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(KBZK Bozeman)   Construction worker crushed by bank vault said to be recovering, significantly shorter   (kbzk.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Construction, Josh Cox of Joliet, bank vault, family of a man, Building, construction site, family member, American film actors  
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1287 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2021 at 3:45 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-07-21 12:50:41 PM  
I guess you could say the vault was NSFW?
 
2021-07-21 12:53:06 PM  
Just have him blow into his thumb, that'll fix it.
 
2021-07-21 12:57:24 PM  
If he's recovering he wasn't really crushed, now, was he?
 
2021-07-21 3:41:20 PM  
Should have read the warning sign:

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2021-07-21 3:47:00 PM  
Was it an Acme safe?
 
2021-07-21 3:47:51 PM  
Poor Marvin Acme!
 
2021-07-21 3:48:30 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:50:42 PM  
Does he make accordion noises when he walks?
 
2021-07-21 3:53:23 PM  
Crushed by a bank vault in Billings, soon to be crushed by billing in a hospital.
 
2021-07-21 3:53:26 PM  
Will he make concertina noises as he walks out of the hospital?
 
2021-07-21 3:54:33 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:55:35 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Does he make accordion noises when he walks?


AAAAGGGGHHHH: Will he make concertina noises as he walks out of the hospital?


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2021-07-21 4:20:29 PM  
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2021-07-21 4:25:57 PM  
Man, his kids have some seriously messed up faces.
 
2021-07-21 4:33:32 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Does he make accordion noises when he walks?


Came for this, saw this, came from this, left satisfied. Smoke 'em if ya got' em.
 
2021-07-21 4:42:26 PM  

Russ1642: Crushed by a bank vault in Billings, soon to be crushed by billing in a hospital.


All in all, it might have been better he died. Although I don't  think he is out of the woods yet.
 
2021-07-21 4:58:31 PM  
Bank vaults are bad news! Someone I knew once went into a bank vault which caused World War III.
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2021-07-21 5:01:43 PM  

BenSaw2: If he's recovering he wasn't really crushed, now, was he?


Yes....crushed doesn't necessarily mean killed.

//on the other hand, I find it ironic that they used chest compressions until the medics arrived.
 
2021-07-21 5:04:38 PM  
I was under the impression that, after a safe fell on a person, the door would swing open and the badly-damaged person would just walk out.  At least, that's what Looney Tunes taught me.
 
2021-07-21 5:40:52 PM  
Never underestimate Billings, or you might end up financially crushed.
 
2021-07-21 5:47:57 PM  
Future job prospects are low
 
2021-07-21 6:42:51 PM  

EasilyDistracted: BenSaw2: If he's recovering he wasn't really crushed, now, was he?

Yes....crushed doesn't necessarily mean killed.

//on the other hand, I find it ironic that they used chest compressions until the medics arrived.


Electrocuted also doesn't mean killed.
/ Flammable vs inflammable, etc
 
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