks; posted to Politics » on 21 Jul 2021 at 5:58 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-21 3:58:04 PM  
Fark needs 49 new State tags. And one for Puerto Rico. Why not? Prove me wrong.
 
2021-07-21 4:08:38 PM  
Join the club. We've got DeCovid.
 
2021-07-21 4:08:43 PM  
Wow, not Texas. Anyway, 'sup Missouri?

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2021-07-21 6:01:00 PM  
I saw a pro-recall Newsom bumper sticker saying this the other day.
 
2021-07-21 6:01:24 PM  
My governor is an idiot on wheels.
 
2021-07-21 6:02:04 PM  
welcome to Virginia.  Atleast your's wasn't in the klan/
 
2021-07-21 6:02:39 PM  
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Got nuthin'. Good luck, everyone. Get vaccinated
 
2021-07-21 6:04:34 PM  

SplittingAces: Wow, not Texas. Anyway, 'sup Missouri?

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Yeah, i was seriously thinking abbott was gonna pop up from the link.
 
2021-07-21 6:05:58 PM  
No, MY governor is an idiot. An evil idiot. And people here LOVE him for it.....

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2021-07-21 6:07:12 PM  
Every state should have this.
 
2021-07-21 6:07:22 PM  
To be a Missourian right now is terrifying.

ftfy
 
2021-07-21 6:08:16 PM  
Putting the state outline on there only limits your market. Remove that and you could easily sell the same masks to the entire country.
 
2021-07-21 6:08:38 PM  
Bet red.

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2021-07-21 6:09:58 PM  
I'm guessing not enough support for a recall, and his replacement would be just as stupid and derpy.
 
2021-07-21 6:10:15 PM  
I saw a bumper sticker with the same wording a few weeks ago (though not in Missouri).

Whenever I see such a thing, I'm amused because I recall the time I received a juror summons, and all prospective jurors had to enumerate and describe, in writing, any and all bumper stickers on their vehicles [sfgate.com].
 
2021-07-21 6:11:37 PM  
Please. You think your state is bad? My state had 6 governors charged with crimes during or after their governorships; four were convicted, and of those, one was not only the first to be impeached and removed from office but had his sentence commuted by Trump.
 
2021-07-21 6:12:09 PM  
So are their Senators, don't forget about these jackholes.

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2021-07-21 6:12:48 PM  
You voted for the guy, you voted for Trump twice. Josh Hawley is your Senator. What did you expect? I feel sorry for the poor bastards who didn't vote for those assholes, but for the rest of you:

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2021-07-21 6:15:30 PM  

luna1580: No, MY governor is an idiot. An evil idiot. And people here LOVE him for it.....

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I'm here too. We also have masks for that.

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2021-07-21 6:16:25 PM  

lolmao500: Every state should have this.


.... I just got an idea.
 
2021-07-21 6:17:00 PM  
Carpet bomb South Dakota with these.
 
2021-07-21 6:28:38 PM  
I just came back form Kansas City to STL. Not a mask in sight. It really was like these people have not heard of the Delta surge going on.
 
2021-07-21 6:29:48 PM  

toast28: I just came back form Kansas City to STL. Not a mask in sight. It really was like these people have not heard of the Delta surge going on.


Plus now I'm feeling a store throat. Hopefully it's just my mind playing tricks on me. Butt I did just go get tested. Probably will Monday also just to be safe
 
2021-07-21 6:34:46 PM  
Texas version? Please?
 
2021-07-21 6:37:14 PM  
Another one......The Deuce.
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2021-07-21 6:38:49 PM  
IL?
 
2021-07-21 6:48:27 PM  
Michigan has had that as bumper stickers and yard signs for a while. They even spoofed the slogan of "pure Michigan" to be "pure moron"
 
2021-07-21 6:56:34 PM  
Abraham Simpson said it best.
 
2021-07-21 6:58:48 PM  
Sisolak enjoys a somewhat decent approval rating, in spite of Vegas turning into a COVID petri dish.  Vaccines are readily available; the problem is about 35% of Nevadans are plague rats, and we got a little too eager to receive other plague rats from the Dumbfarkistan states.
 
2021-07-21 7:05:02 PM  

Zerochance: Sisolak enjoys a somewhat decent approval rating, in spite of Vegas turning into a COVID petri dish.  Vaccines are readily available; the problem is about 35% of Nevadans are plague rats, and we got a little too eager to receive other plague rats from the Dumbfarkistan states.


Sisolak was very proactive in shutting everything down and plenty of people called him an idiot for that. I mainly blame the tourists for the spike but that's how we keep the lights on here. I'm just glad I don't have to deal with those morons face to face like so many others have to.
 
2021-07-21 7:07:36 PM  
Meanwhile, my state has a governor with no pretense to power beyond her current position, no interest in a tasty media contract after retirement, and no need to wave her arms aro\und like an idiot seeking attention to make a radicalized and moronic base feel important.

She's also a Democrat, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
 
2021-07-21 7:13:19 PM  

peasandcarrots: Meanwhile, my state has a governor with no pretense to power beyond her current position, no interest in a tasty media contract after retirement, and no need to wave her arms aro\und like an idiot seeking attention to make a radicalized and moronic base feel important.

She's also a Democrat, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.


and this idyllic wonderland of sanity would be which state?
 
2021-07-21 7:19:34 PM  

SpshulEd: Michigan has had that as bumper stickers and yard signs for a while. They even spoofed the slogan of "pure Michigan" to be "pure moron"


Yeah, except Michigan's governor is Big Gretch. Missouri's governor is so bland and vanilla that no one even wants to kidnap him.
 
2021-07-21 7:31:31 PM  
Old but still true!

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2021-07-21 7:40:30 PM  

luna1580: peasandcarrots: Meanwhile, my state has a governor with no pretense to power beyond her current position, no interest in a tasty media contract after retirement, and no need to wave her arms aro\und like an idiot seeking attention to make a radicalized and moronic base feel important.

She's also a Democrat, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

and this idyllic wonderland of sanity would be which state?


Literally any state not run by a Republican. But I'm guessing either Michigan or Oregon or New Mexico or Maine. Any of which are better than any state run by a member of the GQP, but especially South Dakota, because Sara Nolum is an idiot.
 
2021-07-21 7:42:41 PM  
We were one of the last states to re-open....what a clown:

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2021-07-21 7:54:21 PM  
And yet no one seems to noticed how well Noem is handling the crisis in south Dakota.
 
2021-07-21 8:02:01 PM  

brantgoose: Fark needs 49 new State tags. And one for Puerto Rico. Why not? Prove me wrong.


You're wrong.

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2021-07-21 8:04:36 PM  
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/everything's bigger in Texas
 
2021-07-21 8:11:53 PM  
Except for eating at a restaurant that one time and marrying Kimberly Guilfoyle that one time (but then divorcing her), Gavin Newsom is not an idiot.
 
2021-07-21 8:16:37 PM  

mofa: Except for eating at a restaurant that one time and marrying Kimberly Guilfoyle that one time (but then divorcing her), Gavin Newsom is not an idiot.


No, but he is a huge asshole.
 
2021-07-21 8:36:34 PM  

lolmao500: Every state should have this.


My governor is pretty okay? Anyone who thinks she's an idiot is a MAGA nutter.
 
2021-07-21 8:47:22 PM  
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2021-07-21 10:01:10 PM  

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That is from the GW Bush era, and my wife and I proudly wore it on our European trip back in those days.
 
2021-07-21 11:35:38 PM  
Our governor is a paid lapdog of Walmart and whomever else has a large coin purse.
 
2021-07-22 1:27:38 AM  

luna1580: peasandcarrots: Meanwhile, my state has a governor with no pretense to power beyond her current position, no interest in a tasty media contract after retirement, and no need to wave her arms aro\und like an idiot seeking attention to make a radicalized and moronic base feel important.

She's also a Democrat, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

and this idyllic wonderland of sanity would be which state?


A blue one, but one that gave one of its four EC votes to Trump: Maine.

So I was looking at the vaccination rates in my fair state a few days ago, and the commitment to the bit is...astonishing. You can literally measure a town's vaccination rate based on the number of Trump voters.

Houlton: Vaccination rate, 61%; Trump 1639, Biden 1059.
Berwick: Vaccination rate, 53%; Trump 2299, Biden 1999.
Bangor: Vaccination rate, 82%; Trump 5498, Biden 8575.
Kennebunkport: Vaccination rate, 92%. Trump 926, Biden 1777.

There are hundreds of towns, of course, but I doubt I'd find any community where the vax rate is over 75% that went for Trump. Even the degree of opposition is there: Portland is at 96% and only had 6843 Trump voters to Biden's 33,784. I wish a statistician would crunch those numbers statewide. That map is a fascinating walkthrough of the values of different parts of the state, the rural/urban divide...and just how gullible our neighbors up north really are.
 
2021-07-22 1:47:05 AM  
I was convinced before I clicked the link this would be about Texas...

But it's true of both states. Missouri, Texas, each one trying the snatch the crown of "America's Worst State" from Florida, who amazingly hasn't one upped either of them somehow.
 
2021-07-22 2:24:24 AM  
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