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(Click Orlando)   Pop quiz, hotshot: you come home and find a naked woman skinny dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida   (clickorlando.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 3:09:17 PM  
Does it involve use of firearms?  I'll bet it involves use of firearms.  Or maybe a flame-thrower, like the one in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

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2021-07-21 3:44:02 PM  
Last time I read about this situation, the BF was ransacking the house while the home owner sat on the deck perving at the woman skinny dipping
 
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2021-07-21 4:46:00 PM  
Dear Penthouse Forum....
 
2021-07-21 4:47:02 PM  
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"What was I doin' in Krogers with one titty out?! Thats my dang 1st amendment! Then I took the other one out and thats my 2nd amendment!"
 
2021-07-21 4:47:21 PM  

mjjt: Last time I read about this situation, the BF was ransacking the house while the home owner sat on the deck perving at the woman skinny dipping


I'd do the same
 
2021-07-21 4:47:22 PM  
That's a hard 42.
 
2021-07-21 4:49:07 PM  

b0rg9: That's a hard 42.


Opiates and Xanax have taken a toll... Look @ those sad, sad opiate addict eyes.
 
2021-07-21 4:50:11 PM  
Make sure she's not a shape-shifting alligator.
 
2021-07-21 4:51:11 PM  
Well, not good naked, but not a manatee in a wet tee-shirt either. I'd say double up on rain coats & dive in. I'll let the dog take care of the boyfriend.
 
2021-07-21 4:51:13 PM  
Keep your damn hep-c infected arse out of the damn pool.
 
2021-07-21 4:52:33 PM  
Pew pew pew
 
2021-07-21 4:52:44 PM  
If I was stuck in Orlando in July, I'd be taking a dip in someone's pool, too.

But I'd wear something.  And bring snacks. People like it when you bring snacks.
 
2021-07-21 4:52:48 PM  
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2021-07-21 4:54:27 PM  
"...she was later identified through jail booking photos."


Imagine that.
 
2021-07-21 4:54:34 PM  

AtomPeepers: b0rg9: That's a hard 42.

Opiates and Xanax have taken a toll... Look @ those sad, sad opiate addict eyes.


Hey, don't judge.  She might've been a fine, upstanding person who just found out her best friend had died because she had gotten wrapped up in all the anti-vax stuff, and the woman had spent the last year trying to talk her friend out of it.

And so, she got a bit blotto on the bottle of vodka she had laying around after crying her eyes out, and then thought back to when she and her friend had gone skinny dipping as teenagers, and decided to do it in her memory....

What?  She was identified by previous booking photos?   Oh, never mind
 
2021-07-21 4:54:58 PM  
Fark the hostage?
 
2021-07-21 4:55:32 PM  
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I prefer to skinny dip while fully clothed.
 
2021-07-21 4:56:23 PM  
Wait....she's a Kennedy?

She'll get off.

All Kennedy's get off...it's part of their coat-of-arms inn't?
 
2021-07-21 4:57:25 PM  
Is it June Shannon or not?
 
2021-07-21 4:59:52 PM  
Gut the pool with an axe if its an above ground pool, if its an in ground pool, empty the pool, fill it with concrete.
 
2021-07-21 5:01:46 PM  
Was it Fi?  Cuz a couple minutes with Fi might be worth getting my head chomped off.

/ then again, that could be the tequila talking
// those tits.  On TV.  Ommm nommm
/// then again, her first question was always "can we shoot them?", so, ummm.
 
2021-07-21 5:03:06 PM  
I was gonna mention how that's a rough 42, but honestly that's just 42.

/maybe even 32 by florida standards
 
2021-07-21 5:04:08 PM  
I honestly have not planned for this occurrence.   My first thought would be drugs and/or mental illness, and it would be no different for a guy in my pool.   I always view calling the coops as a last resort, but there is a firehouse about 10 minutes away from my house so I would call them and explain the situation and ask if they could send an ambulance.   That's the best I can come up with.
 
2021-07-21 5:04:14 PM  

gameshowhost: Is it June Shannon or not?


NO. A thousand times no!

She lives about a few hours south east of me and there's no way in hell. None....

unless she's making sketties...then all bets are off...


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2021-07-21 5:05:38 PM  
Same psycho?
Rampaging naked Florida woman, 53, destroys an Outback Steakhouse and hurls bottles at cops before b
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2021-07-21 5:06:05 PM  
I was expecting a toaster or extension cord to be tossed into the pool.
 
2021-07-21 5:06:58 PM  

steklo: gameshowhost: Is it June Shannon or not?

NO. A thousand times no!

She lives about a few hours south east of me and there's no way in hell. None....

unless she's making sketties...then all bets are off...


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You lost me in eight words. I read a little bit more and got noped.
 
2021-07-21 5:08:08 PM  
offer her a margarita?
 
2021-07-21 5:08:56 PM  

casual disregard: You lost me in eight words. I read a little bit more and got noped.


June Shannon is Momma June from Honey Boo Boo.

I can't see how anyone would want to get their dick wet in her.
 
2021-07-21 5:09:50 PM  

mjjt: Last time I read about this situation, the BF was ransacking the house while the home owner sat on the deck perving at the woman skinny dipping


And?
 
2021-07-21 5:10:22 PM  
I wouldn't make a big deal out of her if she was in my swimming pool. I would great her with a towel and then ask her to leave.

She knows what she did was wrong. No need to call the cops or anything...Just send her on her way...

live and let live...
 
2021-07-21 5:10:25 PM  
This kind of thing usually only happens in bathrooms, doesn't it?
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2021-07-21 5:12:28 PM  
This being America, she's likely fat and/or a meth-head, so I call 911 and stare at my phone until they haul her away.
 
2021-07-21 5:12:36 PM  

steklo: gameshowhost: Is it June Shannon or not?

NO. A thousand times no!

She lives about a few hours south east of me and there's no way in hell. None....

unless she's making sketties...then all bets are off...


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Sugar Bear already wrecked that shiat, so yeah
 
2021-07-21 5:13:45 PM  

AtomPeepers: Look @ those sad, sad opiate addict eyes


This is the first line in my match.com profile.
 
2021-07-21 5:15:31 PM  
Proving once again that the one you would like to see skinny dipping in your pool is not the one you will see skinny dipping in your pool.
 
2021-07-21 5:16:06 PM  
Release the sharks with lasers on their heads.

What do you mean I have no fricking sharks with laser on their heads?

Well, yeah, I guess I don't have a pool in Florida either, come to think of it.
 
2021-07-21 5:19:15 PM  
I'll leave her alone and let her cool off.
I'm sure an alligator will appear and take care of the problem.
It is Florida after all. 
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2021-07-21 5:19:35 PM  

gameshowhost: Sugar Bear already wrecked that shiat, so yeah


ugh....thanks for the visual.

better...

better get a bucket I'm going to throw up.
 
2021-07-21 5:20:24 PM  

Salmon: mjjt: Last time I read about this situation, the BF was ransacking the house while the home owner sat on the deck perving at the woman skinny dipping

I'd do the same


Ransack the house?
 
2021-07-21 5:20:53 PM  
Can this be multiple choice?  I hope this is multiple choice,
 
2021-07-21 5:24:56 PM  
6 years ago...
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2021-07-21 5:27:59 PM  

WTP 2: 6 years ago...
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wow...what a shame...she was attractive 6 years ago.

but look how dilated her pupils are.
 
2021-07-21 5:28:25 PM  

steklo: I wouldn't make a big deal out of her if she was in my swimming pool. I would great her with a towel and then ask her to leave.

She knows what she did was wrong. No need to call the cops or anything...Just send her on her way...

live and let live...


You assume she won't start yelling at you and scratch your eyes out.
2-3 college-age girls skinny dipping in your pool is a sign of mischief.
A single one, especially if older*, on the other hand is a sign of trouble, mental or otherwise.
Don't assume things will go smoothly.

/*while I am ageist, people above college-age normally have more to lose
 
2021-07-21 5:31:26 PM  
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2021-07-21 5:32:45 PM  
I would do a naked cannonball into the pool....leading to two possible scenarios:

1) She gets scared and immediately leaves.

2) She's down to party and we engage in some hedonistic fun.
 
2021-07-21 5:34:47 PM  

ShamanGator: Well, not good naked, but not a manatee in a wet tee-shirt either. I'd say double up on rain coats & dive in. I'll let the dog take care of the boyfriend.


Back in the day when the person's drug of choice was likely to be booze or blow?  Sure ya betchya.

Now?  When it's more than likely meth?
Hard pass.  If I was ever back on the dating pool I'd have that as my fist question.

"Hi, my name's FNGOOFY, have you ever or do you intend to ever use meth?"
 
2021-07-21 5:37:43 PM  

Dr.Fey: Does it involve use of firearms?  I'll bet it involves use of firearms.  Or maybe a flame-thrower, like the one in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Florida.

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FTFY
 
2021-07-21 5:38:12 PM  
That looks like Applebee's margarita type wasted there

Meth would make her face more ragged
 
2021-07-21 5:40:12 PM  

WTP 2: 6 years ago...
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faces of meth.....
 
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