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(The Eagle Tribune)   You'd think the master race would be able to afford a bottle of Suave   (eagletribune.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 5:19:35 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:03:03 PM  
No amount of shampoo or soap is gonna fix that mess of a human being

That mustache, tho.... Just wow
 
2021-07-21 6:06:46 PM  
He could no longer allow the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify his precious bodily oils.
 
2021-07-21 6:07:54 PM  
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2021-07-21 6:11:39 PM  
That's a hard 18.

Like, as in about four 18's worth.

And that's terrible.
 
2021-07-21 6:15:32 PM  
Is that guy with the eyepatch meant to be Moshe Dayan?
 
2021-07-21 6:15:37 PM  
FTFA: Justin Milaszewski, 18, of 19 6th Ave., 2nd floor

Did they really need to specify he lives on the second floor? Also, 18 of 19 gave me a Borg vibe.
 
2021-07-21 6:16:35 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: No amount of shampoo or soap is gonna fix that mess of a human being

That mustache, tho.... Just wow


Hey! That moustache is everything. Without that moustache, he' is nothi...   Never mind.
 
2021-07-21 6:16:58 PM  
Ha.  The founder of Patriot Front is handing out money to get these chucklefarks to commit hate crimes.
 
2021-07-21 6:17:47 PM  
18?  JFC.  I thought was pushing my age.  Or at least a hard 30something.
 
2021-07-21 6:18:57 PM  
It looks like he was charged for putting stickers on buildings.

Ok, stickers promoting a racist group, but still, I don't think so.
 
2021-07-21 6:19:06 PM  
Fark neo Nazi trash
 
2021-07-21 6:19:53 PM  
Herbal Essence uber alles
 
2021-07-21 6:21:28 PM  
I had a bottle of Suave once.  His hair kinda looks exactly like I'd expect a Suave-bather's hair to look.  shiat turns to jello if you don't use it all the first week.
 
2021-07-21 6:22:26 PM  

Geotpf: It looks like he was charged for putting stickers on buildings.

Ok, stickers promoting a racist group, but still, I don't think so.


I think the crux of it was the brandishing.
 
2021-07-21 6:23:12 PM  

dracos31: That's a hard 18.

Like, as in about four 18's worth.

And that's terrible.


He has the baby man face (or man face baby) eyes. But yes, it looks like his hobby includes drinking until being blacked out. I bet his liver is half his bodyweight. The other half being pizzas and olive garden.
 
2021-07-21 6:25:20 PM  

jtown: 18?  JFC.  I thought was pushing my age.  Or at least a hard 30something.


This.
I had him pegged for 35-45

I guess he HAS to be a white supremacist. He's a total loser, so he's got to pick some characteristic and say it's better. He goes with white skin because there aren't organizations for greasy-hair or 70s C-grade porn stash supremacists.
 
2021-07-21 6:26:38 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: dracos31: That's a hard 18.

Like, as in about four 18's worth.

And that's terrible.

He has the baby man face (or man face baby) eyes. But yes, it looks like his hobby includes drinking until being blacked out. I bet his liver is half his bodyweight. The other half being pizzas and olive garden.


I don't think he will ever have a job that pays. He does not look like he's smart enough for that. Even digging ditches appears to be beyond his ability.
 
2021-07-21 6:28:09 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: He has the baby man face (or man face baby) eyes. But yes, it looks like his hobby includes drinking until being blacked out.


Looks like it was his mothers hobby too.
 
2021-07-21 6:28:53 PM  
That's a VERY rough 18 years on a guy.

I thought he was twice that age!
 
2021-07-21 6:30:24 PM  
nope. not even their beloved elected representatives can afford dollar store shampoo (no snark, i use dollar store shampoo. but with garnier leave-in conditioner). not when they're busy getting arrested for bitin' and scratchin' their willy-wagger of a hubby!

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2021-07-21 6:30:51 PM  
Getting wasted again out here in Haverhill,
Waiting for my trial date for assault,
Some people say, I'm the one to blame,
But I know, it's the State's damn fault
 
2021-07-21 6:34:07 PM  

luna1580: nope. not even their beloved elected representatives can afford dollar store shampoo (no snark, i use dollar store shampoo. but with garnier leave-in conditioner). not when they're busy getting arrested for bitin' and scratchin' their willy-wagger of a hubby!

feast your eyes on just one of princess diarrhea sliders mugshots:

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She has a profile that you can only get from a trailer park.
 
2021-07-21 6:34:22 PM  
He looks like he could be the grandson of William Daniels
 
2021-07-21 6:35:15 PM  
Is that Mike Lindell's boy?
 
2021-07-21 6:35:27 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:36:03 PM  
Thasa hard 18 bruh
 
2021-07-21 6:36:40 PM  
For those of you outside of MA, Haverhill is a very dodgy place.  I'm sure there are some good parts, but I wouldn't live there.
 
2021-07-21 6:40:49 PM  
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2021-07-21 6:41:01 PM  
He looks like shiat.
 
2021-07-21 6:43:29 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Geotpf: It looks like he was charged for putting stickers on buildings.

Ok, stickers promoting a racist group, but still, I don't think so.

I think the crux of it was the brandishing.


Crap, I missed that sentence in the article.  Just charge him with that, geez.  There was way too much talk about farking stickers and one sentence about how he threatened somebody with a gun.
 
2021-07-21 6:48:05 PM  
With a name like Milaszewski, he might want to do some research into his family's background. I'll bet he finds someone killed by nazis.
 
2021-07-21 6:53:58 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Is that Mike Lindell's boy?


hmmmmmm,

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2021-07-21 6:57:35 PM  
"Police say during the search Milaszewski said, "One sticker and now I'm Hitler?" "

Hey, you know the one-goat rule buddy.
 
2021-07-21 6:59:15 PM  
The biggest thing wrong with that guy's face is it doesn't have enough knuckle imprints on it.
 
2021-07-21 6:59:29 PM  
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For a horses ass..
 
2021-07-21 7:02:53 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:06:39 PM  
The good news is that Freddy Mercury is alive!

The bad news is that he's an asshole.
 
2021-07-21 7:14:56 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:16:29 PM  
"Support *local* journalism"???

...

I finally had to Google Haverhill to find out what the f*** state it was in. I would expect the same of every city and town name in my state, as well.

You know, it's all the same number of bits and bytes, right? There's no extra printer's ink needed to print one's two-initial state these days.
 
2021-07-21 7:21:24 PM  

Cafe Threads: "Support *local* journalism"???

...

I finally had to Google Haverhill to find out what the f*** state it was in. I would expect the same of every city and town name in my state, as well.

You know, it's all the same number of bits and bytes, right? There's no extra printer's ink needed to print one's two-initial state these days.


I always check for a weather section; there's usually a map. Barring that go to the sport section and see what pro teams they seem to care about most.
 
2021-07-21 7:23:20 PM  
It's pronounced hāver-ill here, not hāver-hill.
 
2021-07-21 7:30:13 PM  
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2021-07-21 7:30:51 PM  
If you want to prove yourselves to be the master race it's pretty simple.

Hint: warring against the people you feel superior to only makes you look weak. Proving your superiority doesn't involve violence. But you don't really understand that.
 
2021-07-21 7:35:01 PM  
"charged with property damage for the purpose of intimidation and destruction/defacement of a place of worship,"

"defacement at the Universalist Unitarian Church"

Does that even count as a place of worship? Like who do they worship?
 
2021-07-21 7:36:29 PM  
That is an 18-year-old‽  Has he been drinking Moonshine hardcore since he was eight? shiat, I know 36-year-olds that look far younger than him! Just stuff the fuking Nazi in prison.
 
2021-07-21 7:44:11 PM  
No chins, dandruff, webbed toes, a family tree that's a straight line for generations.  Wait, are we talking European royalty, or white supremacists?
 
2021-07-21 7:46:15 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: "charged with property damage for the purpose of intimidation and destruction/defacement of a place of worship,"

"defacement at the Universalist Unitarian Church"

Does that even count as a place of worship? Like who do they worship?


It is as legitimate as any other "place of worship".

Were you appointed to judge which 'places of worship' are legitimate?

You weren't?

I didn't think so.

The Sit-down and shut-up room is right there!
 
2021-07-21 7:47:20 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: luna1580: nope. not even their beloved elected representatives can afford dollar store shampoo (no snark, i use dollar store shampoo. but with garnier leave-in conditioner). not when they're busy getting arrested for bitin' and scratchin' their willy-wagger of a hubby!

feast your eyes on just one of princess diarrhea sliders mugshots:

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She has a profile that you can only get from a trailer park.


kinda reminds me of roger stone!

something ODD about the volume of the frontal lobes....

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2021-07-21 7:56:01 PM  

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I like the mane & tail, good shampoo!

As for this doofus, last i checked a bottle of suave is still a dollar. wash your greasy ass hair.
 
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