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(Some Guy)   An urban legend finally comes to life, as 5 kids taken to hospital after ingesting cannabis candies   (cheknews.ca) divider line
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2102 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2021 at 3:17 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-21 2:42:13 PM  
 No harm or treatment needed. Just a whinny Karen wasting hospital resources.
 
2021-07-21 2:45:36 PM  
Not my problem, arrest the farking parents.
 
2021-07-21 2:49:23 PM  
A 911 call was made immediately, says a police report, and the children were taken to hospital, where they were observed and released.

BECKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2021-07-21 2:50:14 PM  
They could have just put on some grateful dead and turned the sound off on the TV and played old cartoons.
 
2021-07-21 2:52:38 PM  
Grateful Dead - Touch Of Grey (Official Music Video)
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2021-07-21 2:53:31 PM  
That packaging is great for youngsters who want to experiment while maintaining plausible deniability should they get caught by their folks.
 
2021-07-21 2:53:40 PM  
Those kids seem pretty cool.
 
2021-07-21 2:54:53 PM  
Bouncing Around the Room (Live - Clifford Ball, 1994)
Youtube BFzDtttVmkw
 
2021-07-21 3:00:04 PM  
"Your motherf*cking kids just ate $150 worth of  edibles, Karen!"
 
2021-07-21 3:00:36 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:01:31 PM  
Now i want watermelon Stoner Patch Kids.

Strawberry or raspberry would be better, though.
 
2021-07-21 3:01:48 PM  

Shostie: "Your motherf*cking kids just ate $150 worth of  edibles, Karen!"


I was going to say "And they got a $73,000 ER bill on top of it!"

But that's Canada and that wouldn't happen.
 
2021-07-21 3:02:44 PM  
Got To Get You Into My Life (Remastered 2009)
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2021-07-21 3:04:58 PM  
Reverend Horton Heat - Marijuana
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2021-07-21 3:11:20 PM  
That's why I keep all that shiat where I know the kids won't go looking for it.

Right next to the asparagus.
 
2021-07-21 3:11:22 PM  
As big of a proponent of cannabis as I am, that shiat should be illegal. We just had a kitten emergency where it had eaten a "roommates roach". After a $600 nap at the ER vet we found out the paper had been "dipped in resin".

The kitten is fine, but it could have been a different story.

Legalization comes with responsibilities. Keep it away from kids and pets.
 
2021-07-21 3:17:45 PM  

cretinbob: The kitten is fine, but it could have been a different story.


How? I mean it could have a Hersey bar and a puppy. Or a handle of vodka and bobcat. Or a Gorilla and some LSD....we just don't know.
 
2021-07-21 3:20:55 PM  
Police were informed that the children were attending a barbeque when parents noticed some odd behaviour. It seems the children had acquired musical instruments and had begun to play loopy, meandering soft rock songs with nonsensical lyrics about moving to the country and divesting themselves of material possessions.
 
2021-07-21 3:20:57 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/r95-7zfg​tLw]


Yes...Paul has admitted, Got To Get You Into My Life was about pot.

funny, before I knew that, my GF back in 1985 picked this as "our song"


I love that 5 note (or so) guitar part by George at the end...
 
2021-07-21 3:21:35 PM  
I find it hilarious that nearly all the edibles are garbage children's snacks.

Grow the fark up
 
2021-07-21 3:21:38 PM  
Nobody? Fine...

Police Officer steals Marijuana.
Youtube hnZb5wi_jsU


/disappointed
//welcome to fark.
 
2021-07-21 3:21:40 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:21:54 PM  
*throws away a package of frozen hot dogs*
 
2021-07-21 3:22:00 PM  

optikeye: cretinbob: The kitten is fine, but it could have been a different story.

How? I mean it could have a Hersey bar and a puppy. Or a handle of vodka and bobcat. Or a Gorilla and some LSD....we just don't know.


Bull Elephant Seal and meth FTW.
 
2021-07-21 3:22:54 PM  

optikeye: cretinbob: The kitten is fine, but it could have been a different story.

How? I mean it could have a Hersey bar and a puppy. Or a handle of vodka and bobcat. Or a Gorilla and some LSD....we just don't know.


When giving gorillas LSD is outlawed, only outlaw gorillas will be on LSD....or something.
 
2021-07-21 3:23:41 PM  
No kids have ever been hurt from drinking alcohol or grabbing a gun.
I know that much.
 
2021-07-21 3:23:50 PM  
Lords of Acid - Marijuana in Your Brain (Voodoo-U album)
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2021-07-21 3:24:24 PM  
Serious question: can you make a gummy texture with just sugar, thc concentrate, and citric acid? The non-cannabis versions all use starch or gelatin or something.
 
2021-07-21 3:24:29 PM  
Hey, dude.  Don't bogart that gummie, man.
 
2021-07-21 3:24:29 PM  
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🎶 I'll never eat gummies with Billy again 🎶
 
2021-07-21 3:24:31 PM  

whidbey: Not my problem, arrest the farking parents.


lol sure bro. If you gonna arrest parents for being dumbasses to their kids, theres tens of thousands of them way worse than that.
 
2021-07-21 3:24:55 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:26:34 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:27:26 PM  

whidbey: Not my problem, arrest the farking parents.


Escalating to a waste of tax money and jail space will solve nothing.
 
2021-07-21 3:28:19 PM  
The Stone Roses - Breaking Into Heaven (Full introduction)
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2021-07-21 3:28:25 PM  

cretinbob: As big of a proponent of cannabis as I am, that shiat should be illegal. We just had a kitten emergency where it had eaten a "roommates roach". After a $600 nap at the ER vet we found out the paper had been "dipped in resin".

The kitten is fine, but it could have been a different story.

Legalization comes with responsibilities. Keep it away from kids and pets.


sounds like you are the one that needs a lecture in responsibility there bucky.  you are the one with a drug addict, dope-crazed, roommate.  he probably plays rock-n-roll too and, and, and dances.  and you, you just let that poor innocent kitten roam the place, unsupervised, eating whatever. you need to fix yourself before you wreck yourself.
 
2021-07-21 3:28:31 PM  

arrogantbastich: Nobody? Fine...

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/disappointed
//welcome to fark.


I hate that they cut out the part about the cop asking what the score of the Red Wings game was.
 
2021-07-21 3:29:36 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Now i want watermelon Stoner Patch Kids.

Strawberry or raspberry would be better, though.


There is a product called Ripple. Its a powder based thc dose that adds a slightly chalky taste but otherwise blends in perfectly to most liquids. My only advice is to not use it in carbonated liquids


But if you had.....say....watermelon flavored drink and a popsicle tray.......
 
2021-07-21 3:29:47 PM  

Thenixon: Serious question: can you make a gummy texture with just sugar, thc concentrate, and citric acid? The non-cannabis versions all use starch or gelatin or something.


Why would you need to?
 
2021-07-21 3:30:16 PM  
As a cannabis enthusiast, I feel it is very irresponsible to leave edibles where children can get to them. Edibles which are packaged to look like candy, left out, sounds like criminal negligence.

My roommate's dog ate half a pan of brownies while we were in the other room. She knocked then pan off the counter, which we never imagined she'd do. She stayed in one spot, sleeping, for a couple days but seemed fine. However, after that occasion, several people said the dog looked like she was going to say something. She'd seem to be following the conversation, and she'd open her mouth like she was about to say something. It was weird how many people mentioned that, but she never did that before she ate all those brownies.

All of us felt bad, but we all said, How was I supposed to know that dog would want to eat that? (She never ate bread or donuts before.)
 
2021-07-21 3:30:21 PM  

Thenixon: Serious question: can you make a gummy texture with just sugar, thc concentrate, and citric acid? The non-cannabis versions all use starch or gelatin or something.


You need gelatin and or pectin to make the gummy work. Otherwise you get a thick syrup that won't harden.. unless you over cook it and end up with hard candy.
 
2021-07-21 3:31:02 PM  
Later, One of them joined a dog and a couple of chicks and a gay guy in a van solving mysteries
 
2021-07-21 3:31:02 PM  

Shostie: "Your motherf*cking kids just ate $150 worth of  edibles, Karen!"


Either edibles are MUCH more expensive in Canada than they are in the US or the kids would have had to consume something like 1,500 mg of THC. For a 5 year old that is probably a lethal dose (studies of toxicity of THC suggest 5g is a lethal dose for a 70kg adult so a gram and a half would be probably be lethal for a 18 kg child).
 
2021-07-21 3:31:20 PM  

Drearyx: I find it hilarious that nearly all the edibles are garbage children's snacks.

Grow the fark up


I just get capsules or a bottle of tincture personally
 
2021-07-21 3:32:00 PM  
A 500 mg package shared among 5 kids? They were definitely stoned to the gills, for sure.
 
2021-07-21 3:33:10 PM  

Spice Must Flow: As a cannabis enthusiast, I feel it is very irresponsible to leave edibles where children can get to them. Edibles which are packaged to look like candy, left out, sounds like criminal negligence.

My roommate's dog ate half a pan of brownies while we were in the other room. She knocked then pan off the counter, which we never imagined she'd do. She stayed in one spot, sleeping, for a couple days but seemed fine. However, after that occasion, several people said the dog looked like she was going to say something. She'd seem to be following the conversation, and she'd open her mouth like she was about to say something. It was weird how many people mentioned that, but she never did that before she ate all those brownies.

All of us felt bad, but we all said, How was I supposed to know that dog would want to eat that? (She never ate bread or donuts before.)


I would have been more concerned about the dog eating all that chocolate.
 
2021-07-21 3:33:23 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:33:24 PM  

Shostie: "Your motherf*cking kids just ate $150 worth of  edibles, Karen!"


man i have a hard time with a couple 100mgs and i'm a fat-assed adult.  a kid eating 500mg, they may be couch-locked for 1.5days.
 
2021-07-21 3:34:59 PM  
Be an idiot, or have kids.  Pick one.
 
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