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(West Virginia Metro News)   WV Fire Marshal's Office investigating after 1 injured in Beaver explosion. Cause of the explosion appears to be a build-up of natural gas. Obvious your mom joke goes here   (wvmetronews.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 5:12:05 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:09:13 PM  
BEAVER, W.Va.

You know, it's incidents like this that used to lead to towns changing their names to things like Queef Junction.
 
2021-07-21 6:20:16 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:21:53 PM  
Beaver? Hardly know her.
 
2021-07-21 6:25:02 PM  
But I just had it stuffed!
 
2021-07-21 6:26:14 PM  
We spent a week out there going to New River Gorge National Park, and exploring all the amazing nature out there. Beautiful place.
My wife upon entering the town of Beaver, WV: *heavy sigh* just go ahead and get it over with.
 
2021-07-21 6:26:22 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:26:56 PM  
You gotta be ready for subsequent Beaver explosions. Beaver can recover faster, so you need to know what you're doing.

Explosions in Dick, CO only happen once in a while, but they can be devastating.

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2021-07-21 6:27:09 PM  
Lol. "Lottery parlor"

There are so so so so many depressing things about WV
 
2021-07-21 6:32:27 PM  
"Beaver Explosion" is what the ladies call me, especially your Mom, subby.
 
2021-07-21 6:34:07 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:36:05 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:36:26 PM  
Subby, yo' mamma blows so hard, ya don't know which end is up.

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2021-07-21 6:38:13 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:44:50 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:55:21 PM  
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If June would stop feeding him beans and broccoli constantly, this wouldn't have happened..
 
2021-07-21 7:15:24 PM  

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If June would stop feeding him beans and broccoli constantly, this wouldn't have happened..


Rough on the Beaver
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2021-07-21 7:24:33 PM  

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I would have been disappoint son if this hadn't been posted yet.
 
2021-07-21 7:51:59 PM  
Kurt Vonnegut once created a masterful, definitive drawing of a beaver.

But when I looked at it under a microscope, it turned out just to be a bunch of dots.
 
2021-07-21 7:52:49 PM  
Looks like Jackson Pollock painted that beaver.
 
2021-07-21 7:59:20 PM  
 
2021-07-21 8:05:41 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: We spent a week out there going to New River Gorge National Park, and exploring all the amazing nature out there. Beautiful place.
My wife upon entering the town of Beaver, WV: *heavy sigh* just go ahead and get it over with.


funny, she said the same to me last night.
 
2021-07-21 8:12:06 PM  

Rusty Trommbone: Lurky McLurkerton: We spent a week out there going to New River Gorge National Park, and exploring all the amazing nature out there. Beautiful place.
My wife upon entering the town of Beaver, WV: *heavy sigh* just go ahead and get it over with.

funny, she said the same to me last night.


This is how I'm picturing that going down. (Heh)
You: How about a rusty trombone?
Wife: Let's get it over with.
 
2021-07-21 8:17:21 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Rusty Trommbone: Lurky McLurkerton: We spent a week out there going to New River Gorge National Park, and exploring all the amazing nature out there. Beautiful place.
My wife upon entering the town of Beaver, WV: *heavy sigh* just go ahead and get it over with.

funny, she said the same to me last night.

This is how I'm picturing that going down. (Heh)
You: How about a rusty trombone?
Wife: Let's get it over with.


well, since shes put up with lurkys kinks all this time, thats her answer to almost everything.
can ya blame her?
 
2021-07-21 8:19:54 PM  
oh, whoops! didnt realize that was you, mister mclurkerton. uh, sir.
 
2021-07-21 9:17:36 PM  
Getting a kick out of the headline, as my parents lived a mile down route 19 from Beaver; the Judy's place that blew up is in the same strip mall where they always did their grocery shopping and banking. When visiting, we'd pass by Beaver Hardware I'd ask my wife if she wanted to stop in and pick up a vibrator, (she was mildly amused the first time but much less so after the 50th time I made the joke).
 
2021-07-21 10:13:11 PM  
I've been to Beaver, WV.
That's what it smells like too.
 
2021-07-22 3:13:42 AM  
Where did that big pot of chili go that was on your mom's stove?
 
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