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(History Channel)   On this day in history, in 1944, Hitler announced to Germany "I'm still alive" following a failed bomb plot, following up with "Oh no, not I, I will survive, Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive"   (history.com) divider line
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2021-07-21 3:10:48 PM  
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2021-07-21 3:11:58 PM  
Oh, if you're prone to epileptic seizures, don't look at my post above.
 
2021-07-21 3:57:41 PM  
Adolf Hitler - Joseph Stalin/Staline : Video Killed The Radio Star - The Buggles Deepfake
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2021-07-21 4:35:49 PM  

Dr.Fey: Oh, if you're prone to epileptic seizures, don't look at my post above.


Oh no Igfhjggxdyn bhggyjkiiuj***CARRIER LOST***
 
2021-07-21 4:39:21 PM  
it's as if Hitler had plot armour.
 
2021-07-21 4:39:32 PM  
Hey, we're four posts in and no one has posted anything about Trump yet! I am disappoint!
 
2021-07-21 4:39:38 PM  
🌞 Man On The Moon 🌚 I Will Survive 🔥 (Jim Carrey Ft. Andy Kaufman Ft. Gloria Gaynor 🎩 End Scene)
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2021-07-21 4:39:43 PM  
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin',
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
 
2021-07-21 4:42:35 PM  
Portal - 'Still Alive'
Youtube Y6ljFaKRTrI
 
2021-07-21 4:44:40 PM  
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2021-07-21 4:47:48 PM  
We got a saying around here.
 
2021-07-21 4:50:05 PM  
/ oblig
// Say what you want about Hitler but at least he had the common decency to kill Hitler.
/// On the other hand, he also murdered the man who killed Hitler.
 
2021-07-21 4:56:45 PM  
Hitler was born to be alive
Youtube 3OaygSqLHsQ
 
2021-07-21 5:00:51 PM  
He had all his life to live, and he had all his l-

Ok, that's where the song breaks. :P
 
2021-07-21 5:10:05 PM  

odigon: it's as if Hitler had plot armour.


Great, I had just convinced myself I am not living in a computer simulation.
 
2021-07-21 5:11:12 PM  

oxnard_montalvo: Hey, we're four posts in and no one has posted anything about Trump yet! I am disappoint!


...or Tom Cruise, for that matter.

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2021-07-21 5:17:00 PM  
Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.
 
2021-07-21 5:37:23 PM  
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2021-07-21 5:41:30 PM  

Ishkur: Leave Hitler alone.



This is now how I envision you:
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2021-07-21 5:46:53 PM  

Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.


Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?
 
2021-07-21 5:47:47 PM  

Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.


Well, to be honest even if it weren't Hitler it probably still wouldn't be like a picnic with the Goldsteins...
 
2021-07-21 5:48:24 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?


Julius Caesar.

Not before the Ideas of March, but after.
 
2021-07-21 5:52:27 PM  

Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.


First you kill Hitler before the start of the Third Reich.
Then work your way down what will be the chain of command, to make sure there is no Third Reich.

Oh, and biatch slap the people that wrote the Treaty of Versailles.
 
2021-07-21 5:52:35 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.

Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?


Fred Trump
 
2021-07-21 5:58:58 PM  
Gloria Gaynor and Dio - "I Will Survive the Rainbow in the Dark"
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2021-07-21 5:59:56 PM  

Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.


Well not everything. There were the little matters of millions of murdered civilians, and 4 decades of Soviet control over 1/4 of Germany.
 
2021-07-21 6:02:59 PM  
You know, the more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I like him.
 
2021-07-21 6:07:09 PM  

Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.


We are all where we are. The history of the universe and all of mankind's atrocities brought us to be. The concept of changing the past is self defeating. All one can do is hope to improve the future.

/Or break the simulation.
 
2021-07-21 6:08:20 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.

Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?


Can't... Stop... Joke...
/Your parents.
//Not really though
 
2021-07-21 6:09:25 PM  

Ishkur: CordycepsInYourBrain: Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?

Julius Caesar.

Not before the Ideas of March, but after.


Tell me of these march ideas? We're they inspired by Sousa?
 
2021-07-21 6:32:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: First you kill Hitler before the start of the Third Reich.
Then work your way down what will be the chain of command, to make sure there is no Third Reich.

Oh, and biatch slap the people that wrote the Treaty of Versailles.


That's too many variables to account for, you're changing too much.

Haven't you seen Loki?
 
2021-07-21 6:32:51 PM  

valenumr: Ishkur: CordycepsInYourBrain: Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?

Julius Caesar.

Not before the Ideas of March, but after.

Tell me of these march ideas? We're they inspired by Sousa?


Well, I got one idea for a weeklong vacation right in the middle of it....

/stupid autocorrect
 
2021-07-21 7:06:47 PM  

SidFishious: [Fark user image 425x638]


Hah. You must be referring to "Alive." That was a big Hit(ler).
 
2021-07-21 7:35:59 PM  
Okay, I just mixed two headlines while reading the Fark front page and it was unintentionally hilarious:

On this day in history, in 1944, Hitler announced to Germany "I'm still dipping in your pool. What do you do? Before you answer, remember this: this was in Florida
 
2021-07-21 7:57:52 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.

Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?


Newt Gingrich, Lee Atwater, Carl Rove, Ken Starr, Mitch McConnell, shall I continue?

James O'Keefe should be crucified and basted with boiling tar and left to rot on his cross but I doubt I would really wish to be so merciful.
 
2021-07-21 8:05:25 PM  

Dr.Fey: Oh, if you're prone to epileptic seizures, don't look at my post above.


Great, now you tell m ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
 
2021-07-21 10:36:20 PM  
I'm as much of a WWII history buff as the next guy.  I've read pretty much every autobiographical book written (don't give a fark about tactical plans or maps, just personal experiences).  But, these "on this day in history" posts I see here and other places are getting played out, big time.  Tomorrow, on this day in history, MacArthur farted
 
2021-07-22 2:07:38 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: Ishkur: Stupid time travelers.

For the last god damn time: STOP TRYING TO KILL HITLER.

Think about it. We *WON* the war. That's the best possible outcome. Why would you want to mess with that?

If you kill Hitler, something worse might happen. Someone competent might lead the Third Reich. Germany might win. They might develop the bomb. They might make the Holocaust look like a Sunday picnic with the Goldsteins.

Leave Hitler alone. Everything worked out in the end.

Ok then, smartypants, who would you kill if you could go back in time?


Albertino Shangxi.

Never heard of him you say?

Well, you're welcome
 
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